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(Mirror.co.uk)   Important tip for those considering a life of crime: when making a getaway from your daring heist, do not stop to urinate on a wasp nest   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 22
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3354 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Aug 2014 at 2:04 PM (18 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-08-12 01:38:47 PM  
As per a GIS, this is apparently an 'annoyed wasp':

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/dawwww
 
2014-08-12 02:05:44 PM  
Not peeing on wasp nests is good advice for any line of work.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-08-12 02:06:38 PM  
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2014-08-12 02:08:16 PM  
Well, his dick is bigger now, right?
 
2014-08-12 02:09:28 PM  
But that's my fetish!
 
2014-08-12 02:11:21 PM  
Won't be his last time getting lots of pricks.
 
2014-08-12 02:12:50 PM  

bikerbob59: Well, his dick is bigger now, right?


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2014-08-12 02:13:51 PM  

cgraves67: Not peeing on wasp nests is good advice for any line of work.


And, I would think, for any sort of hobby or entertainment too. Except, you know,  maybe  that abhorrent1 guy.
 
2014-08-12 02:15:33 PM  

gja: [img218.imageshack.us image 640x427]


excellent use of this airplane! reference.
 
2014-08-12 02:16:58 PM  
So the police caught him....

sunglasses

...in a sting
 
2014-08-12 02:17:08 PM  
The best thing I can say about this is, at least it was done accidentally.

Because I can't even image what kind of mindset you'd have to be in to purposefully decide that pissing on a wasp's nest is a good idea.
 
2014-08-12 02:19:50 PM  
That's probably a good idea even if you're not a criminal.

I've actually made a truce with the wasps in my backyard.  When I moved here I bought Raid and killed them all. Then I realized they weren't really all that aggressive and when they magically returned the following spring I just left them alone and they've never stung me.

It's the non-domesticated wasps that are a problem.  I was horseback riding one time in the woods and these farking wasps went nuts.  They stung me, they stung the horse just for riding past the tree where they made their nest.  The horse went farking nuts.  Fark those wasps.
 
2014-08-12 02:21:11 PM  

mithras_angel: The best thing I can say about this is, at least it was done accidentally.

Because I can't even image what kind of mindset you'd have to be in to purposefully decide that pissing on a wasp's nest is a good idea.


If you want to really piss them off, I can't think of a better way.
 
2014-08-12 02:22:34 PM  

Jamie was a ne'er-do-well:
A penchant for crime, you could tell.
Then one day, his "quest"
Stirred up a wasp nest
And led his third member to swell.

 
2014-08-12 02:32:35 PM  

gfid: Fark those wasps.


One time at work I was taking a break out back by the railroad tracks. It was my favorite place to take a break because you never knew what might roll by. One time I was out there and the Barnum and Bailey circus train rolled by and every now and then there would be a private railroad car on the end of an Amtrak train.

"But Old_Chief_Scott, " I hear you say, "WTF does that have to do with wasps?"

Well, I'll tell you.

I was out there one day and I see a small disturbance on the ground, like some sort of miniature magical wrestling match put on by Mother Nature. I get a little closer and I see a wasp and a spider locked in mortal combat. A big farking spider. I don't think it was a tarantula but I'm no farking spider expert. Anyway they are going at it and I remembered some nature program talking about how certain kinds of wasps would put their eggs in a spider and when the eggs hatched the larvae would eat the spider from the inside out while the spider was still alive. Like I said, I'm no spider expert but I'm thinking that can't be good for the spider. So I dropped a big cinder block on them.

Because yeah, fark those wasps.
 
2014-08-12 02:51:37 PM  
He was already a dumbass for thinking he could get very far carrying a 200 pound aquarium.
 
2014-08-12 04:00:46 PM  
There is one occasion where it is acceptable to pee on wasps.
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2014-08-12 04:30:00 PM  
I'm sure there are WASPs who don't mind being pissed on and will even pay extra for it.
 
2014-08-12 06:30:41 PM  

gfid: That's probably a good idea even if you're not a criminal.

I've actually made a truce with the wasps in my backyard.  When I moved here I bought Raid and killed them all. Then I realized they weren't really all that aggressive and when they magically returned the following spring I just left them alone and they've never stung me.

It's the non-domesticated wasps that are a problem.  I was horseback riding one time in the woods and these farking wasps went nuts.  They stung me, they stung the horse just for riding past the tree where they made their nest.  The horse went farking nuts.  Fark those wasps.


I have found that the best thing to spray on wasps and wasp nests is soapy water.  Oddly enough the hippies favorite, Dr. Bronners Magic Soap, works best.

Not only kills them, but they will not rebuild their nests on soap scum.
 
2014-08-12 07:16:32 PM  
So I just found out that THIS thing exists.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-08-12 08:55:46 PM  

ItsMyNameYouCantHaveIt: So I just found out that THIS thing exists.

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2014-08-13 06:08:53 PM  

ItsMyNameYouCantHaveIt: So I just found out that THIS thing exists.

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You are a terrible person, and are set to being receiving bills from my Analyst/Therapist.
 
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