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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)   Wisconsinites continue proud tradition of spending their wedding nights drunk and in jail   (startribune.com) divider line 18
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2014-08-12 04:06:58 PM  
Police say he was still dressed in his white tuxedo when he got into a loud argument.

Sounds like a pretty classy affair.
 
2014-08-12 04:22:11 PM  

TsarTom: Sounds like a pretty classy affair.


Probably a place where diners were allowed to leave their trays on the table when they were finished with them. You know, 'fancy.'
 
2014-08-12 05:15:40 PM  
This is one of the worst articles I have ever read. No names, vague descriptions.... Well I guess it's not bad when you realize most people from Wisconsin can't even read....
 
2014-08-12 05:16:21 PM  
Do you think he still got lucky that night?
 
2014-08-12 05:23:36 PM  
It's not so much a tradition, as it is an eventuality.
 
2014-08-12 05:44:07 PM  
Wisconsin nights...
 
2014-08-12 06:04:04 PM  
The cities in question are pronounced

Manny-two-wok
T'rivers

Public service announcement over.
 
2014-08-12 06:14:19 PM  
Ya know, I used to think you Wisconsin folks were cool, what with all the beer, cheese and brats. But then y'all go and elect Scott Walker, and I have to wonder if it's not time to take your beer away from you...
 
2014-08-12 06:21:51 PM  
OK, I know it's Wisconsin, but...

Aren't you supposed to have the bachelor party before the wedding?
 
2014-08-12 06:25:58 PM  
You can blame Walkershau for Walker. It's the Palm Beach of Wisconsin.
 
2014-08-12 06:29:13 PM  
"Are we in Hell?"

"Worse. Wisconsin."
 
2014-08-12 06:30:07 PM  

schubie: You can blame Walkershau for Walker. It's the Palm Beach of Wisconsin.


And everything else is the West Palm.
 
2014-08-12 06:35:42 PM  

Talented Ass Clown: This is one of the worst articles I have ever read. No names, vague descriptions.... Well I guess it's not bad when you realize most people from Wisconsin can't even read....


Actually according to this: http://nces.ed.gov/naal/estimates/stateestimates.aspx  it's the 7th least illiterate state so....good one dude
 
2014-08-12 06:37:23 PM  

Mtrotter12: Talented Ass Clown: This is one of the worst articles I have ever read. No names, vague descriptions.... Well I guess it's not bad when you realize most people from Wisconsin can't even read....

Actually according to this: http://nces.ed.gov/naal/estimates/stateestimates.aspx  it's the 7th least illiterate state so....good one dude


Guess we found the cheesehead
 
2014-08-12 06:49:35 PM  

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: OK, I know it's Wisconsin, but...

Aren't you supposed to have the bachelor party before the wedding?


Pfft please, in these parts it's traditional to stay drunk from the time of the bachelor party on through the honeymoon.

Talented Ass Clown: This is one of the worst articles I have ever read. No names, vague descriptions.... Well I guess it's not bad when you realize most people from Wisconsin can't even read....


Pft please, have you ever been to places like Alabama, Kansas, or Arizona? Now those places have some damned ignorant and proud asshats.

Sin_City_Superhero: Ya know, I used to think you Wisconsin folks were cool, what with all the beer, cheese and brats. But then y'all go and elect Scott Walker, and I have to wonder if it's not time to take your beer away from you...


At least we aren't Arizona or Florida, or really any place in the south. Those farkers have elected far worse.
 
2014-08-12 06:56:34 PM  

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: OK, I know it's Wisconsin, but...

Aren't you supposed to have the bachelor party before the wedding?


The order goes this way:  Bachelor Party --> Wedding --> Reception.  Two of the three likely contain alcohol in some form.
 
2014-08-12 07:51:46 PM  
As opposed to any other night?
 
2014-08-12 11:00:51 PM  
the 28-year-old from Two Rivers

Manathren blood.
 
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