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(Bloomberg)   All supplies of ZMapp have now been exhausted. If you are planning to get Ebola, it would probably be a good idea to wait until replacement stocks have been produced   (bloomberg.com) divider line 56
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2014-08-12 10:26:50 AM  
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-08-12 12:16:47 PM  
On the other hand, if you were planning to give Ebola, now is the perfect time.
 
2014-08-12 12:52:15 PM  
ZMapp? Is that a Romney son or a Palin daughter?
 
2014-08-12 12:59:11 PM  
I was going to wear a condom, but then I thought "When will I ever be in Liberia again?"
 
2014-08-12 01:00:17 PM  

tricycleracer: I was going to wear a condom, but then I thought "When will I ever be in Liberia again?"


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2014-08-12 01:00:28 PM  
The thing I hate most about ZMapp is that you have to pay separately for the iPad and iPhone versions.
 
2014-08-12 01:02:27 PM  
There's not enough vaccine to go around, and the underclasses are starting to get desperate.

/Your turn.
 
2014-08-12 01:02:43 PM  
It didn't save the priest but then again neither did his god.
 
2014-08-12 01:03:20 PM  

Inigo: There's not enough vaccine to go around, and the underclasses are starting to get desperate.

/Your turn.


?
 
2014-08-12 01:03:36 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: ZMapp? Is that a Romney son or a Palin daughter?


It's complicated. They may be more than one father and many mothers.


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2014-08-12 01:04:55 PM  
Don't forget from the homeopathy thread.....It said that for you to develop a complete immunity to Ebola you have to find someone with Ebola and then have them stand on their head, naked and then you stand on one foot and then lick their butthole while doing the armpit fart thing, while you have a can of open sardines jammed in your ass,  twice a day, for a month and then you'd be cured for life.
 
2014-08-12 01:06:10 PM  

neversubmit: It didn't save the priest but then again neither did his god.


or did He?
 
2014-08-12 01:07:47 PM  
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I'm ze map, i'm ze map! (german version of Dora)
 
2014-08-12 01:09:47 PM  
So, when people start feeling better and "get over it", are they simply released? Is there any consideration given to whether or not they're contagious? If so, what are those enforcement guidelines like? Are they chained to the bed?

This will be interesting. :-/
 
2014-08-12 01:09:47 PM  
Well, there's always Tekmira.
 
2014-08-12 01:11:22 PM  
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2014-08-12 01:11:35 PM  

ZAZ: On the other hand, if you were planning to give Ebola, now is the perfect time.


golf clap
 
2014-08-12 01:12:37 PM  
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2014-08-12 01:12:45 PM  
Damn, and I was hoping to get it tomorrow to avoid the weekend rush.
 
2014-08-12 01:22:14 PM  

Destructor: So, when people start feeling better and "get over it", are they simply released? Is there any consideration given to whether or not they're contagious? If so, what are those enforcement guidelines like? Are they chained to the bed?

This will be interesting. :-/


I'll wager at least for males, it's no sex till the semen tests negative for viral shed.  Some poor schmo tested positive for weeks....
 
2014-08-12 01:23:09 PM  
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2014-08-12 01:25:03 PM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: Well, there's always Tekmira.


Tekmira when the plague struck
 
2014-08-12 01:25:06 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: ZMapp? Is that a Romney son or a Palin daughter?


You.

You almost owed be a new keyboard and monitors.
 
2014-08-12 01:28:09 PM  

Destructor: So, when people start feeling better and "get over it", are they simply released? Is there any consideration given to whether or not they're contagious? If so, what are those enforcement guidelines like? Are they chained to the bed?

This will be interesting. :-/


Nope, you're actually the first person to think about that. Excuse me while I go enter Destructor into the running for the next Nobel Prize!
 
2014-08-12 01:28:30 PM  

kbronsito: I'm ze map, i'm ze map! (german version of Dora)


LOL. Having a toddler, this greatly amuses me
 
2014-08-12 01:32:45 PM  
I fully expect this company to spend billions of dollars to ramp up production of a drug that they will be asked to give away for free.
 
2014-08-12 01:36:12 PM  

MiamiChef: I fully expect this company to spend billions of dollars to ramp up production of a drug that they will be asked to give away for free.


Of course.  Then they'll demonize the company when it won't give it away.  Then they'll nationalize it, dick with the formula and we'll have our very own plague
 
2014-08-12 01:36:13 PM  

MiamiChef: I fully expect this company to spend billions of dollars to ramp up production of a drug that they will be asked to give away for free.


Bill and Melinda will step in and pay for it, and the various countries in Africa afflicted with this disease will get it at little to no cost.
 
2014-08-12 01:36:29 PM  
ZMapp wasn't even in human trials when this outbreak hit, so this is not surprising.  Tekmira had been in human trials that were discontinued when some side effects were noticed.  It may not be the best drug, but it is less of an unknown at this point.
 
2014-08-12 01:37:33 PM  

knight_on_the_rail: Destructor: So, when people start feeling better and "get over it", are they simply released? Is there any consideration given to whether or not they're contagious? If so, what are those enforcement guidelines like? Are they chained to the bed?

This will be interesting. :-/

Nope, you're actually the first person to think about that. Excuse me while I go enter Destructor into the running for the next Nobel Prize!


Really? The first person. I was hoping someone had already given it some thought and would throw some light on the subject. Anyway, does the money amount on the prize come in bitcoin?
 
2014-08-12 01:40:03 PM  
nmap.org
I have Nmap. Is just as good a Zmapp. In fact, is better.Is 12 more than Z.


/I give Ebola now, Vaccine come next week.
 
2014-08-12 01:41:42 PM  
Africans have started a hashtag campaign to get drugs that are out of stock.
China, what do you have in stock? Go ahead and give it to them free.
 
2014-08-12 01:45:35 PM  

Destructor: knight_on_the_rail: Destructor: So, when people start feeling better and "get over it", are they simply released? Is there any consideration given to whether or not they're contagious? If so, what are those enforcement guidelines like? Are they chained to the bed?

This will be interesting. :-/

Nope, you're actually the first person to think about that. Excuse me while I go enter Destructor into the running for the next Nobel Prize!

Really? The first person. I was hoping someone had already given it some thought and would throw some light on the subject. Anyway, does the money amount on the prize come in bitcoin?


I hope so, although if I was to ever win it I'd request payment of 220,000 months of TotalFark and distribute them among the masses willy nilly and with much bravado!
 
2014-08-12 01:47:05 PM  

knight_on_the_rail: I hope so, although if I was to ever win it I'd request payment of 220,000 months of TotalFark and distribute them among the masses willy nilly and with much bravado!


Sir, clearly you are a better man than I!
 
2014-08-12 01:51:34 PM  
Everyone remember to panic I mean pack for DragonCon in a few weeks. Ye ol' doctor sent over to recover is only in isolation 17 miles away.

Now remember. Running around screaming only draws taser fire. Try just running to the hotel room and barricading yourself in while wearing a tinfoil hat and gas mask.
 
2014-08-12 01:52:53 PM  

Inigo: There's not enough vaccine to go around, and the underclasses are starting to get desperate.

/Your turn.


Wow! And I thought Jenny McCarthy had no clue. (hint: it isn't a vaccine)

flondrix: ZMapp wasn't even in human trials when this outbreak hit, so this is not surprising.  Tekmira had been in human trials that were discontinued when some side effects were noticed.  It may not be the best drug, but it is less of an unknown at this point.


I was going to say, "So we're out of a drug that may or may not be useful & may or may not be harmful. Drat.", but then you had to show up and ruin everything by being competent. Knock it off.
 
2014-08-12 01:53:05 PM  
What about weed? Weed cures everything else, apparently, why not Ebola?
 
2014-08-12 01:58:05 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: What about weed? Weed cures everything else, apparently, why not Ebola?


Only if it's turned into paleo vegan brownies first
 
2014-08-12 01:59:06 PM  

Destructor: knight_on_the_rail: I hope so, although if I was to ever win it I'd request payment of 220,000 months of TotalFark and distribute them among the masses willy nilly and with much bravado!

Sir, clearly you are a better man than I!


Well as an agreement among gentlemen I'd like you to know that if I win I will gift you a century of TF, no strings attached, for allowing me to be a snark filled jerk.

/pardon me while I go put on my tiny thinking cap.
 
2014-08-12 02:01:09 PM  
I am the cure with no name.

// Kif, show them my medal
 
2014-08-12 02:10:50 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: What about weed? Weed cures everything else, apparently, why not Ebola?


lol, it's funny b/c zmapp is made from tobacco... not too far off the mark
 
2014-08-12 02:19:35 PM  

BitwiseShift: Mr. Coffee Nerves: ZMapp? Is that a Romney son or a Palin daughter?

It's complicated. They may be more than one father and many mothers.


Invention is the key in that scenario.
 
2014-08-12 02:20:45 PM  
Remember, the TARP Act includes language which gives your government the right to deny you specific medical care based on the theory of diminishing returns.

Yeah, it's in there.
 
2014-08-12 02:32:09 PM  
Ya know, I can foresee a lot of possible outcomes to this thing.... and not a single one of them involves Miller Time.
 
2014-08-12 02:40:39 PM  
Um, they'll make more. I've read local articles, featuring interviews with the makers of ZMapp (here in Kentucky), stating that it takes a matter of weeks to "magnify" the monoclonal anti-bodies. This is done by infecting a certain type of tobacco plant, grown indoors in a controlled environment.
 
2014-08-12 02:42:41 PM  

farkin_Gary: Remember, the TARP Act includes language which gives your government the right to deny you specific medical care based on the theory of diminishing returns.

Yeah, it's in there.


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                                                                                                 "Wut?"
 
2014-08-12 02:56:25 PM  
Zeb Hesselgresser:

                                                                       "Wut?"


You didn't follow the article real closely, did ya.
 
2014-08-12 02:59:49 PM  

MythDragon: [nmap.org image 798x774]
I have Nmap. Is just as good a Zmapp. In fact, is better.Is 12 more than Z.


/I give Ebola now, Vaccine come next week.


Of course you got a virus your running IIS instead of Apache.
 
2014-08-12 03:05:14 PM  

farkin_Gary: Zeb Hesselgresser:

                                                                       "Wut?"


You didn't follow the article real closely, did ya.


Wut?
 
2014-08-12 05:03:18 PM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: ZMapp? Is that a Romney son or a Palin daughter?


Neither. That is Sarah Palin's youngest son! You must be thinking of her daughter Xeljanz.


/Your comment was great
//Wondering where they come up with these drug names
 
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