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(The Raw Story)   CO Republican: Fracking is okay, it's natural for water to burn. 'Indians' used it for warmth   (rawstory.com) divider line 156
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2014-08-12 01:18:07 PM  
Chief Running Bullshiat?
 
2014-08-12 01:19:43 PM  
Why the quotes around Indians?
 
2014-08-12 01:20:57 PM  
I know its wrong to judge people by how they look but in this case:

www.rawstory.com

He looks exactly like you'd expect.
 
2014-08-12 01:27:53 PM  

James!: Why the quotes around Indians?


Well, the Ganges occasionally catches fire.

/I think they meant something else by fire water.
 
2014-08-12 01:28:49 PM  

James!: Why the quotes around Indians?


to indicate that it's a direct quote?
 
2014-08-12 01:32:16 PM  

Tigger: James!: Why the quotes around Indians?

to indicate that it's a direct quote?


I assume hipster air quotes.
 
2014-08-12 01:34:56 PM  
He looks like an extra from Tombstone.
 
2014-08-12 01:35:30 PM  

James!: Why the quotes around Indians?


I believe by 'Indians' he means 'no one, ever'.

A common mistake.
 
2014-08-12 01:40:41 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: I know its wrong to judge people by how they look but in this case:

[www.rawstory.com image 615x345]

He looks exactly like you'd expect.


He's the rootinest derpenest tard in the west....and I can only imagine him galloping while spanking himself with that hat.
 
2014-08-12 01:42:54 PM  

James!: Why the quotes around Indians?


Possibly because he actually said 'injins'.
 
2014-08-12 01:49:38 PM  

stpauler: DjangoStonereaver: I know its wrong to judge people by how they look but in this case:

[www.rawstory.com image 615x345]

He looks exactly like you'd expect.

He's the rootinest derpenest tard in the west....and I can only imagine him galloping while spanking himself with that hat.


Fark is not your personal etc.
 
2014-08-12 01:55:05 PM  
Objectives: We examined associations between maternal residential proximity to natural gas development (NGD) and birth outcomes in a retrospective cohort study of 124,842 births between 1996 and 2009 in rural Colorado.

Conclusions: In this large cohort, we observed an association between density and proximity of natural gas wells within a 10-mile radius of maternal residence and prevalence of congenital heart defects (CHDs) and possibly neural tube defects (NTDs). Greater specificity in exposure estimates is needed to further explore these associations. Link

According to the Colorado Oil and Gas Conservation Commission, 26 percent of the more than 47,000 oil and gas wells in the state are located within 150 to 1000 feet of a home or other type of building that is intended for human occupancy. Link
 
2014-08-12 01:55:29 PM  
well we know that the stupid, it burns.
 
2014-08-12 01:55:52 PM  

stpauler: DjangoStonereaver: I know its wrong to judge people by how they look but in this case:

[www.rawstory.com image 615x345]

He looks exactly like you'd expect.

He's the rootinest derpenest tard in the west....and I can only imagine him galloping while spanking himself with that hat.


He needs to fire his six shooters from his hips, blasting himself 6 or so inches off the ground.
 
2014-08-12 02:20:06 PM  
This guy looks like an authority on Native American history.  Seems legit.
 
2014-08-12 02:21:22 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: I know its wrong to judge people by how they look but in this case:

[www.rawstory.com image 615x345]

He looks exactly like you'd expect.


See, now if every there was a guy who should definitely be sporting a bolo tie, it's this guy. That mustache, the hat, I mean, the bolo would just complete that look.
 
2014-08-12 02:41:48 PM  
Lead and arsenic in the water are also natural, but that damn well doesn't mean they're good.
 
2014-08-12 02:46:08 PM  

Nabb1: DjangoStonereaver: I know its wrong to judge people by how they look but in this case:

[www.rawstory.com image 615x345]

He looks exactly like you'd expect.

See, now if every there was a guy who should definitely be sporting a bolo tie, it's this guy. That mustache, the hat, I mean, the bolo would just complete that look.


...and assless chaps
 
2014-08-12 02:55:24 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: Nabb1: DjangoStonereaver: I know its wrong to judge people by how they look but in this case:

[www.rawstory.com image 615x345]

He looks exactly like you'd expect.

See, now if every there was a guy who should definitely be sporting a bolo tie, it's this guy. That mustache, the hat, I mean, the bolo would just complete that look.

...and assless chaps


Assless chaps for Jesus?

When he mentioned 'going to the seminars' I interpreted that as 'they're paying me handsomely to lie about this'.
 
2014-08-12 03:09:57 PM  
There is not a face big enough for this palm.
 
2014-08-12 03:10:34 PM  
You mean the same indians that can no longer drink their own water because of uranium poisoning?

When World War II spawned the nation's nuclear program and then a nuclear-arms race, companies came digging. They unleashed a radioactive element that would leach into wells and springs. Not until decades later - and decades after many of the mining companies departed - would Painted Desert inhabitants know the real hazards left to them. Even today, true cleanup is in its infancy, with an uncertain growth chart.
The Navajo Nation estimates that 54,000 Navajos haul water from unregulated wells and stock ponds numbering in the low thousands, potentially putting them at risk for contamination from previously untested sources.


Short term profit ignoring the long term consequences. Assholes.
 
2014-08-12 03:10:56 PM  
That can't be a real mustache.  He's putting us on.
 
2014-08-12 03:11:31 PM  

doyner: This guy looks like an authority on Native American history.  Seems legit.


He does look like he's experienced in playing "cowboys and Indians".
 
2014-08-12 03:12:12 PM  
if stupid could burn, we'd ALL be warm this winter.
 
2014-08-12 03:13:56 PM  
The tribes in that region would also hunt buffalo by running them off of cliffs en masse, wasting like 99.9% of the meat the practice produced by just leaving it rotting.  Is he going to tell us that that's a sustainable way to slaughter our cattle next?
 
2014-08-12 03:14:26 PM  

EvilEgg: James!: Why the quotes around Indians?

Well, the Ganges occasionally catches fire.

/I think they meant something else by fire water.



No, Native Americans are very literal.
 
2014-08-12 03:14:51 PM  

Dusk-You-n-Me: Objectives: We examined associations between maternal residential proximity to natural gas development (NGD) and birth outcomes in a retrospective cohort study of 124,842 births between 1996 and 2009 in rural Colorado.

Conclusions: In this large cohort, we observed an association between density and proximity of natural gas wells within a 10-mile radius of maternal residence and prevalence of congenital heart defects (CHDs) and possibly neural tube defects (NTDs). Greater specificity in exposure estimates is needed to further explore these associations. Link

According to the Colorado Oil and Gas Conservation Commission, 26 percent of the more than 47,000 oil and gas wells in the state are located within 150 to 1000 feet of a home or other type of building that is intended for human occupancy. Link


Children being born on fire is perfectly natural. The Incas used them for warmth.
 
2014-08-12 03:17:57 PM  

Holfax: Dusk-You-n-Me: Objectives: We examined associations between maternal residential proximity to natural gas development (NGD) and birth outcomes in a retrospective cohort study of 124,842 births between 1996 and 2009 in rural Colorado.

Conclusions: In this large cohort, we observed an association between density and proximity of natural gas wells within a 10-mile radius of maternal residence and prevalence of congenital heart defects (CHDs) and possibly neural tube defects (NTDs). Greater specificity in exposure estimates is needed to further explore these associations. Link

According to the Colorado Oil and Gas Conservation Commission, 26 percent of the more than 47,000 oil and gas wells in the state are located within 150 to 1000 feet of a home or other type of building that is intended for human occupancy. Link

Children being born on fire is perfectly natural. The Incas used them for warmth.


Does anyone know how to get V-8 juice out of a laptop keyboard?
 
2014-08-12 03:19:16 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: I know its wrong to judge people by how they look but in this case:

[www.rawstory.com image 615x345]

He looks exactly like you'd expect.


For a moment I thought that image was of Woody Harrelson wearing an obviously fake mustache.
 
2014-08-12 03:19:25 PM  

DeaH: Chief Running Bullshiat?


Nice.
 
2014-08-12 03:21:10 PM  

Jim_Callahan: The tribes in that region would also hunt buffalo by running them off of cliffs en masse, wasting like 99.9% of the meat the practice produced by just leaving it rotting.  Is he going to tell us that that's a sustainable way to slaughter our cattle next?


It would certainly be effective.

But, I don't think the meat would be very useful afterwards.

However, this guy's stupidity burns.
 
2014-08-12 03:21:23 PM  
They used a drilling rig made from bison bones and beaver skins.
 
2014-08-12 03:21:31 PM  
So are there fewer retards on the left, or do our retards stay away from cameras and keyboards?
 
2014-08-12 03:21:54 PM  

sugar_fetus: Jim_Callahan: The tribes in that region would also hunt buffalo by running them off of cliffs en masse, wasting like 99.9% of the meat the practice produced by just leaving it rotting.  Is he going to tell us that that's a sustainable way to slaughter our cattle next?

It would certainly be effective.

But, I don't think the meat would be very useful afterwards.

However, this guy's stupidity burns.



sure it would. the meat comes pre-tenderized.
 
2014-08-12 03:22:16 PM  
He's actually that Cleveland Show character in real life
 
2014-08-12 03:22:29 PM  
I thought the burning waters were hot-springs...
 
2014-08-12 03:23:22 PM  

Lord_Baull: sugar_fetus: Jim_Callahan: The tribes in that region would also hunt buffalo by running them off of cliffs en masse, wasting like 99.9% of the meat the practice produced by just leaving it rotting.  Is he going to tell us that that's a sustainable way to slaughter our cattle next?

It would certainly be effective.

But, I don't think the meat would be very useful afterwards.

However, this guy's stupidity burns.


sure it would. the meat comes pre-tenderized.


Schnitzel!
 
2014-08-12 03:23:51 PM  

nocturnal001: So are there fewer retards on the left, or do our retards stay away from cameras and keyboards?


We keep them away from cameras if we can.  Or, ignore them as necessary.  We do not give them a thumbs-up and say sic-em or atta-boy.
 
2014-08-12 03:24:05 PM  
"Some guy says something. News at 11."

I'm all for a good Republican bashing but why is this even an article?
 
2014-08-12 03:24:44 PM  

Markus5: nocturnal001: So are there fewer retards on the left, or do our retards stay away from cameras and keyboards?

We keep them away from cameras if we can.  Or, ignore them as necessary.  We do not give them a thumbs-up and say sic-em or atta-boy.


Or elect them in any significant numbers.
 
2014-08-12 03:25:06 PM  
He couldn't possibly have said that.
*click*
Well shiat.

/facepalm
 
2014-08-12 03:25:12 PM  
John Jakob Gordon Klingenschmitt,
His name is my name too.
Whenever we go out, the people always shout,
"John Jakob Gordon Klingenschmitt!"
 
2014-08-12 03:25:16 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: "Some guy says something. News at 11."

I'm all for a good Republican bashing but why is this even an article?


I'm sorry - did you not see the photograph?
 
2014-08-12 03:26:22 PM  
TIL Colorado elected Yosemite Sam.
 
2014-08-12 03:26:34 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: I know its wrong to judge people by how they look but in this case:

[www.rawstory.com image 615x345]

He looks exactly like you'd expect.



Wow, a Himalayan furry face caterpillar. Those things are rare.
 
2014-08-12 03:27:30 PM  

Dimensio: DjangoStonereaver: I know its wrong to judge people by how they look but in this case:

[www.rawstory.com image 615x345]

He looks exactly like you'd expect.

For a moment I thought that image was of Woody Harrelson wearing an obviously fake mustache.


todayinba.com

// with a hat
 
2014-08-12 03:27:46 PM  
Pffft. There's no way anyone could have said something that stupid. Surely submitter exaggerates.

TFA: "They talk about methane in the water and this, that, and the other," Baumgardner went on, "but if you go back in history and look at how the Indians traveled, they traveled to the 'burning waters.' And that was methane in the waters and that was for warmth in the wintertime."

Oh, bloody hell.
 
2014-08-12 03:27:47 PM  
He looks like he's getting ready to break into a rendition of "YMCA".
 
2014-08-12 03:27:59 PM  

BMulligan: DROxINxTHExWIND: "Some guy says something. News at 11."

I'm all for a good Republican bashing but why is this even an article?

I'm sorry - did you not see the photograph?


Touche'
 
2014-08-12 03:31:38 PM  
Firewater and Indians?
Really?
 
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