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(TMZ)   The Kardashians refuse to film the tenth season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians until the thief stealing their jewelry and money is caught...and yes, it is terrifying to think that show's been on for ten seasons   (tmz.com) divider line 59
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2014-08-12 09:09:48 AM  
Hmmm... So what's the punishment for aiding & abetting? 5 yrs? 10 yrs? I'm just asking for... you know...reasons.
 
2014-08-12 09:16:29 AM  
All 3 thefts -- $4K taken from Kourtney's Hampton's rental, $50K stolen from Kourtney's Calabasas home and $250K in jewelry taken from Khloe's house -- appear to be inside jobs, with no signs of forced entry.

Anyone check Kim's butt?
 
2014-08-12 09:27:43 AM  
I say, Keep running young thief, and don't look back!
 
2014-08-12 09:28:18 AM  

Diogenes: All 3 thefts -- $4K taken from Kourtney's Hampton's rental, $50K stolen from Kourtney's Calabasas home and $250K in jewelry taken from Khloe's house -- appear to be inside jobs, with no signs of forced entry.

Anyone check Kim's butt?


it's unremarkable.
 
2014-08-12 09:29:27 AM  

ManateeGag: Diogenes: All 3 thefts -- $4K taken from Kourtney's Hampton's rental, $50K stolen from Kourtney's Calabasas home and $250K in jewelry taken from Khloe's house -- appear to be inside jobs, with no signs of forced entry.

Anyone check Kim's butt?

it's unremarkable.


Even if the spoils hit the anus?
 
2014-08-12 11:12:19 AM  
Lamar came home for a visit.
 
2014-08-12 11:18:43 AM  
All I can say is STEAL MORE!

Really? Ten season? Mind.....blooooown!
 
2014-08-12 11:20:03 AM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Hmmm... So what's the punishment for aiding & abetting? 5 yrs? 10 yrs? I'm just asking for... you know...reasons.


No judge and jury would convict yo...um uh, the alleged individual. Hell, I'll buy "that individual" a steak if it keeps the KKKs of the air.
 
2014-08-12 11:31:37 AM  
Inside job?

More butt jokes, then ...
 
2014-08-12 11:33:05 AM  
Ten seasons? Didn't this show come out a few years ago?
 
2014-08-12 11:34:07 AM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Hmmm... So what's the punishment for aiding & abetting? 5 yrs? 10 yrs? I'm just asking for... you know...reasons.


My very thought:

Any way we can subsidize this thief?

 
2014-08-12 11:35:48 AM  
No "Hero" tag?
 
2014-08-12 11:36:50 AM  
it take a thief. . .
 
2014-08-12 11:37:57 AM  
Ha ha!  Suck it, America!
 
2014-08-12 11:38:12 AM  
No subby, what's more terrifying is that people have watched this show...and breed.

/the stupid it burns
//and spreads like Ebola.
 
2014-08-12 11:38:54 AM  
That thief is a hero.
 
2014-08-12 11:40:03 AM  

NeverDrunk23: Ten seasons? Didn't this show come out a few years ago?


It's hard to believe that is been almost a decade since Paris Hilton was running around showing us her vag.
 
2014-08-12 11:40:49 AM  
Who exactly is this ultimatum meant for? Do the Kardashians think the police will work harder to catch the thieves if they're threatened with a whole season of no footage of KK waddling in and out of limousines? Will we still have access to random Twitter photos of Kanye standing around with his stupid mouth hanging open? Just how deep will this national tragedy go?
 
2014-08-12 11:42:11 AM  
Ass pennies.

A whole lot of them.
 
2014-08-12 11:49:23 AM  
Whoever that thief is, I owe him a beer.
 
2014-08-12 11:50:25 AM  

$250k in jewelry might get you what about $20k? I know it's brutal since no one wants it. I guess you break and down and try and sell the gems and gold separate so they can make other jewelry.


www.allmystery.de

 
2014-08-12 11:56:16 AM  
Okay, it's because of Seacrest that these wastes of resources are famous and have this show.  How he is not on trial at The Hague for crimes against humanity I have no idea.
 
2014-08-12 11:56:23 AM  

Nemo's Brother: NeverDrunk23: Ten seasons? Didn't this show come out a few years ago?

It's hard to believe that is been almost a decade since Paris Hilton was running around showing us her vag.


Shh.  Don't say it too loudly.  She'll want a reunion show with Nicole Richie.  Then Hugh Hefner, Bridget, Holly, and Kendra will be getting a reunion.  And that's when Anna Nicole comes back to feed on us all.
/Hosted by Tara Reid.
 
2014-08-12 11:56:51 AM  
I'll replace her pearl necklace.
 
2014-08-12 11:57:25 AM  
monkeyblogmonkeydo.files.wordpress.com

10 seasons? No justice in this world.
 
2014-08-12 11:58:09 AM  

MysticSavage: Okay, it's because of Seacrest that these wastes of resources are famous and have this show.  How he is not on trial at The Hague for crimes against humanity I have no idea.


Is that true?  I thought it was a culmination of a dead guy who was semi-famous from the OJ trial and then his ex-wife selling her own daughter's sex tape to the highest bidder.
 
2014-08-12 12:00:44 PM  

ManateeGag: Diogenes: All 3 thefts -- $4K taken from Kourtney's Hampton's rental, $50K stolen from Kourtney's Calabasas home and $250K in jewelry taken from Khloe's house -- appear to be inside jobs, with no signs of forced entry.

Anyone check Kim's butt?

it's unremarkable.


Oh I don't know:

www.inflexwetrust.com

It is a pity they're not brains, though.
 
2014-08-12 12:03:20 PM  
As police race to correct this tragic incident, in light of this:

elraffe.com


4.bp.blogspot.com

media.nbcphiladelphia.com

all-funny.info
 
2014-08-12 12:04:30 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: MysticSavage: Okay, it's because of Seacrest that these wastes of resources are famous and have this show.  How he is not on trial at The Hague for crimes against humanity I have no idea.

Is that true?  I thought it was a culmination of a dead guy who was semi-famous from the OJ trial and then his ex-wife selling her own daughter's sex tape to the highest bidder.


He the show's producer.
 
2014-08-12 12:13:22 PM  
Are those real seasons, like one a year, or reality competition seasons, where they cram two or three seasons in a year?
 
2014-08-12 12:13:49 PM  
test
 
2014-08-12 12:14:07 PM  
Since there have been 2 previous "thefts", there is no way in hell that I believe they don't have security cameras everywhere inside their houses.

Or, ya know, it's just another fake storyline for the "show".
 
2014-08-12 12:14:52 PM  

Angry Wino: test


you're shadow banned, dude.  no one can read this except me.
 
2014-08-12 12:22:17 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Are those real seasons, like one a year, or reality competition seasons, where they cram two or three seasons in a year?


The second.
 
2014-08-12 12:22:54 PM  
Wait, wait , WAIT!

Kim bring Kanye into the family, and all of a sudden stuff starts disappearing?
I'm not saying it's him, but the timing is suspicious.
 
2014-08-12 12:22:58 PM  

Angry Wino: test


fail
 
2014-08-12 12:29:08 PM  
I wonder if Lamar still has his keys.

/Drug addict ... just sayin.
 
2014-08-12 12:38:53 PM  

give me doughnuts: Wait, wait , WAIT!

Kim bring Kanye into the family, and all of a sudden stuff starts disappearing?
I'm not saying it's him, but the timing is suspicious.


Imma let you finish, but why you gotta blame the black guy?
 
2014-08-12 12:56:12 PM  
The Kardashians refuse to film-


lakesidechurch.com
 
2014-08-12 01:03:15 PM  
Lets just hope the hobbit stays in her hole... indefinitely.
 
2014-08-12 01:04:53 PM  
That thief is a hero to all mankind. Hell, he would be if he just inconvenienced those parasites; keeping their show off the air is two public services in one.
 
2014-08-12 01:06:08 PM  

The_Six_Fingered_Man: Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Are those real seasons, like one a year, or reality competition seasons, where they cram two or three seasons in a year?

The second.

Keeping Up with the Kardashians

 is an American   series that has aired on since October 14, 2007

7 freaking years?!?!?
/glad I don't own a tv
//never seen an episode
 
2014-08-12 01:09:10 PM  
In other news, a mysterious thief has been awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom for services rendered to the nation.
 
2014-08-12 01:15:18 PM  
Now if only the thief would cast the jewelry back into the fires whence it was forged.
 
2014-08-12 01:36:01 PM  

lindalouwho: Since there have been 2 previous "thefts", there is no way in hell that I believe they don't have security cameras everywhere inside their houses.

Or, ya know, it's just another fake storyline for the "show".


This!
 
2014-08-12 01:36:11 PM  

rzrwiresunrise: give me doughnuts: Wait, wait , WAIT!

Kim bring Kanye into the family, and all of a sudden stuff starts disappearing?
I'm not saying it's him, but the timing is suspicious.

Imma let you finish, but why you gotta blame the black guy?


I didn't say anything about Lamar.
If Kanye will steal a beat, or steal a riff, you know he'll steal some jewelry.
 
2014-08-12 01:52:42 PM  
season != year
 
2014-08-12 01:58:07 PM  
All those shows I've never seen, this one, the talent shows, the reality shows, I assumed they were doing two or three "seasons" a year.
-check check check-
Survivor; started 2000, seasons - 28.
Keeping Up with the Family of Hairy Armeinian Pornographers, started 2007, seasons 10.
Well okay then.
 
2014-08-12 02:03:08 PM  

peristilcards.com


Also steals from Kardashians.

 
2014-08-12 02:24:19 PM  
You bring a TV crew (or workers of any sort) into your house with unsecured jewelry totalling 250K, what do you expect will happen?

Once, i had some painter guys in my house... I set up a video camera in one room that they had no reason to enter, the output of which was then displayed onto a TV in the same room.    So when they went in there, they'd seem themselves on TV.     One guy commented on it, basically admitting that he went into a room he wasn't supposed to.... and then they stole a bunch of other stuff on the property probably out of spite.
 
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