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(JihadWatch)   ISIS planned to blow up beer brewery. YOU REALIZE THAT THIS MEANS WAR   (jihadwatch.org) divider line 47
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2014-08-12 08:52:08 AM  
lh5.googleusercontent.com
 
2014-08-12 09:32:22 AM  
The difference is, we're allowed to publish pictures of our Prophets.

i62.tinypic.com
 
2014-08-12 10:12:56 AM  
*Vader_No*
 
2014-08-12 10:12:59 AM  
Don't be ridiculous, Sterling on general principle would never allow that to happen.
 
2014-08-12 10:17:09 AM  
That's it....send in Archer.

lana
 
2014-08-12 10:21:21 AM  
a beer brewery, you say?
 
2014-08-12 10:22:58 AM  
Fark declares Jihad on ISIS
 
2014-08-12 10:25:46 AM  
Oh the humanity, the outrage, is nothing sacred anymore.
 
2014-08-12 10:28:53 AM  
GUNNUTS OF FARK, UNITE! WE SHALL MARCH UPON THE HEATHEN HOARDS OF HERAT, THE IGNOMINIOUS ISLAMIC IMBECILES, THE VILE VICIOUS VENOMOUS VILLAINS VICTIMIZING VARIOUS VIRTUOUS VINTNERS AND HEDONISTIC HOLDERS OF HALLOWED HOPPES!

WE SHALL MARCH UPON THEM AND CRUSH THEM BENEATH OUR MIGHTY, SWEATY, TACTICOOL BOOTS!

...AND AFTERWARDS, THERE WILL BE PIZZA!
 
2014-08-12 10:33:32 AM  
Those ratfarkers wanna blow up a brewery?? Ok, now it's personal.

*reads article*

Uh, Carlsberg? Little of value lost.
 
2014-08-12 10:33:49 AM  

Kit Fister: GUNNUTS OF FARK, UNITE! WE SHALL MARCH UPON THE HEATHEN HOARDS OF HERAT, THE IGNOMINIOUS ISLAMIC IMBECILES, THE VILE VICIOUS VENOMOUS VILLAINS VICTIMIZING VARIOUS VIRTUOUS VINTNERS AND HEDONISTIC HOLDERS OF HALLOWED HOPPES!

WE SHALL MARCH UPON THEM AND CRUSH THEM BENEATH OUR MIGHTY, SWEATY, TACTICOOL BOOTS!

...AND AFTERWARDS, THERE WILL BE PIZZA!


www.thepoliticalinsider.com
 
2014-08-12 10:34:14 AM  
That could wind up altering this old standby.

s88563448.onlinehome.us
 
2014-08-12 10:34:18 AM  
Really does seem like there needs to be a country for these extremists. Maybe allow for a period of immigration for both supporters and people who want out then let the have their Islamic state with their Sharia law and no beer.
 
2014-08-12 10:39:15 AM  

bullwrinkle: Kit Fister: GUNNUTS OF FARK, UNITE! WE SHALL MARCH UPON THE HEATHEN HOARDS OF HERAT, THE IGNOMINIOUS ISLAMIC IMBECILES, THE VILE VICIOUS VENOMOUS VILLAINS VICTIMIZING VARIOUS VIRTUOUS VINTNERS AND HEDONISTIC HOLDERS OF HALLOWED HOPPES!

WE SHALL MARCH UPON THEM AND CRUSH THEM BENEATH OUR MIGHTY, SWEATY, TACTICOOL BOOTS!

...AND AFTERWARDS, THERE WILL BE PIZZA!

[www.thepoliticalinsider.com image 500x363]


img.fark.net

/Hotlinked from FARK
 
2014-08-12 10:41:24 AM  

Kit Fister: GUNNUTS OF FARK, UNITE! WE SHALL MARCH UPON THE HEATHEN HOARDS OF HERAT, THE IGNOMINIOUS ISLAMIC IMBECILES, THE VILE VICIOUS VENOMOUS VILLAINS VICTIMIZING VARIOUS VIRTUOUS VINTNERS AND HEDONISTIC HOLDERS OF HALLOWED HOPPES!

WE SHALL MARCH UPON THEM AND CRUSH THEM BENEATH OUR MIGHTY, SWEATY, TACTICOOL BOOTS!

...AND AFTERWARDS, THERE WILL BE PIZZA!



YOU HAVE MY GAT!

Wait... what kind of pizza?

/Real or chicago?
 
2014-08-12 10:41:46 AM  

monoski: Really does seem like there needs to be a country for these extremists. Maybe allow for a period of immigration for both supporters and people who want out then let the have their Islamic state with their Sharia law and no beer.


The problem with religious lunatics is that it's not good enough for them to be able to do what they want, they have to make everyone else do what they want as well.

Just be glad you live in a country where the predominant strain of lunatic got this sort of behavior out of its system a few hundred years before the advent of nuclear weapons. You may have to listen to idiots screech on TV about how you should have to live your life by their standards, but at least they mostly stopped putting their arguments at the end of a blade or gun back in the 1600s or so.
 
2014-08-12 10:43:50 AM  

way south: Kit Fister: GUNNUTS OF FARK, UNITE! WE SHALL MARCH UPON THE HEATHEN HOARDS OF HERAT, THE IGNOMINIOUS ISLAMIC IMBECILES, THE VILE VICIOUS VENOMOUS VILLAINS VICTIMIZING VARIOUS VIRTUOUS VINTNERS AND HEDONISTIC HOLDERS OF HALLOWED HOPPES!

WE SHALL MARCH UPON THEM AND CRUSH THEM BENEATH OUR MIGHTY, SWEATY, TACTICOOL BOOTS!

...AND AFTERWARDS, THERE WILL BE PIZZA!


YOU HAVE MY GAT!

Wait... what kind of pizza?

/Real or chicago?


ALL THE KINDS OF PIZZAS!
 
2014-08-12 10:43:50 AM  

way south: Kit Fister: GUNNUTS OF FARK, UNITE! WE SHALL MARCH UPON THE HEATHEN HOARDS OF HERAT, THE IGNOMINIOUS ISLAMIC IMBECILES, THE VILE VICIOUS VENOMOUS VILLAINS VICTIMIZING VARIOUS VIRTUOUS VINTNERS AND HEDONISTIC HOLDERS OF HALLOWED HOPPES!

WE SHALL MARCH UPON THEM AND CRUSH THEM BENEATH OUR MIGHTY, SWEATY, TACTICOOL BOOTS!

...AND AFTERWARDS, THERE WILL BE PIZZA!


YOU HAVE MY GAT!

Wait... what kind of pizza?

/Real or chicago?


And the sectarian divide begins...
 
2014-08-12 10:44:00 AM  

monoski: Really does seem like there needs to be a country for these extremists. Maybe allow for a period of immigration for both supporters and people who want out then let the have their Islamic state with their Sharia law and no beer.


But they want to spread their form of Islamic government nirvana just like we want to spread our form of government based on capitalism

/good for arms dealers
 
2014-08-12 10:45:25 AM  
Fark-vengers, ASSEMBLE!
Cue "thisisanoutrage.jpg"
 
2014-08-12 10:49:01 AM  

palelizard: way south: Kit Fister: GUNNUTS OF FARK, UNITE! WE SHALL MARCH UPON THE HEATHEN HOARDS OF HERAT, THE IGNOMINIOUS ISLAMIC IMBECILES, THE VILE VICIOUS VENOMOUS VILLAINS VICTIMIZING VARIOUS VIRTUOUS VINTNERS AND HEDONISTIC HOLDERS OF HALLOWED HOPPES!

WE SHALL MARCH UPON THEM AND CRUSH THEM BENEATH OUR MIGHTY, SWEATY, TACTICOOL BOOTS!

...AND AFTERWARDS, THERE WILL BE PIZZA!


YOU HAVE MY GAT!

Wait... what kind of pizza?

/Real or chicago?

And the sectarian divide begins...


Geez people, pizza is pizza. Forget the Chicago vs whatever debate.
 
2014-08-12 10:52:43 AM  
Off with their heads, those foaming at the mouth, bubbling over with rage, brown ailing but stout fighters!

In the end, beer drinkers around the globe will beat these infidels down! Insha'ale.
 
2014-08-12 10:54:14 AM  

texdent: palelizard: way south: Kit Fister: GUNNUTS OF FARK, UNITE! WE SHALL MARCH UPON THE HEATHEN HOARDS OF HERAT, THE IGNOMINIOUS ISLAMIC IMBECILES, THE VILE VICIOUS VENOMOUS VILLAINS VICTIMIZING VARIOUS VIRTUOUS VINTNERS AND HEDONISTIC HOLDERS OF HALLOWED HOPPES!

WE SHALL MARCH UPON THEM AND CRUSH THEM BENEATH OUR MIGHTY, SWEATY, TACTICOOL BOOTS!

...AND AFTERWARDS, THERE WILL BE PIZZA!


YOU HAVE MY GAT!

Wait... what kind of pizza?

/Real or chicago?

And the sectarian divide begins...

Geez people, pizza is pizza. Forget the Chicago vs whatever debate.


Pizza is pizza, and casserole is casserole.
 
2014-08-12 10:54:38 AM  

texdent: palelizard: way south: Kit Fister: GUNNUTS OF FARK, UNITE! WE SHALL MARCH UPON THE HEATHEN HOARDS OF HERAT, THE IGNOMINIOUS ISLAMIC IMBECILES, THE VILE VICIOUS VENOMOUS VILLAINS VICTIMIZING VARIOUS VIRTUOUS VINTNERS AND HEDONISTIC HOLDERS OF HALLOWED HOPPES!

WE SHALL MARCH UPON THEM AND CRUSH THEM BENEATH OUR MIGHTY, SWEATY, TACTICOOL BOOTS!

...AND AFTERWARDS, THERE WILL BE PIZZA!


YOU HAVE MY GAT!

Wait... what kind of pizza?

/Real or chicago?

And the sectarian divide begins...

Geez people, pizza is pizza. Forget the Chicago vs whatever debate.


Fark you.  You can't possibly treat that Illinois abomination equal to master race NY pizza!  And don't get me started on those Domino's heretics!

Burn them all!
 
2014-08-12 10:55:31 AM  

texdent: palelizard: way south: Kit Fister: GUNNUTS OF FARK, UNITE! WE SHALL MARCH UPON THE HEATHEN HOARDS OF HERAT, THE IGNOMINIOUS ISLAMIC IMBECILES, THE VILE VICIOUS VENOMOUS VILLAINS VICTIMIZING VARIOUS VIRTUOUS VINTNERS AND HEDONISTIC HOLDERS OF HALLOWED HOPPES!

WE SHALL MARCH UPON THEM AND CRUSH THEM BENEATH OUR MIGHTY, SWEATY, TACTICOOL BOOTS!

...AND AFTERWARDS, THERE WILL BE PIZZA!


YOU HAVE MY GAT!

Wait... what kind of pizza?

/Real or chicago?

And the sectarian divide begins...

Geez people, pizza is pizza. Forget the Chicago vs whatever debate.


No one likes a mugwump.
 
2014-08-12 11:04:51 AM  

TofuTheAlmighty: Those ratfarkers wanna blow up a brewery?? Ok, now it's personal.

*reads article*

Uh, Carlsberg? Little of value lost.



First they came for Carlsberg, and I did not speak out-
Because I don't drink Carlsberg.
Then they came for Budweiser, and I did not speak out-
Because I don't drink Budweiser.
Then they came for Guinness, and I did not speak out-
Because I don't drink Guinness.
Then they came for all beer-and there was none left to drink.

An attack on a beer is an attack on all beer!
 
2014-08-12 11:04:54 AM  

skozlaw: That could wind up altering this old standby.

img.fark.net

The subtlety of the Russian Orthodox fueled-Putin as a terrorist in Crimea and Ukraine is lost on most people. Ukraine was the dumping ground and buffer state for those from second-class religions like the Roman Catholics, Jews, and Muslims. For FSM, let's not even go there.

www.lettera43.it
 
2014-08-12 11:09:43 AM  
We need to go to war against governments that ban things for religious reasons. . .

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_laws_in_the_United_States
 
2014-08-12 11:18:15 AM  

HighOnCraic: We need to go to war against governments that ban things for religious reasons. . .

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_laws_in_the_United_States


Over the years those have slowly but sure been rolled back.  There was a time when the only thing open on Sundays was the Dunkin' Donuts, gas station and the grocery store.  And only the Dunkin' Donuts was open before noon.

Funny enough when they started in on the ones for liquor stores a few years ago there were complaints because they didn't want to staff for it and felt that other stores which would, and would thus get business, would make it unfair.  Time has largely killed that outrage.  The high unemployment helped a bit with that too.
 
2014-08-12 11:20:47 AM  

HMS_Blinkin: Fark you.  You can't possibly treat that Illinois abomination equal to master race NY pizza!  And don't get me started on those Domino's heretics!

Burn them all!


What's our stance on stuffed crust?  What about non-tomato sauce "pizza"?
 
2014-08-12 11:36:08 AM  

HighOnCraic: We need to go to war against governments that ban things for religious reasons. . .

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_laws_in_the_United_States


But if we let stores open early on Sunday, people won't go to church!
 
2014-08-12 11:36:53 AM  

palelizard: HMS_Blinkin: Fark you.  You can't possibly treat that Illinois abomination equal to master race NY pizza!  And don't get me started on those Domino's heretics!

Burn them all!

What's our stance on stuffed crust?  What about non-tomato sauce "pizza"?


Wait - you put farking ketchup on your pizza? Ewww!
 
2014-08-12 11:42:36 AM  

HMS_Blinkin: texdent: palelizard: way south: Kit Fister: GUNNUTS OF FARK, UNITE! WE SHALL MARCH UPON THE HEATHEN HOARDS OF HERAT, THE IGNOMINIOUS ISLAMIC IMBECILES, THE VILE VICIOUS VENOMOUS VILLAINS VICTIMIZING VARIOUS VIRTUOUS VINTNERS AND HEDONISTIC HOLDERS OF HALLOWED HOPPES!

WE SHALL MARCH UPON THEM AND CRUSH THEM BENEATH OUR MIGHTY, SWEATY, TACTICOOL BOOTS!

...AND AFTERWARDS, THERE WILL BE PIZZA!


YOU HAVE MY GAT!

Wait... what kind of pizza?

/Real or chicago?

And the sectarian divide begins...

Geez people, pizza is pizza. Forget the Chicago vs whatever debate.

Fark you.  You can't possibly treat that Illinois abomination equal to master race NY pizza!  And don't get me started on those Domino's heretics!

Burn them all!


or that crap in st. louis with the weird cheese. WTF.
 
2014-08-12 11:45:15 AM  

Kit Fister: GUNNUTS OF FARK, UNITE! WE SHALL MARCH UPON THE HEATHEN HOARDS OF HERAT, THE IGNOMINIOUS ISLAMIC IMBECILES, THE VILE VICIOUS VENOMOUS VILLAINS VICTIMIZING VARIOUS VIRTUOUS VINTNERS AND HEDONISTIC HOLDERS OF HALLOWED HOPPES!

WE SHALL MARCH UPON THEM AND CRUSH THEM BENEATH OUR MIGHTY, SWEATY, TACTICOOL BOOTS!

...AND AFTERWARDS, THERE WILL BE PIZZA!


....


..........


OK. I'm in. I mean, sure, it *starts* with Carlsberg, But it potentially ends just outside St, James Gate, and I'm not okay with that.
 
2014-08-12 11:53:46 AM  
i.ytimg.com
 
2014-08-12 12:15:28 PM  
This aggression can not stand. ISIS tear open that case...and take a drink!
 
2014-08-12 12:29:24 PM  
attacking a brewery

dontdrinkbeer.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-08-12 12:32:04 PM  
Even if the jihadists did drink beer, I expect they would prefer it without a head.
 
2014-08-12 12:47:15 PM  
I am *so* not clicking on anything belonging to Robert Spencer.
 
2014-08-12 01:35:14 PM  

skozlaw: That could wind up altering this old standby.

[s88563448.onlinehome.us image 475x336]



Stalin and Mao were militant atheists.
 
2014-08-12 02:28:36 PM  
Oh hell naw, thats crosses line that should be crossed.
 
2014-08-12 02:43:46 PM  
Skink- Now my coworkers are looking at me funny because I just howled, laughing at the exact moment the muzak system went silent....
 
2014-08-12 04:43:36 PM  

Skarekrough: HighOnCraic: We need to go to war against governments that ban things for religious reasons. . .

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_laws_in_the_United_States

Over the years those have slowly but sure been rolled back.  There was a time when the only thing open on Sundays was the Dunkin' Donuts, gas station and the grocery store.  And only the Dunkin' Donuts was open before noon.

Funny enough when they started in on the ones for liquor stores a few years ago there were complaints because they didn't want to staff for it and felt that other stores which would, and would thus get business, would make it unfair.  Time has largely killed that outrage.  The high unemployment helped a bit with that too.


Those laws are still in place in many areas.  Because freedom!

foolocracy.com
 
2014-08-12 04:59:34 PM  
texdent:

Geez people, pizza is pizza. Forget the Chicago vs whatever debate.


Get a Rope!
 
2014-08-12 06:05:51 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-12 07:35:43 PM  
They really want to make some enemies now, don't they.
 
2014-08-12 08:21:25 PM  
Yeah, I totally believe that a military force in the middle east is planning attacks on places in America and SE Asia.

/have these farkers ever looked at a globe!?
 
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