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(The Libertarian Republic)   Christian radio host claims Ebola will cleanse the world of atheists, gays and sluts   (thelibertarianrepublic.com) divider line 253
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2014-08-12 03:03:50 PM  
Went there to vent some righteous anger upon that genital wart but the people in the comments have that taken care of already. Fred Phelps would be proud of him
 
2014-08-12 03:10:19 PM  
Well, I'm convinced.
 
2014-08-12 03:20:52 PM  
Sluts? It will cleanse the world of sluts? No, not the sluts! Please, someone save the sluts!
 
2014-08-12 03:24:55 PM  
"If Ebola becomes a global plague, you better make sure the blood of Jesus is upon you,..."

ummm, isn't that how it is spread?
 
2014-08-12 03:26:17 PM  
Which is why missionaries were amongst the first to die......oh wait...
 
2014-08-12 03:32:09 PM  
You're gonna need a bigger Ebola
 
2014-08-12 03:51:03 PM  

TheGrayCat: Which is why missionaries were amongst the first to die......oh wait...


They weren't "True Christians" (tm)
 
2014-08-12 05:23:47 PM  
Wait... I thought AIDS was supposed to do this. Then the evil scientists went and found drugs to treat it and other minions of Satan went and showed people how to protect themselves.

The grand scheme of an omnipotent, omniscient, and omnipresent being thwarted again!
 
2014-08-12 05:23:50 PM  
As evidenced by all the atheist gay Guineans they've killed so far...
 
2014-08-12 05:24:02 PM  
Not the sluts!!

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2014-08-12 05:24:36 PM  

TheGrayCat: Which is why missionaries were amongst the first to die......oh wait...


They weren't the right kind of missionary.
 
2014-08-12 05:24:38 PM  
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2014-08-12 05:24:40 PM  
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2014-08-12 05:24:52 PM  
Christian?

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2014-08-12 05:24:52 PM  

Nabb1: Sluts? It will cleanse the world of sluts? No, not the sluts! Please, someone save the sluts!


yeah, this - at first I thought "good", but then I realized I'm an atheist and I don't hate gay people, but sluts?  If it weren't for sluts I'd never get laid.
 
2014-08-12 05:25:07 PM  
Call it a hunch, but I don't think it's God this fellow is worshipping.
 
2014-08-12 05:25:48 PM  
It can start with him.
 
2014-08-12 05:25:50 PM  
It really chaps their asses that they can't shame us into hiding in the closet anymore, doesn't it? (Or outright murder us.)
 
2014-08-12 05:26:35 PM  

Nogrhi: "If Ebola becomes a global plague, you better make sure the blood of Jesus is upon you,..."

ummm, isn't that how it is spread?


On your feet or on your knees.
 
2014-08-12 05:26:48 PM  
www.quotesworthrepeating.com

Subby? Is that you?
 
2014-08-12 05:26:56 PM  
I will open my home to the sluts.

/only the hot ones
 
2014-08-12 05:27:02 PM  
I'd like it better if wipes out the Christians so they can, you know, go to Heaven.
 
2014-08-12 05:27:38 PM  
Wait.., he is christian? Isn't that list kinda short?
 
2014-08-12 05:28:36 PM  
Wait, I thought Ebola was Obama's secret plot to kill Christians? I'm so confused now...
 
2014-08-12 05:29:06 PM  
American 'christians' really need to come up with a new name for themselves. They are about as Christ-like as a bunch of xenophobic sociopaths.
 
2014-08-12 05:29:34 PM  
He really needs to encourage his listeners to go to the countries with Ebola outbreaks and minister to those poor heathens.  God will protect real Christians.
 
2014-08-12 05:29:43 PM  

AeAe: I'd like it better if wipes out the Christians so they can, you know, go to Heaven.


Ebola rapture.
 
2014-08-12 05:30:00 PM  
He could use a whole team of mental health experts
 
2014-08-12 05:30:16 PM  
What, no Muslims?
 
2014-08-12 05:30:29 PM  

Nabb1: Sluts? It will cleanse the world of sluts? No, not the sluts! Please, someone save the sluts!


it's okay. we'll just make more.
 
2014-08-12 05:32:18 PM  
Wonder how they can come up with crap since they also said AIDS was cuz homosexuals are the devil. And that didn't really work out for them....so what did these poor Africans do? Why didn't god just drop a glob of Ebola-laden batshiat into some homo's latte while he and his husband were touring Carlsbad Caverns after getting gay married, watching porn in the hotel, and sponsoring some slut's abortion on the way to the cave tour. MY scenario fits their view of what Ebola's purpose is wayyyyy better than killing a few Africans and some CHRISTIAN missionaries trying to spread Jesus's word on the Dark Continent!

These people are such idiots.
 
2014-08-12 05:33:31 PM  

hitlersbrain: American 'christians' really need to come up with a new name for themselves. They are about as Christ-like as a bunch of xenophobic sociopaths.


Yeah right.  They only call themselves "Christian" but they don't really follow his teachings. Certainly causes confusion.
 
2014-08-12 05:34:12 PM  
Let me guess....Bryan Fisher?


*clicks on link*

..........Oh. Someone twice as vile.
 
2014-08-12 05:34:18 PM  
If we're lucky, the radio host will get nice and cleared out too.

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2014-08-12 05:34:19 PM  

hitlersbrain: American 'christians' really need to come up with a new name for themselves. They are about as Christ-like as a bunch of xenophobic sociopaths.


"Evangelicals"?
 
2014-08-12 05:35:57 PM  
 
2014-08-12 05:36:33 PM  
I'll just leave this here:

Krimsen King • a day ago

Jesus would smack that guy in the face, tell him to turn the other cheek so he could smack that one, too... good GOD where have these people's humanity gone????
 
2014-08-12 05:36:50 PM  

Nabb1: Sluts? It will cleanse the world of sluts? No, not the sluts! Please, someone save the sluts!


I put my slut in a hyperbaric chamber for the duration, just to be safe. I'm a whore prepper.
 
2014-08-12 05:37:54 PM  

ifky: I will open my home to the sluts.

/only the hot ones


You sure about that? If it really is the end times, if Ebola is really gonna wipe out most of humanity, then it might be best to spread your seed as widely as possible, to ensure that your genes survive the holocaust.
 
2014-08-12 05:38:03 PM  
first they came for the gays and I did nothing for I was not gay.

then they came for the atheists and I did nothing for I was not an atheist.

finally they came for the sluts and now there's no one left to do me.  :(
 
2014-08-12 05:38:08 PM  
Aren't Ghana, Sierra Leone and those other Ebola-plagued countries mostly Christian nations already?
 
2014-08-12 05:38:26 PM  
I don't get the outrage against sluts. Sluts never farked me but I'm not tore up about it.
 
2014-08-12 05:38:43 PM  
I'm a gay atheist slut. But I wont catch teh Ebolas because I don't eat da poo poo.
 
2014-08-12 05:38:51 PM  
The gay atheist sluts are especially screwed.
 
2014-08-12 05:40:15 PM  
It makes sense if you don't think about it.
 
2014-08-12 05:40:53 PM  
Christians: The Classy Religion.

/by which I mean klassy with a K.
 
2014-08-12 05:41:11 PM  
this guy is six or seven times the Christian that Jesus was/is.
 
2014-08-12 05:41:14 PM  
Christian radio host claims Ebola will cleanse the world of atheists, gays and sluts... and blacks... and whites... and muslims... and jews... and rich... and poor... and christians... and atheists... and guys named Bob...
 
2014-08-12 05:41:25 PM  

fusillade762: End Times evangelist Rick Wiles warned yesterday that President Obama may intentionally spread Ebola using an ineffective vaccine, which would lead to Americans being forced into FEMA camps.

Bonus: the vaccine won't work because of chemtrails.


End Times radio host Rick Wiles said that an outbreak of Ebola in the U.S. might actually be a good thing if it ends up giving an "attitude adjustment" to all the gays and atheists, along with people who use pornography or have had an abortion, who will die if they aren't "protected by God."


Well sh*t, then WHICH IS IT!!??

The ass contradicted himself completely THE VERY NEXT DAMN DAY.
 
2014-08-12 05:41:50 PM  
That's what these guys said about ...

Deedeemarz: Wonder how they can come up with crap since they also said AIDS was cuz homosexuals are the devil.


Oh. Already covered. Very well then. Carry on.

Deedeemarz: And that didn't really work out for them....so what did these poor Africans do? Why didn't god just drop a glob of Ebola-laden batshiat into some homo's latte while he and his husband were touring Carlsbad Caverns after getting gay married, watching porn in the hotel, and sponsoring some slut's abortion on the way to the cave tour. MY scenario fits their view of what Ebola's purpose is wayyyyy better than killing a few Africans and some CHRISTIAN missionaries trying to spread Jesus's word on the Dark Continent!

These people are such idiots.


You forgot muslins.
 
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