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(io9)   Pro: Facial recognition software won't be an issue. Con: Kids screaming in terror   (io9.com) divider line 19
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4137 clicks; posted to Geek » on 12 Aug 2014 at 4:44 PM (51 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-08-12 01:42:09 PM  
I want to lick the pink one until it shudders repeatedly and leaves money on the night stand.
 
2014-08-12 01:53:22 PM  
i.kinja-img.com

The first one looks like a hooded vagina.
 
2014-08-12 02:02:22 PM  
i.ytimg.com
 
2014-08-12 02:13:42 PM  
I always wanted a giant Koosh ball for a head.

www.cs.clemson.edu
 
2014-08-12 02:17:25 PM  
Reminds me of The Private Eye.  A comic where "the cloud" gets hacked and everybody's careers are destroyed when all their emails etc get leaked, so they go way overboard with privacy to the point where people don't even go out in public without wearing masks.
panelsyndicate.com
/ It's not great, but I like the interactions between the main character and his senile Millennial grandpa who doesn't understand why his old-ass iPhone doesn't have a network to connect to.
 
2014-08-12 02:51:44 PM  
Yep, that's a facial.
 
2014-08-12 04:15:03 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
I guess it just got too embarrassing to wear these in public.
 
2014-08-12 04:49:45 PM  
Kids screaming in terror is never a "con."
 
2014-08-12 04:58:06 PM  

GreenAdder: [upload.wikimedia.org image 220x120]
I guess it just got too embarrassing to wear these in public.


I still want one of those stupid things.
 
2014-08-12 05:04:04 PM  
I've always kind of thought this is a good start for confusing facial recognition algorithms.

cdn.gunaxin.com

/needs more eyes though
 
2014-08-12 05:11:49 PM  

Kittypie070: GreenAdder: [upload.wikimedia.org image 220x120]
I guess it just got too embarrassing to wear these in public.

I still want one of those stupid things.


I want to get one and glue some Groucho Marx glasses onto it then wear it.
 
2014-08-12 05:37:41 PM  
You thought it was dangerous being black in a hoodie.
 
2014-08-12 05:49:48 PM  

wildcardjack: You thought it was dangerous being black in a hoodie.


Try being dressed in black on a racetrack
 
2014-08-12 05:54:03 PM  

Torgo_of_Manos: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]


why are you posting a picture of one guy in a labcoat?
 
2014-08-12 07:27:32 PM  
I would like to see a hood/mask that does code insertion on the scanner.
 
2014-08-12 07:55:19 PM  

serial_crusher: Reminds me of The Private Eye.


Came here for this...
 
2014-08-12 09:40:03 PM  
How about a hat with infrared LEDs on it? Invisible to the human eye.
 
2014-08-12 10:15:04 PM  
I read that as "Fecal," and was really disturbed for a second.
 
2014-08-13 10:26:40 AM  

Cyno01: How about a hat with infrared LEDs on it? Invisible to the human eye.


From what I've heard that doesn't really work anymore with newer cameras. :(
 
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