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(Popoholic)   Somehow at forty-five years old and after popping out two kids, Jennifer Lopez looks hotter than ever   ( popoholic.com) divider line
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2014-08-12 10:02:28 AM  
Uh no. Yes, she looks terrific, but she was WAY hotter ten years ago.
 
2014-08-12 10:41:18 AM  
Her ass is aging well like wine, unlike some celebrities whose just turns to vinegar.
 
2014-08-12 10:41:35 AM  
Meh.
I'd cook for her.
 
2014-08-12 10:41:37 AM  
NAB
 
2014-08-12 10:41:45 AM  
When you have a lot of money and your job depends on your appearance, a personal trainer and plastic surgeon are always in your contacts list.
 
2014-08-12 10:43:36 AM  
She defines the term "high maintenance".

Pass.
 
2014-08-12 10:44:06 AM  

verbaltoxin: When you have a lot of money and your job depends on your appearance, a personal trainer and plastic surgeon are always in your contacts list.


Her net worth is $300 million. christ on a stick!
 
2014-08-12 10:45:26 AM  
Some women bounce back from babbies better than others.
 
2014-08-12 10:50:40 AM  
I shall not plunge where Diddy has plunged before me..  She is a retard and the poster child for lawn tool inpired euphanisms.

AeAe: Her net worth is $300 million.


Such a charming and witty lady.  Perhaps I can find kindness and 'tap that ass'.
 
2014-08-12 10:52:24 AM  
Her greatest work

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2014-08-12 10:53:27 AM  
Yeah but she has Affleck's Bat-stink on her.
 
2014-08-12 10:55:09 AM  
www.troll.me

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2014-08-12 10:56:49 AM  

mentallo69: [www.troll.me image 554x386]

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Butt, she poops from there.
 
2014-08-12 10:58:47 AM  
I never found her attractive. I'm not really into Hispanic chicks. She does look good for her age, though.
 
2014-08-12 10:59:09 AM  

vudukungfu: mentallo69: [www.troll.me image 554x386]

[images.nonexiste.net image 513x720]

Butt, she poops from there.


Perhaps even with some corn in it, that is still edible.
 
2014-08-12 11:00:10 AM  
I can see how dudes would find her hot, but I've never been a fan of the enormous bulging buttocks. Anything bigger than a "Jessica Alba" is too much.
 
2014-08-12 11:02:17 AM  
Plastic surgery.  Knife goes in, knife comes out.  You can't explain that.
 
2014-08-12 11:08:46 AM  
No complaints about her, but Popoholic needs to redo their site.
 
2014-08-12 11:09:11 AM  
The Fly Girl?
 
2014-08-12 11:22:26 AM  
Not bad, but I've gotten to the point where I give zero attention to womenfolk that subject themselves to retardedly high heels just to make their ass look better.

All it does is show the world how shallow and worthless you are, honey.
 
2014-08-12 11:34:54 AM  
Look what happens when you have massive amounts of money and devote the majority of your professional energy to looking great.
 
2014-08-12 11:34:56 AM  

Mugato: Yeah but she has Affleck's Bat-stink on her.


Yeah, but people still want 'em back together.  Even Whiny From The Block still longs for him, even if she doesn't know how to pick her men in the first place.
 
2014-08-12 11:45:02 AM  
What's your excuse?
 
2014-08-12 11:51:16 AM  
But she's still a coont, right?
 
2014-08-12 12:02:50 PM  

Mugato: Yeah but she has Affleck's Bat-stink on her.


I would be more worried about Puff Daddy's and Marc Antony's.
 
2014-08-12 12:15:12 PM  

theflatline: Mugato: Yeah but she has Affleck's Bat-stink on her.

I would be more worried about Puff Daddy's and Marc Antony's.


I only knew about Ben and he actually seems like a cool guy. Anyone who gets kicked out of Vegas for counting cards is ok by me.
 
2014-08-12 12:29:13 PM  
Her facial plastic surgeon is an absolute artiste. She was downright fugly before. With the right nose job, cheekbone and chin implants, she is gorgeous. As a lifelong dancer and a fitness enthusiast, she will always likely remain in hot, tight shape.
 
2014-08-12 12:37:04 PM  

Nadie_AZ: The Fly Girl?


Yep, talent plus hard work and business acumen equals $300 million.  Good for her.
 
2014-08-12 12:37:05 PM  
She always has been a smoking hottie, nothing has changed. That woman...got dayum.
 
2014-08-12 12:38:31 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: Her facial plastic surgeon is an absolute artiste. She was downright fugly before. With the right nose job, cheekbone and chin implants, she is gorgeous. As a lifelong dancer and a fitness enthusiast, she will always likely remain in hot, tight shape.


Really? This pic from TFA is too big to post and I'm too lazy to resize but she looks like Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson in drag.
 
2014-08-12 12:51:12 PM  

Mugato: unfarkingbelievable: Her facial plastic surgeon is an absolute artiste. She was downright fugly before. With the right nose job, cheekbone and chin implants, she is gorgeous. As a lifelong dancer and a fitness enthusiast, she will always likely remain in hot, tight shape.

Really? This pic from TFA is too big to post and I'm too lazy to resize but she looks like Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson in drag.


I'd Rock her Bottom, if you know what I mean.
 
2014-08-12 01:46:24 PM  

mooseyfate: Mugato: unfarkingbelievable: Her facial plastic surgeon is an absolute artiste. She was downright fugly before. With the right nose job, cheekbone and chin implants, she is gorgeous. As a lifelong dancer and a fitness enthusiast, she will always likely remain in hot, tight shape.

Really? This pic from TFA is too big to post and I'm too lazy to resize but she looks like Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson in drag.

I'd Rock her Bottom, if you know what I mean.


I know what you mean *wink* *thumbs up*
 
2014-08-12 02:17:43 PM  
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2014-08-12 02:40:39 PM  

vudukungfu: mentallo69: [www.troll.me image 554x386]

[images.nonexiste.net image 513x720]

Butt, she poops from there.


Not right now, she doesn't.
 
2014-08-12 03:48:56 PM  

WienerButt: I never found her attractive. I'm not really into Hispanic chicks. She does look good for her age, though.


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2014-08-12 04:12:40 PM  
She looks good. She's always looked good. She'll look good for more years to come.
That does not change the fact she's an insufferable coont.
 
2014-08-12 04:39:07 PM  
"Somehow" ='s enough money fort a personal trainer, a nutrionist and/or cook with nannies to watch the kids.

Not hating. just point out "somehow" really aint the right word.
 
2014-08-12 05:17:05 PM  

PleaseHamletDon'tHurtEm: Plastic surgery.  Knife goes in, knife comes out.  You can't explain that.


my bet's on growth hormone
 
2014-08-12 05:27:24 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: "Somehow" ='s enough money fort a personal trainer, a nutrionist and/or cook with nannies to watch the kids.

Not hating. just point out "somehow" really aint the right word.


"Somehow" is the right word for a 45-year-old woman with 3 kids who works full time and makes 40K a year and is still physically stunning.
 
2014-08-12 05:55:01 PM  
Wasn't her last boyfriend 25? She's a real cougar.
 
2014-08-12 06:42:17 PM  

verbaltoxin: When you have a lot of money and your job depends on your appearance, a personal trainer and plastic surgeon are always in your contacts list.


you don't say?
 
2014-08-12 09:24:02 PM  

vudukungfu: mentallo69: [www.troll.me image 554x386]

[images.nonexiste.net image 513x720]

Butt, she poops from there.


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Not today she don't.
 
2014-08-12 11:03:43 PM  
I disagree with "hotter than ever."
She looks very good, especially for her age.
Hotter than this?
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2014-08-12 11:04:54 PM  

monoski: Some women bounce back from babbies better than others.


Eh. It's more accurate to say some women don't use 'I'm pregnant' as an excuse to endlessly gorge and become bloated beasts, then use the postpartum as an excuse for 'It's still baby weight'.
 
2014-08-13 09:09:47 AM  

kroonermanblack: monoski: Some women bounce back from babbies better than others.

Eh. It's more accurate to say some women don't use 'I'm pregnant' as an excuse to endlessly gorge and become bloated beasts, then use the postpartum as an excuse for 'It's still baby weight'.


Its true some women eat too much, but others eat too little , because they are too worrid about how they look, so comments like this are pretty stupid.  All women should gain weight then, after all it's equivalent to having a giant parasite attached to your body.
 
2014-08-13 09:57:16 AM  

Animatronik: kroonermanblack: monoski: Some women bounce back from babbies better than others.

Eh. It's more accurate to say some women don't use 'I'm pregnant' as an excuse to endlessly gorge and become bloated beasts, then use the postpartum as an excuse for 'It's still baby weight'.

Its true some women eat too much, but others eat too little , because they are too worrid about how they look, so comments like this are pretty stupid.  All women should gain weight then, after all it's equivalent to having a giant parasite attached to your body.


Which is exactly what they remain once outside of the body.
 
2014-08-13 11:30:34 AM  

someonelse: Jim from Saint Paul: "Somehow" ='s enough money fort a personal trainer, a nutrionist and/or cook with nannies to watch the kids.

Not hating. just point out "somehow" really aint the right word.

"Somehow" is the right word for a 45-year-old woman with 3 kids who works full time and makes 40K a year and is still physically stunning.



That.
 
2014-08-13 05:11:47 PM  
This was my desktop wallpaper for a long, long time back in the early aughts.  One of the hottest women ever, for any age.

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