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2014-08-12 03:32:47 PM  
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R.I.P.  WASHINGTON GENERALS
 
2014-08-12 03:58:29 PM  
They thought Michelle Obama was due!
 
2014-08-12 04:20:47 PM  
These Obamas are really too much.  Does the tyranny never farking end?!

Now you've got the wife using the military to suppress free choice.
 
2014-08-12 04:30:51 PM  
FLOJOTUS and the Generals want a healthy, educated population, and we can't have that!

Its easier to manipulate stupid fatties.
 
2014-08-12 04:53:26 PM  

vernonFL: FLOJOTUS and the Generals want a healthy, educated population, and we can't have that!


The generals are probably less worried about educated or healthy per se; they're just worried because 75% of the kids in their recruiting demographic are too fat to fight.
 
2014-08-12 04:54:25 PM  

vernonFL: FLOJOTUS and the Generals want a healthy, educated population, and we can't have that!

Its easier to manipulate stupid fatties.


The freedom to be fat and uneducated is as American as lard pie. Why do you hate America?
 
2014-08-12 05:20:45 PM  
Next they'll be quartering soldiers in my home to make sure I eat my veggies!!

OH, THE TYRRANY!!!
 
2014-08-12 05:32:19 PM  

abb3w: vernonFL: FLOJOTUS and the Generals want a healthy, educated population, and we can't have that!

The generals are probably less worried about educated or healthy per se; they're just worried because 75% of the kids in their recruiting demographic are too fat to fight.


I know exactly what report you're talking about. That is not what the report said. They said that only 25% of the target population is disqualified from service for a variety of reasons. Being overweight is one of those reasons, but it is not the only reason everyone, or even a majority of the population, is ineligible to serve. I should know. My agency spent the last four months specifically researching this stuff.
 
2014-08-12 05:33:21 PM  

Serious Black: abb3w: vernonFL: FLOJOTUS and the Generals want a healthy, educated population, and we can't have that!

The generals are probably less worried about educated or healthy per se; they're just worried because 75% of the kids in their recruiting demographic are too fat to fight.

I know exactly what report you're talking about. That is not what the report said. They said that only 25% of the target population is disqualified from service for a variety of reasons. Being overweight is one of those reasons, but it is not the only reason everyone, or even a majority of the population, is ineligible to serve. I should know. My agency spent the last four months specifically researching this stuff.


Er, I meant only 25% of the target population is NOT disqualified from service. Stupid me not previewing.
 
2014-08-12 06:21:09 PM  
Mission: Readiness, a group of nearly 500 former military leaders, is planning to "storm the Hill" when Congress comes back to town next month and urge lawmakers to keep new school nutrition standards intact.

Translation: We need the dudes.
 
2014-08-12 06:26:34 PM  
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Apparently for the Army it's a question of guns versus butter. Or guns versus pizza.
 
2014-08-12 06:28:46 PM  
Clearly they need to keep jelly doughnuts out of the barracks.
 
2014-08-12 06:28:52 PM  
Yah, men with lifelong careers in the military might be a little tired of trying to make soldiers, sailors, airmen, and marines out of slabs of salt-pork. Ask any DI about the detritus that shows up for boot these days.
 
2014-08-12 06:30:04 PM  

ArkAngel: They thought Michelle Obama was due! a dude


FTFY
 
2014-08-12 06:30:14 PM  
Guess who's jockeying for the good positions when the FEMA camps open up.
 
2014-08-12 06:34:56 PM  

jso2897: Yah, men with lifelong careers in the military might be a little tired of trying to make soldiers, sailors, airmen, and marines out of slabs of salt-pork. Ask any DI about the detritus that shows up for boot these days.


probably NSFW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WC36u2xha5Y

probably NSFW

at least there's no grenade throwing involved.

/it only works if a round is in the chamber!
 
2014-08-12 06:35:08 PM  

Mr.Tangent: Guess who's jockeying for the good positions when the FEMA camps open up.


Come on, everybody knows the FEMA camps will be used to "quarantine" right wingers from the ebola plague
 
2014-08-12 06:36:32 PM  
Army lifers don't want to see fat tubs of goo show up at recruitment centers?

How completely unsurprising.

So naturally their interests ally with Michelle Obama's whole "kids should eat better" campaign.

So much for the part that makes sense.

Now the fun part.

Finding out whether the RW media will leave this story alone or accuse the generals of being sekrit communists who've fallen under the spell of a foul temptress or whatever derp they come up.
 
2014-08-12 06:41:10 PM  

quatchi: Army lifers don't want to see fat tubs of goo show up at recruitment centers?

How completely unsurprising.

So naturally their interests ally with Michelle Obama's whole "kids should eat better" campaign.

So much for the part that makes sense.

Now the fun part.

Finding out whether the RW media will leave this story alone or accuse the generals of being sekrit communists who've fallen under the spell of a foul temptress or whatever derp they come up.


We already know that the officers that won't order the men to fire upon American civilians have all but been drummed out so they really are under their spell and/or thumb.
 
2014-08-12 06:45:17 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: quatchi: Army lifers don't want to see fat tubs of goo show up at recruitment centers?

How completely unsurprising.

So naturally their interests ally with Michelle Obama's whole "kids should eat better" campaign.

So much for the part that makes sense.

Now the fun part.

Finding out whether the RW media will leave this story alone or accuse the generals of being sekrit communists who've fallen under the spell of a foul temptress or whatever derp they come up.

We already know that the officers that won't order the men to fire upon American civilians have all but been drummed out so they really are under their spell and/or thumb.


Can somebody translate this from derp to English?
 
2014-08-12 06:52:04 PM  
This is my trifle, this is my gut,
This is for dieting, shut up and PASS THE bacon.
 
2014-08-12 06:53:29 PM  
Of course they do.

They also want us to start worrying about other domestic issues, as internal strife has more potential to destabilize America than any outside aggressor.
 
2014-08-12 06:54:31 PM  

max_pooper: Smeggy Smurf: quatchi: Army lifers don't want to see fat tubs of goo show up at recruitment centers?

How completely unsurprising.

So naturally their interests ally with Michelle Obama's whole "kids should eat better" campaign.

So much for the part that makes sense.

Now the fun part.

Finding out whether the RW media will leave this story alone or accuse the generals of being sekrit communists who've fallen under the spell of a foul temptress or whatever derp they come up.

We already know that the officers that won't order the men to fire upon American civilians have all but been drummed out so they really are under their spell and/or thumb.

Can somebody translate this from derp to English?


Reedin' comprehenshun iz hurd
 
2014-08-12 07:03:29 PM  
Isn't this a freedom of religion issue, as per the First Amendment?

How dare MIchelle preach the gospel of healthy eating when it is not even mentioned in the Bible!

(The OT does prohibit eating unclean things but french fries are not unclean unless they've been on the floor more than 5 seconds. Anyway nobody that wants to eat bacon pays heed to the OT)

Mormonism is the only major religion in the US that promotes healthy eating (it may be in the book of Mormon or in revelations from the prophets) - they even recommend not eating a lot of meat.

However this Mormon position doesn't seem to work all that well in practice:
https://www.google.com/search?q=fat+mormon
https://www.google.com/search?q=fat+mormon&tbm=isch

1.bp.blogspot.com churchofthefridge.com

http://mainstreetplaza.com/2011/02/22/mormons-proud-about/
One more thing for Mormons to be proud about...
They make up 27% of the contestants on the The Biggest Loser, a show people can watch to either: (1) make fun of fat people, (2) make them feel less fat, or (3) let them commiseratewith fat people!


mainstreetplaza.com
 
2014-08-12 07:08:29 PM  
Democrats are still being dishonest and moronic in the discussion on school lunches. I'm not surprised.


It's not over being fit. It's over Democrats being morons over their regulations to the point where they've created a lunch program that creates lunches kids do not want to eat and those who do are still left hungry.

But Michelle, being able to send her kids to one of the finest schools in America, is really the one to go to for school nutrition standards.
 
2014-08-12 07:13:47 PM  
the irony being that the NSLP was created, in part, because so many WWII draftees were malnourished and underfed that it was considered a national security issue.

and now new recruits are malnourished and over-fed.
 
2014-08-12 07:15:53 PM  

Mrbogey: they've created a lunch program that creates lunches kids do not want to eat and those who do are still left hungry.


Guess what, you get hungry enough you'll eat almost anything.  Your premise is flawed as usual.
 
2014-08-12 07:17:48 PM  

Mrbogey: But Michelle, being able to send her kids to one of the finest schools in America, is really the one to go to for school nutrition standards.


Whining from CNSnews. You'll give us a link to WND next?
 
2014-08-12 07:18:17 PM  

Smeggy Smurf: max_pooper: Smeggy Smurf: quatchi: Army lifers don't want to see fat tubs of goo show up at recruitment centers?

How completely unsurprising.

So naturally their interests ally with Michelle Obama's whole "kids should eat better" campaign.

So much for the part that makes sense.

Now the fun part.

Finding out whether the RW media will leave this story alone or accuse the generals of being sekrit communists who've fallen under the spell of a foul temptress or whatever derp they come up.

We already know that the officers that won't order the men to fire upon American civilians have all but been drummed out so they really are under their spell and/or thumb.

Can somebody translate this from derp to English?

Reedin' comprehenshun iz hurd


Yeah, they passed around a survey to all the officers in the military asking them "Will you give the order to fire on True American Patriot Tea Partiers" check "Yes" or "No" and then fired the ones that checked "No". Duh.
 
2014-08-12 07:24:14 PM  

2wolves: Guess what, you get hungry enough you'll eat almost anything.  Your premise is flawed as usual.


Do you have a point that's not retarded?

Kids don't want to eat the crap the folks you support are giving them. That's a failure. Going "Marie Antoinette" isn't an answer.

Halli: Whining from CNSnews. You'll give us a link to WND next?


Blah blah blah. Give me something good to work with. biatching about the link gives me nothing other than an idea of much of a whiner you are.
 
2014-08-12 07:24:46 PM  
And this is news, how?

A lot of the muckety mucks down at the pentagon are democrats.

To be honest; I agree with Mrs. Obama. We've got to figure out a way not to raise a bunch of morbidly obese kids. I might not necessarily agree with the method, you can't MAKE them eat healthy at school, but it's something.

/ I feel that the kids need more PE, more recess and parents who don't buy farking 2 liters of energy drinks.
 
2014-08-12 07:25:50 PM  

Mrbogey: Democrats are still being dishonest and moronic in the discussion on school lunches. I'm not surprised.


It's not over being fit. It's over Democrats being morons over their regulations to the point where they've created a lunch program that creates lunches kids do not want to eat and those who do are still left hungry.

But Michelle, being able to send her kids to one of the finest schools in America, is really the one to go to for school nutrition standards.


Yeah, that dastardly plan of putting the salad bar in a more prominent position on the way to the checkout and no longer qualifying french fries as a vegetable!
 
2014-08-12 07:29:33 PM  

meat0918: Yeah, that dastardly plan of putting the salad bar in a more prominent position on the way to the checkout and no longer qualifying french fries as a vegetable!


That's not what the program is about sweetums. Now be a dear and think about the issue before trying the sarcasm again, okay?
 
2014-08-12 07:30:39 PM  

Mrbogey: 2wolves: Guess what, you get hungry enough you'll eat almost anything.  Your premise is flawed as usual.

Do you have a point that's not retarded?

Kids don't want to eat the crap the folks you support are giving them. That's a failure. Going "Marie Antoinette" isn't an answer.

Halli: Whining from CNSnews. You'll give us a link to WND next?

Blah blah blah. Give me something good to work with. biatching about the link gives me nothing other than an idea of much of a whiner you are.


It's only "crap" because people like you tell them that. Kids who are exposed to healthy eating from an early age will generally enjoy the new lunch rules.
 
2014-08-12 07:30:45 PM  

Mrbogey: Blah blah blah. Give me something good to work with. biatching about the link gives me nothing other than an idea of much of a whiner you are.


Says the crybaby constantly up in arms about everything. This time it is that dastardly Michelle Obama and her tyrannical war on fat kids.

Go be fat somewhere else.

Mrbogey: Kids don't want to eat the crap the folks you support are giving them. That's a failure. Going "Marie Antoinette" isn't an answer.


I think the last time you had an article about one school district. That means all kids now I guess.
 
2014-08-12 07:31:38 PM  
what about serving healthy food that tastes good and kids will eat?

nah, that's crazy talk.  haha, Michelle's fat, haha.
 
2014-08-12 07:32:22 PM  

Mrbogey: Democrats are still being dishonest and moronic in the discussion on school lunches. I'm not surprised.


It's not over being fit. It's over Democrats being morons over their regulations to the point where they've created a lunch program that creates lunches kids do not want to eat and those who do are still left hungry.

But Michelle, being able to send her kids to one of the finest schools in America, is really the one to go to for school nutrition standards.


So what would be your solution?
 
2014-08-12 07:33:17 PM  

Serious Black: Mrbogey: Democrats are still being dishonest and moronic in the discussion on school lunches. I'm not surprised.


It's not over being fit. It's over Democrats being morons over their regulations to the point where they've created a lunch program that creates lunches kids do not want to eat and those who do are still left hungry.

But Michelle, being able to send her kids to one of the finest schools in America, is really the one to go to for school nutrition standards.

So what would be your solution?


In the last thread I believe it was artisan hamburgers and healthy french fries.
 
2014-08-12 07:37:02 PM  

fusillade762: Smeggy Smurf: max_pooper: Smeggy Smurf: quatchi: Army lifers don't want to see fat tubs of goo show up at recruitment centers?

How completely unsurprising.

So naturally their interests ally with Michelle Obama's whole "kids should eat better" campaign.

So much for the part that makes sense.

Now the fun part.

Finding out whether the RW media will leave this story alone or accuse the generals of being sekrit communists who've fallen under the spell of a foul temptress or whatever derp they come up.

We already know that the officers that won't order the men to fire upon American civilians have all but been drummed out so they really are under their spell and/or thumb.

Can somebody translate this from derp to English?

Reedin' comprehenshun iz hurd

Yeah, they passed around a survey to all the officers in the military asking them "Will you give the order to fire on True American Patriot Tea Partiers" check "Yes" or "No" and then fired the ones that checked "No". Duh.


Wellllllll.......

We are in drawdown mode right now. They'll toss out all of the junior officers and senior enlisted men that they can; for whatever reason they can imagine. No generals or admirals though; we need 97 year old Admiral Williamson to command the 7th rubber duckie fleet around his bathtub. He's a patriot, a warrior and extremely forgetful.

/ in drawdown mode; people have been know to be discharged for answering any loaded political question incorrectly.
 
2014-08-12 07:37:38 PM  

Mrbogey: Kids don't want to eat the crap the folks you support are giving them. That's a failure


You're right, it's not like children would eat pizza and ice cream 100% if they were given the option.
 
2014-08-12 07:38:28 PM  

Mrbogey: meat0918: Yeah, that dastardly plan of putting the salad bar in a more prominent position on the way to the checkout and no longer qualifying french fries as a vegetable!

That's not what the program is about sweetums. Now be a dear and think about the issue before trying the sarcasm again, okay?


The program I  about liberal indoctrination.

We get it, she's black.
 
2014-08-12 07:38:28 PM  

Serious Black: So what would be your solution?


This is an unfair question.
 
2014-08-12 07:40:40 PM  

Mrbogey: Democrats are still being dishonest and moronic in the discussion on school lunches. I'm not surprised.



MrBogey is still being dishonest, hateful and moronic in every post he makes. I'm not surprised. Now he'll tell us how much of a victim he is for pointing this out.

/There's no hate like neocon hate.
 
2014-08-12 07:42:12 PM  

Mrbogey: 2wolves: Guess what, you get hungry enough you'll eat almost anything.  Your premise is flawed as usual.

Do you have a point that's not retarded?

Blah blah blah. Give me something good to work with. biatching about the link gives me nothing other than an idea of much of a whiner you are.


The sheer irony of these two statements is palpable.
 
2014-08-12 07:45:26 PM  

Mrbogey: meat0918: Yeah, that dastardly plan of putting the salad bar in a more prominent position on the way to the checkout and no longer qualifying french fries as a vegetable!

That's not what the program is about sweetums. Now be a dear and think about the issue before trying the sarcasm again, okay?


I know very much what the plan is TYVM.
 
2014-08-12 07:47:19 PM  

meat0918: Mrbogey: meat0918: Yeah, that dastardly plan of putting the salad bar in a more prominent position on the way to the checkout and no longer qualifying french fries as a vegetable!

That's not what the program is about sweetums. Now be a dear and think about the issue before trying the sarcasm again, okay?

I know very much what the plan is TYVM.


He's probably going to call for the permanent incarceration of you and all your loved ones now.
 
2014-08-12 07:51:12 PM  

Almost Everybody Poops: Mrbogey: Kids don't want to eat the crap the folks you support are giving them. That's a failure

You're right, it's not like children would eat pizza and ice cream 100% if they were given the option.


I've posted this before, but this is an example of what the public school around here is doing, and the kids do actually eat it.   My son likes the noodles, and pizza is pizza, but he wants them to offer anchovy pizza as well.

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2014-08-12 07:52:40 PM  

Serious Black: Mrbogey: Democrats are still being dishonest and moronic in the discussion on school lunches. I'm not surprised.


It's not over being fit. It's over Democrats being morons over their regulations to the point where they've created a lunch program that creates lunches kids do not want to eat and those who do are still left hungry.

But Michelle, being able to send her kids to one of the finest schools in America, is really the one to go to for school nutrition standards.

So what would be your solution?


More government? Is that the answer?

I know! We can assign a child to a social worker from birth, just like Scotland. More government sponsored union jobs, more regulations AND more bureaucracy! I can has Nobel prize now?

/ More PE, more Recess and an increase in funding to education; it's struggling working class families that are most effected by obesity, lack of education and school lunches
 
2014-08-12 07:55:10 PM  

meat0918:  and pizza is pizza, but he wants them to offer anchovy pizza as well.

[i.imgur.com image 481x359] [i.imgur.com image 261x462]



Your boy just earned a lot of respect from me for that.
 
2014-08-12 07:59:09 PM  

Truffle Kerfuffle: meat0918:  and pizza is pizza, but he wants them to offer anchovy pizza as well.

[i.imgur.com image 481x359] [i.imgur.com image 261x462]


Your boy just earned a lot of respect from me for that.


We didn't believe him when he said he'd like it, but we made an anchovy pizza once.


Once...
 
He loved it, but dear god......  it was only on half the pizza, and the entire thing was... infused with the fish stank.
 
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