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(Huffington Post)   Some of Robin Williams' more memorable quotes and advice on life: "When in doubt, go for a dick joke"   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 138
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2014-08-12 08:23:34 AM  
 
2014-08-12 08:36:15 AM  
That's actually very good advice for getting headlines on Fark. I mean this went green because it had a "dick joke" in it :D
 
2014-08-12 08:37:15 AM  
Are these quotes that he wrote or stole?

There's a reused joke among comics: Robin was watching a comic on stage and didn't like his material so he stole his watch.
 
2014-08-12 08:41:14 AM  
Well, that explains Markley's Law.
 
2014-08-12 08:45:02 AM  
My dick is so big, if I laid it out on the keyboard it would go all the way from A to Z.
 
2014-08-12 09:09:16 AM  
"Cocaine is nature's way of saying you have too much money."
 
2014-08-12 09:25:10 AM  
"When in doubt, go for a dick joke" needs to be part of the rotating tags by the Fark logo up top.
 
2014-08-12 09:41:17 AM  
HuffPo is really trying to cheer people up today by having that "Miss Bumbum" link and pic in every Robin Williams article.

Being a man of at least a little discipline, I will wait until at least my lunchbreak for that.
 
2014-08-12 09:47:02 AM  
Which is ironic, because "go for a dick joke" was a David Brenner observation.

/ not really
 
2014-08-12 10:38:23 AM  
izquotes.com

That's always been one of my favorite quotes of his.

The most prevalent RW quote I'm finding using GIS today is this one...

jkys.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-08-12 11:02:12 AM  
I am here to recycle my current sentiment: NANU-WAHNU.
 
2014-08-12 11:03:16 AM  

dittybopper: Well, that explains Markley's Law.


Your forced meme just isn't happening.
 
2014-08-12 11:04:56 AM  

Somacandra: My dick is so big it will show up on Google Maps.


Technically now he's well hung.
 
2014-08-12 11:06:53 AM  

Fart_Machine: dittybopper: Well, that explains Markley's Law.

Your forced meme just isn't happening.


Stp trying to make fetch happen.
 
2014-08-12 11:07:11 AM  

strangeguitar: Are these quotes that he wrote or stole?

There's a reused joke among comics: Robin was watching a comic on stage and didn't like his material so he stole his watch.


He ripped that off Carlos Mencia.
 
2014-08-12 11:07:33 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-12 11:08:25 AM  
He is on Dick Joke Island now with another man who shared this philosophy.
 
2014-08-12 11:10:14 AM  
"If alcohol is a crutch, then Jack Daniels is the wheelchair."
 
2014-08-12 11:10:17 AM  
rightweb.irc-online.org
 
2014-08-12 11:10:41 AM  

JusticeandIndependence: [i.imgur.com image 850x427]


You probably summed it up right there.

/heavy heart
 
2014-08-12 11:12:52 AM  
That's the second Huffpo article where the slideshow at the bottom starts with Popeye. Have a little respect for the man.
 
2014-08-12 11:12:54 AM  

You Are All Sheep: Somacandra: My dick is so big it will show up on Google Maps.

Technically now he's well hung.


*slow clap*
 
2014-08-12 11:13:28 AM  
Yes, Robin Williams was renowned as a joke thief.

But he was so much more than that.

/Of course, I'm not a comedian so I can be forgiven (Hell, I've stolen more than a few of his jokes over the years).
 
2014-08-12 11:13:45 AM  

quatchi: The most prevalent RW quote I'm finding using GIS today is this one...


The thing is it's not so much as a RW quote, really. It's one of the last lines he says in the film World's Greatest Dad (finally plucked it out of my Netflix queue since it's been languishing in there for 4 years now.) I don't know if you'd attribute it to Williams or Bobcat Goldthwait.

By the by, that was a terrific film and glad I finally saw it. It was pretty cathartic watching his nude diving at the film's climax while Queen's/Bowie's Under Pressure was blasting.
 
2014-08-12 11:15:26 AM  
Pagliacci kills the wife and lover at the end of the opera. I would suggest going to see that opera if you are in the process of finalizing a divorce.

/La commedia est finita
//Still to early to quote anything from "The Final Cut" or "Where Dreams May Come"
 
2014-08-12 11:15:50 AM  

Riche: "Cocaine is nature's way of saying you have too much money."


Mmmmm, cocaine. Paranoid and impotent? Give me more of THAT!
 
2014-08-12 11:16:01 AM  
I got as far as the Gabe Kaplan speedo photo and my eyes fell out of their sockets.
 
2014-08-12 11:16:28 AM  
"The problem is, God gave man a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time."
 
2014-08-12 11:17:37 AM  
Dick Joke Thread?

If there's one thing I've learned during my travels through the galaxy, when a guy has a penis he can wrap around himself twice and then stick it in his own ear, you don't mess with him.
 
2014-08-12 11:18:31 AM  

ilikeracecars: That's the second Huffpo article where the slideshow at the bottom starts with Popeye. Have a little respect for the man.


Popeye was a train wreck but you couldn't turn away. Unlike much of the other family pablum he put out to cash a check. Steve Martin has the same problem.
 
2014-08-12 11:19:24 AM  
'Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift.'

My all time favorite description of Dubya.
 
2014-08-12 11:21:12 AM  
I guess in the end he didn't go for a dick joke.


advice on life from a man who took his own?
 
2014-08-12 11:21:15 AM  

Fart_Machine: ilikeracecars: That's the second Huffpo article where the slideshow at the bottom starts with Popeye. Have a little respect for the man.

Popeye was a train wreck but you couldn't turn away. Unlike much of the other family pablum he put out to cash a check. Steve Martin has the same problem.


Dude has a Picasso addiction. Cheaper by the Dozen 3 likely means that a piece from the Blue Period is coming into the art market.
 
2014-08-12 11:24:12 AM  

GoldenMetalRaven: Pagliacci kills the wife and lover at the end of the opera. I would suggest going to see that opera if you are in the process of finalizing a divorce.

/La commedia est finita
//Still to early to quote anything from "The Final Cut" or "Where Dreams May Come"


media.santabanta.com

/RIP Funnyman
 
2014-08-12 11:24:49 AM  
"Down at the 7/11, the drinks sizes are small, medium, and my dick".

-Drew Carey
 
2014-08-12 11:25:25 AM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Dick Joke Thread?

If there's one thing I've learned during my travels through the galaxy, when a guy has a penis he can wrap around himself twice and then stick it in his own ear, you don't mess with him.


Last time I heard that one the guy telling it got suspended from fourth grade.
 
2014-08-12 11:26:56 AM  
"And some people say Jesus wasn't Jewish. Of COURSE he was Jewish! 30 years old, single, lives with his parents, come on! He works in his father's business, his mom thought he was God's gift, he's Jewish! Give it up!"

Dude could always make me laugh
 
2014-08-12 11:27:49 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: Yes, Robin Williams was renowned as a joke thief.

But he was so much more than that.

/Of course, I'm not a comedian so I can be forgiven (Hell, I've stolen more than a few of his jokes over the years).


Good artists copy. Great artists steal.
 
2014-08-12 11:28:56 AM  
All important news should stop so we can focus on the rich semi funny old comic/movie star that couldn't handle life.
 
2014-08-12 11:30:01 AM  
World's Greatest Dad.
 
2014-08-12 11:30:18 AM  
9buz.com
 
2014-08-12 11:32:05 AM  

Launch Code: All important news should stop so we can focus on the rich semi funny old comic/movie star that couldn't handle life.


And all commentary should stop because the douchebag store announced an alarming shortage of you.
 
2014-08-12 11:32:49 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: Yes, Robin Williams was renowned as a joke thief.

But he was so much more than that.

/Of course, I'm not a comedian so I can be forgiven (Hell, I've stolen more than a few of his jokes over the years).


Robin Williams was clearly capable of coming up with his own material. And not to excuse his notorious joke stealing, but the way I look at it is, his mind worked too fast. A joke would pop into his head and he would reflexively use it before realizing it was not one of his own.

And in his favor, he would cut checks whenever another comic confronted him over it.
 
2014-08-12 11:33:28 AM  
"I had to stop drinking alcohol, because I used to wake up nude in front of my car with my keys in my ass. Not a good thing."

[as a bystander]

"Hi, can I help ya?"

[turning an imaginary key in his ass]

"No, thanks. It's just flooded. I'll be okay!"
 
2014-08-12 11:33:50 AM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: [rightweb.irc-online.org image 239x211]


"You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history. "
 
2014-08-12 11:34:42 AM  
"Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer - you can do it, just not as well as the others, really."
 
2014-08-12 11:35:06 AM  

Launch Code: All important news should stop so we can focus on the rich semi funny old comic/movie star that couldn't handle life.


Thanks for checking in.
 
2014-08-12 11:37:27 AM  
My favorite Robin Williams scene, because for some people, it's VERY true:-may not be SFW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VB1JlHWvRxc
 
2014-08-12 11:38:45 AM  
Joke em if they cant give a fark.
 
2014-08-12 11:41:47 AM  

Mudd's woman: JusticeandIndependence: [i.imgur.com image 850x427]

You probably summed it up right there.

/heavy heart


Wasn't that taken (without attribution) from "The Killing Joke"?
 
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