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(Charisma Magazine)   Having a hard time resisting evil and keeping true to the teachings of Christ? There's an app for that   ( charismamag.com) divider line
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1213 clicks; posted to Geek » on 12 Aug 2014 at 3:10 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-08-12 11:22:47 AM  
There's an anti-evil iPhone app?

Why no "Ironic" tag, subby!?
 
2014-08-12 11:27:33 AM  

I_Am_Weasel: There's an anti-evil iPhone app?

Why no "Ironic" tag, subby!?


I'm pretty damned sure Android doesn't have one
 
2014-08-12 11:31:55 AM  
That's when I received a download from heaven. Over the next day, God revealed to me the blueprints of what is now known as the Shut Up, Devil! app.

So you're saying it's not an original work of authorship by you, and therefore you have no copyright for it? Thanks!
 
2014-08-12 11:44:43 AM  
So a voice in your head told you to make an app that will help people listen to the right voice in their heads and ignore the other ones? Seems helpful.

Also...
The app conception stemmed from Charisma House's upcoming book, by Kyle Winkler, which releases in September. Winkler is founder of Kyle Winkler Ministries, a media and teaching ministry broadcasting on the Christian Television Network.

So this dude has an app, a book coming out, and a TV show. How very Christ-like, what with all the money and things.
 
2014-08-12 11:50:57 AM  
So what does it do? Send a signal to shock you, if you sin?
 
2014-08-12 11:56:23 AM  
"Your Honor, my phone told me to kill my neighbor because he was working on the Sabbath."

"Case dismissed." *THUMP*
 
2014-08-12 11:58:12 AM  
Actually, to be quite honest, I'm not putting any particular effort into either.
 
2014-08-12 12:25:24 PM  
What a rip off! It's just a wallpaper that says "Love God and Love your Neighbor as yourself".
 
2014-08-12 12:26:57 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: What a rip off! It's just a wallpaper that says "Love God and Love your Neighbor as yourself".


I love all my neighbors... especially that hot chick in apartment 2-A
 
2014-08-12 12:29:56 PM  

Trance750: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: What a rip off! It's just a wallpaper that says "Love God and Love your Neighbor as yourself".

I love all my neighbors... especially that hot chick in apartment 2-A


Repeatedly.
 
2014-08-12 12:32:08 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-12 12:42:07 PM  

Trance750: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: What a rip off! It's just a wallpaper that says "Love God and Love your Neighbor as yourself".

I love all my neighbors... especially that hot chick in apartment 2-A


Does that mean that you let her stick it up your no-no hole too?
 
2014-08-12 01:36:58 PM  
I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the Saints. The sinners are much more fun
 
2014-08-12 02:29:48 PM  
i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2014-08-12 03:19:20 PM  
100 dick joke subs and they green this?

/subtard
 
2014-08-12 03:21:59 PM  
So... it's an app that's essentially a Gideon's bible (i.e. a bible indexed by general topic, with an attached prayer book)?

That's... actually reasonably useful, honestly.  I mean, I'm not Christian, but I could certainly see that being something that someone might want to carry around; carrying a physical book is pretty inconvenient.
 
2014-08-12 03:22:24 PM  
I have an app called Laudate, which is basically a massive collection of Catholic books- The Bible, missals, catechisms, Vatican documents, things of that nature. I'm not Catholic, it just looked intriguing.

//Going to Hell in every religion.
 
2014-08-12 03:24:01 PM  
www.whattododigital.com
 
2014-08-12 03:31:50 PM  
I prefer the alternative:

media2.giphy.com
 
2014-08-12 03:48:36 PM  

Gonz: //Going to Hell in every religion.


Nothing wrong with that. Easy way to travel to lots of exotic locations.
 
2014-08-12 03:49:30 PM  

gnosis301: If you need an app to resist the temptations God sends to you, I don't know what to say.


You've said enough ;)
 
2014-08-12 03:49:55 PM  
Charisma? That's a dump mag.
 
2014-08-12 03:51:24 PM  
wojdylosocialmedia.com
 
2014-08-12 04:09:19 PM  
Mad_Radhu:

"Is the some expectation?"

/proofreading. Too hard for meme makers, and apparently for HBO advertisers.
 
2014-08-12 04:13:54 PM  
Why is this even in the Geek tab? Was it brought here to be more thoroughly mocked?
 
2014-08-12 04:50:11 PM  

cgraves67: Why is this even in the Geek tab? Was it brought here to be more thoroughly mocked?


It's an app, and that's computer stuff is why.
 
2014-08-12 05:00:31 PM  
For a people that claim such belief and faith and fealty, they sure need a whole lot of constant reminders of why they do that in the first place.
 
2014-08-12 06:26:27 PM  
Perhaps he needs to expand to the LGBT community. Perhaps a new app, called: "Get thee Behind Me, Satan!"
 
2014-08-12 07:01:13 PM  
Canned Hamm was a whining about atheists using some terrible app on their smart phones to contradict Christianity.

The app?

The Bible.

Apparently, he's were upset people were being shown actual quotes from the Bible in context.
 
2014-08-12 07:11:16 PM  
Why didn't I think of that.  Well, i guess I don't know to create an app.  But still.  Create an app for all the crazy people.  Who cares your belief as long as you make money.
 
2014-08-13 01:21:05 AM  
Somewhere, C.S. Lewis is wearing a rueful smile.
 
2014-08-13 07:11:51 AM  
What? You mean help the poor and homeless? Welcome a stranger into your country? Love thy neighbour? Money is the root of all evil? Render unto Caesar? Hate the sin but love the sinner?
 
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