unlikely: He totally does have a tracker inside the frame. That technology is widely and cheaply available and it is easy as anything to put that inside a bike frame.
busy chillin': my bike got stolen in college. It was intense. I got huffy. Schwinn is it the right time to call the cops? I didn't want to make a federal case out of it. But they should have a specialized guy that locates bikes. I bet his name would be Gary Fisher. I just took a trek around the neighborhood for a couple days. It was a giant pain in the ass. Never found it. That wasn't ideal.
pute kisses like a man: also, my all time favorite bike thief post:[images.elephantjournal.com image 502x667]
Cyber_Junk: The second a decent bike tracker is developed I'll be buying one. My bike isn't worth much anymore but it has a ton of sentimental value (bought as a gift by my friends&family years ago)
Nana's Vibrator: If I were a serial bike thief, this note would make me feel a great sense of empowerment and I'd be overcome with strong desires to steal more bikes to recapture that feeling. My crime shall be my obsession, and my technique will become more perfect with each endeavor.Also, I might hang around and steal this very person's bike at every chance for thinking I'm so stupid as to believe his 'tarded note. I might leave a note of my own saying he deserved it.
12monkeys: [thefilmreview.com image 620x350]/nothing is obscure on Fark.
GDubDub: Well, the entire internet just saw him pull an Internet Tough Guy act on the internet.I don't know about Her Majesty's Finest, but in the US if you go to the policy with the GPS coordinates of your lost personal property, if they stop laughing long enough, they'll hand you a form to file a report for insurance. Minor property crimes don't get investigated here.
Tony_Pepperoni: I can't believe this hasn't been posted yet. (maybe nsfw) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd63P7mYXzo
redsquid: That notes just drips with impotent rage. Go shake your tiny fist somewhere else (within walking distance).
morg: The tracer in the frame is run on a quantum battery entangled with his impotent range. He'll get that bike back, but only if he can maintain his rage.
fang06554: Cyber_Junk: The second a decent bike tracker is developed I'll be buying one. My bike isn't worth much anymore but it has a ton of sentimental value (bought as a gift by my friends&family years ago)First result I found on Google costs $130, and goes 3-4 weeks on a charge.Bike Spike
Finger51: fang06554: Cyber_Junk: The second a decent bike tracker is developed I'll be buying one. My bike isn't worth much anymore but it has a ton of sentimental value (bought as a gift by my friends&family years ago)First result I found on Google costs $130, and goes 3-4 weeks on a charge.Bike SpikeOr, spend the same amount and never again worry.[cdn.mos.bikeradar.com image 700x525]Makes the other bikes MUCH more attractive targets.Added bonus: thighs like iron.
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