TheGrayCat: Which is why missionaries were amongst the first to die......oh wait...
Nabb1: Sluts? It will cleanse the world of sluts? No, not the sluts! Please, someone save the sluts!
Nogrhi: "If Ebola becomes a global plague, you better make sure the blood of Jesus is upon you,..."ummm, isn't that how it is spread?
AeAe: I'd like it better if wipes out the Christians so they can, you know, go to Heaven.
hitlersbrain: American 'christians' really need to come up with a new name for themselves. They are about as Christ-like as a bunch of xenophobic sociopaths.
I'll just leave this here:
ifky: I will open my home to the sluts./only the hot ones
fusillade762: End Times evangelist Rick Wiles warned yesterday that President Obama may intentionally spread Ebola using an ineffective vaccine, which would lead to Americans being forced into FEMA camps.Bonus: the vaccine won't work because of chemtrails.
Deedeemarz: Wonder how they can come up with crap since they also said AIDS was cuz homosexuals are the devil.
Deedeemarz: And that didn't really work out for them....so what did these poor Africans do? Why didn't god just drop a glob of Ebola-laden batshiat into some homo's latte while he and his husband were touring Carlsbad Caverns after getting gay married, watching porn in the hotel, and sponsoring some slut's abortion on the way to the cave tour. MY scenario fits their view of what Ebola's purpose is wayyyyy better than killing a few Africans and some CHRISTIAN missionaries trying to spread Jesus's word on the Dark Continent!These people are such idiots.
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