James!: Pilt Romney is far more human seeming and has a 30% higher kill limit.
Magorn: James!: Pilt Romney is far more human seeming and has a 30% higher kill limit.Mitt's problem is that he was a walking, talking "uncanny valley" he'd have polled better if he'd been an anthropomorphic bear or talking raccoon
James!: Though Crate Romney has fine melanin control and access to over 70 languages. Should be able to appeal to voters of various skin colors.
nmrsnr: Hunk Beefjaw Romney?Big McLargehuge Romney?Buff Drinklots Romney?
quatchi: but also sure that Mitt is an egomaniac who wants the gig just to be able to say he won
Mugato: quatchi: but also sure that Mitt is an egomaniac who wants the gig just to be able to say he wonOh yeah, I'm sure he's still in shock that there was something he wanted that he couldn't buy
jake_lex: The way that he ran his campaign, particularly the fact that he bought into the whole "skewed polls" nonsense, leads me to believe he would have been a spectacularly bad President.
Tigger: jake_lex: The way that he ran his campaign, particularly the fact that he bought into the whole "skewed polls" nonsense, leads me to believe he would have been a spectacularly bad President.On his foreign policy softball tour he managed to fark it up with the UK and Israel.
DeaH: Mitt, you have been running for a long time. Stop. Rest. Smell the roses.
Lando Lincoln: Others chalked up all the Romney talk to "buyer's remorse," now that Obama is struggling both internationally and at home and mired in low job approval ratings.Oh, that is farking precious.Oh yes, there's just tons of Obama 2012 voters that now wish that Romney had won. No, seriously. They're all over the place.
DjangoStonereaver: Romney 2.0?[youngcons.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com image 619x741]
Agneska: Oh yea, haha, this guy is so old that he believes Russia is one of America's greatest geopolotical threat and Putin is a dangerous man. Haha. Can you believe it? Maybe Mittens needs to play another round ofWHO SAID DAT?"The 1980s are now calling to ask for their foreign policy back because the Cold War's been over for 20 years."So Mitt, you old robot, tell usWHO SAID DAT?
sprawl15: i support another romney run if only to motivate a sequel to Mitt
rufus-t-firefly: WE WANT BAPP! WE WANT BAPP! WE WANT BAPP!
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