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(NBC San Diego)   Mom, grandma hasn't stopped talking in two weeks and she keeps telling me she's knows a secret about the dust under the dresser   (nbcsandiego.com ) divider line
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2014-08-12 04:45:01 PM  
more senior citizens are abusing the drug than you may think.

In 2013, meth intoxication was listed as the cause of death for 80 people age 45 to 54, 48 people age 55 to 64 and four people 65 or older.


WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN ELDERLY?!?
 
2014-08-12 04:47:21 PM  
Sad tag on a bender and disassembling all the appliances?
 
2014-08-12 05:13:44 PM  
I've been thinking about going sober until I retire, then go out partying on every drug imaginable over my last decade or so.
 
2014-08-12 05:24:07 PM  
I dunno, my plan was to descend into senility. This sounds slightly better.
 
2014-08-12 05:27:26 PM  
How else am I supposed to keep up with the little shiatsgrandkids?
 
2014-08-12 05:30:07 PM  
That's when you should do a lot of drugs, what's the downside?
 
2014-08-12 05:33:07 PM  
Is this prescribed methamphetamine or like Mexican meth, glass d*ck type speed?
 
2014-08-12 05:42:34 PM  

jaylectricity: I've been thinking about going sober until I retire, then go out partying on every drug imaginable over my last decade or so.


I like this plan.  It's one that's occurred to me before.

CruJones: That's when you should do a lot of drugs, what's the downside?


I've often said I had it all wrong.  I didn't need drugs when I was younger and in college.  I need them NOW!
 
2014-08-12 05:43:49 PM  

Diogenes: Sad tag on a bender and disassembling all the appliances?


Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.
 
2014-08-12 05:44:01 PM  

jaylectricity: I've been thinking about going sober until I retire, then go out partying on every drug imaginable over my last decade or so.


The "grandpa in little miss sunshine route." Has merit.
 
2014-08-12 05:44:32 PM  
images.popmatters.com
 
2014-08-12 05:44:44 PM  
"She's knows", subby?
 
2014-08-12 05:47:28 PM  
Wake Up Sheeple:

The only good part about that movie was Jennifer Conelly.
 
2014-08-12 05:47:42 PM  

jaylectricity: I've been thinking about going sober until I retire, then go out partying on every drug imaginable over my last decade or so.


My retirement plan is to buy a bale of weed and a pit bull puppy. Not gonna leave the house til the bale of weed is gone and the put bull is pregnant.
 
2014-08-12 05:51:13 PM  

Wake Up Sheeple: [images.popmatters.com image 620x250]


Thinking that and double ended dildos to.
 
2014-08-12 05:53:23 PM  

Guilty_plea_bargain: The only good part about that movie was Jennifer Conelly.


warosu.org
 
2014-08-12 05:53:44 PM  

kendelrio: jaylectricity: I've been thinking about going sober until I retire, then go out partying on every drug imaginable over my last decade or so.

My retirement plan is to buy a bale of weed and a pit bull puppy. Not gonna leave the house til the bale of weed is gone and the put bull is pregnant.


I read that and thought a different farker was posting that at first. Good luck with your human/dog hybrid project.
 
2014-08-12 06:02:05 PM  
So some woman hasn't shut up in two weeks. How is this news?
 
2014-08-12 06:03:17 PM  

Guilty_plea_bargain: Wake Up Sheeple:

The only good part about that movie was Jennifer Conelly.


I know its pretty baby, but I didn't take it for air.
 
2014-08-12 06:04:22 PM  
People like speed. How is this news?
 
2014-08-12 06:21:19 PM  

kittyhas1000legs: kendelrio: jaylectricity: I've been thinking about going sober until I retire, then go out partying on every drug imaginable over my last decade or so.

My retirement plan is to buy a bale of weed and a pit bull puppy. Not gonna leave the house til the bale of weed is gone and the put bull is pregnant.

I read that and thought a different farker was posting that at first. Good luck with your human/dog hybrid project.


\O/
 
2014-08-12 06:26:17 PM  
I was approached by an old fella who looked like Elmere Fudd in an IHOP parking lot who was sweating profusely and talking very rapidly.  He told me all this farked up stuff about his life and I could only understand some of it. I probably shouldn't have given him $8 for what was likely a breakfast of more speed.
 
2014-08-12 06:31:48 PM  
Maybe they're not old but just look that way.

A guy I went to highschool with was a casual user, not the pock marked 7-11 robber type, now he easily looks 15-20 years older than the rest of us. He also dresses the part like a 55-60 y/o truck driver.  It's farking crazy.
 
2014-08-12 06:34:42 PM  
Does that mean I can go to the senior center and get laid if I hook them up?
 
2014-08-12 06:38:01 PM  

Charlie Chingas: Does that mean I can go to the senior center and get laid if I hook them up?


There's no sex in the Geritol Room
 
2014-08-12 06:39:05 PM  

Charlie Chingas: Does that mean I can go to the senior center and get laid if I hook them up?


Are you talking about a local home or in the big city?  Because I know this area is full of cougars who will do dirty things they don't even have names for.  You just need low standards and a high alcohol tolerance
 
2014-08-12 06:46:41 PM  

jaylectricity: I've been thinking about going sober until I retire, then go out partying on every drug imaginable over my last decade or so.


I have a good friend who is doing something similar - or plans to.  He was facing jailtime for alcohol and major drug abuse and the stealing to support his habit; was in the gutter, lost everything, etc.  He hasn't touched anything since going into rehab.  But he says the day he retires he wants to sit on his porch and light up and then see where that goes - though in his sobriety he found a wife and has 3 kids and a big house, so I can see him holding out a bit longer.
 
2014-08-12 06:49:20 PM  
Who cares if Grandma does a bunch of crank? It's probably cheaper than if she blows all her egg money at the casino.
 
2014-08-12 06:55:20 PM  

uber humper: Charlie Chingas: Does that mean I can go to the senior center and get laid if I hook them up?

There's no sex in the Geritol Room


There is however oral sex allowed and it's great to get a hummer without dentures.

I believe that's a gummer.

Geriatric hummer.
 
2014-08-12 06:59:07 PM  

Guilty_plea_bargain: uber humper: Charlie Chingas: Does that mean I can go to the senior center and get laid if I hook them up?

There's no sex in the Geritol Room

There is however oral sex allowed and it's great to get a hummer without dentures.

I believe that's a gummer.

Geriatric hummer.


Those are really good...

/or so I've heard
 
2014-08-12 07:13:59 PM  

kendelrio: jaylectricity: I've been thinking about going sober until I retire, then go out partying on every drug imaginable over my last decade or so.

My retirement plan is to buy a bale of weed and a pit bull puppy. Not gonna leave the house til the bale of weed is gone and the put bull is pregnant.


Sounds like you are going to be busy.


/But a  pitbull?
//Can't find a human woman?
 
2014-08-12 07:15:18 PM  

Wake Up Sheeple: [images.popmatters.com image 620x250]


I'd hit it.
 
2014-08-12 07:53:36 PM  
Meth in old age sounds counterintuitive to me. I would want more weed booze and psychedelics. All the time and no responsibilities.

Golf carts, planned communities and lots of fun drugs.
 
2014-08-12 08:48:24 PM  

kendelrio: jaylectricity: I've been thinking about going sober until I retire, then go out partying on every drug imaginable over my last decade or so.

My retirement plan is to buy a bale of weed and a pit bull puppy. Not gonna leave the house til the bale of weed is gone and the put bull is pregnant.


Dude, wear a rubber or things could get weird.
 
2014-08-12 08:55:56 PM  

jaylectricity: I've been thinking about going sober until I retire, then go out partying on every drug imaginable over my last decade or so.


Me too! I'm such a go getter I got a 50 year head start.
 
2014-08-12 09:07:32 PM  
Once upon a time it was actually prescribed by doctors without significant consequence.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methamphetamine#History.2C_society.2C_a nd _culture
 
2014-08-12 10:03:55 PM  
Anyone who was alive in the '60's should not be surprised by this news.
 
2014-08-12 10:55:57 PM  

fark'emfeed'emfish: kittyhas1000legs: kendelrio: jaylectricity: I've been thinking about going sober until I retire, then go out partying on every drug imaginable over my last decade or so.

My retirement plan is to buy a bale of weed and a pit bull puppy. Not gonna leave the house til the bale of weed is gone and the put bull is pregnant.

I read that and thought a different farker was posting that at first. Good luck with your human/dog hybrid project.

\O/


Stay off of Craigslist. Anyone claiming to be a dog on Craigslist is a COP.
 
2014-08-12 11:52:01 PM  

Frederick: Once upon a time it was actually prescribed by doctors without significant consequence.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methamphetamine#History.2C_society.2C_a nd _culture


It was prescribed...but there was significant consequence. Just not the same ones we have today.
 
2014-08-13 12:58:09 AM  
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2014-08-13 03:26:55 AM  

morg: fark'emfeed'emfish: kittyhas1000legs: kendelrio: jaylectricity: I've been thinking about going sober until I retire, then go out partying on every drug imaginable over my last decade or so.

My retirement plan is to buy a bale of weed and a pit bull puppy. Not gonna leave the house til the bale of weed is gone and the put bull is pregnant.

I read that and thought a different farker was posting that at first. Good luck with your human/dog hybrid project.

\O/

Stay off of Craigslist. Anyone claiming to be a dog on Craigslist is a COP.


/O\
 
2014-08-13 09:45:53 AM  
Meh. My grandma hasn't spoken to me in two weeks and there's a funny smell coming from her room. More Lysol needed.
 
2014-08-13 05:58:08 PM  
I hope when I get old I am healthy enough to do meth.
 
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