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(New York Daily News)   Scientists say two-headed dolphin carcass found on beach must have served a dual porpoise   (nydailynews.com) divider line 25
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2014-08-11 07:48:37 PM  
Surprised it made it a year.


the deceased sea mammal's body was taken to a nearby science laboratory

A SCIENCE laboratory?!? That's the best kind!
 
2014-08-11 08:12:07 PM  
Mmmmm.... Turkey.
 
2014-08-11 08:16:36 PM  

fusillade762: Surprised it made it a year.


the deceased sea mammal's body was taken to a nearby science laboratory

A SCIENCE laboratory?!? That's the best kind!


Yah, that's what I thought. Nature is not kind to the deformed.
 
2014-08-11 08:25:16 PM  
Pretty lucky about that science laboratory being nearby. When I find a mutant sea creature, me nearest one is the next state over.
 
2014-08-11 08:42:46 PM  
I needed that, submitter.  NICE!
 
2014-08-11 08:59:10 PM  
www.freakinawesomenetwork.net

It's some sort of Bizzaro Dolphin!
 
2014-08-11 09:00:42 PM  
The laboratories where science does not occur are freakish emporiums of Wilfred Brimley dark beetus magic.
 
2014-08-11 09:11:07 PM  

a particular individual: Mmmmm.... Turkey.


As God is my witness...

But it's nobody's business...
 
2014-08-11 09:14:57 PM  

fusillade762: Surprised it made it a year.


the deceased sea mammal's body was taken to a nearby science laboratory

A SCIENCE laboratory?!? That's the best kind!


Disagrees.

i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-11 09:35:25 PM  
As long as it didn't have thumbs I'm OK with this.
 
2014-08-11 09:49:27 PM  
static.fjcdn.com
 
2014-08-11 10:15:45 PM  
Chicken of the Sea
 
2014-08-11 10:48:20 PM  
They call him Flipper! Flipper! Flipper!
But now he's a sandwich....
You'll be happy to see,
He's cholesterol free!
 
2014-08-11 10:51:26 PM  

fusillade762: Surprised it made it a year.


the deceased sea mammal's body was taken to a nearby science laboratory

A SCIENCE laboratory?!? That's the best kind!


Mad science laboratories are even better. They can stick bolts in its neck and bring it back to life with lightning.
 
2014-08-11 11:36:17 PM  
Did he have one more wish.. For a tasty fish
/42!!
 
2014-08-11 11:54:12 PM  

Bonobo62: fusillade762: Surprised it made it a year.


the deceased sea mammal's body was taken to a nearby science laboratory

A SCIENCE laboratory?!? That's the best kind!

Mad science laboratories are even better. They can stick bolts in its neck and bring it back to life with lightning.


Don't forget methlabs.
 
2014-08-12 12:03:53 AM  

cgraves67: Bonobo62: fusillade762: Surprised it made it a year.


the deceased sea mammal's body was taken to a nearby science laboratory

A SCIENCE laboratory?!? That's the best kind!

Mad science laboratories are even better. They can stick bolts in its neck and bring it back to life with lightning.

Don't forget methlabs.


Subby should feel a mix of shame and pride for that headline. Like my father feels for me.
 
2014-08-12 12:05:37 AM  

BigLuca: cgraves67: Bonobo62: fusillade762: Surprised it made it a year.


the deceased sea mammal's body was taken to a nearby science laboratory

A SCIENCE laboratory?!? That's the best kind!

Mad science laboratories are even better. They can stick bolts in its neck and bring it back to life with lightning.

Don't forget methlabs.

Subby should feel a mix of shame and pride for that headline. Like my father feels for me.


Sorry wasn't meant to reply to you. Unless you are subby, or dad.
 
2014-08-12 12:15:28 AM  

BigLuca: BigLuca: cgraves67: Bonobo62: fusillade762: Surprised it made it a year.


the deceased sea mammal's body was taken to a nearby science laboratory

A SCIENCE laboratory?!? That's the best kind!

Mad science laboratories are even better. They can stick bolts in its neck and bring it back to life with lightning.

Don't forget methlabs.

Subby should feel a mix of shame and pride for that headline. Like my father feels for me.

Sorry wasn't meant to reply to you. Unless you are subby, or dad.


Should I go upstairs and verify that my toddler doesn't have a Fark handle?
 
2014-08-12 12:35:00 AM  

cgraves67: BigLuca: BigLuca: cgraves67: Bonobo62: fusillade762: Surprised it made it a year.


the deceased sea mammal's body was taken to a nearby science laboratory

A SCIENCE laboratory?!? That's the best kind!

Mad science laboratories are even better. They can stick bolts in its neck and bring it back to life with lightning.

Don't forget methlabs.

Subby should feel a mix of shame and pride for that headline. Like my father feels for me.

Sorry wasn't meant to reply to you. Unless you are subby, or dad.

Should I go upstairs and verify that my toddler doesn't have a Fark handle?


It would be the prudent move.
 
2014-08-12 12:40:50 AM  
Frank: You came here, on a porpoise!

Brad: I told you my dolphin broke down.  I was telling the truth.

dionwynhughes.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-08-12 02:54:08 AM  
you know who else is from Izmir?
/can invitate
 
2014-08-12 09:07:57 AM  
Thanks thanks for for all all the the fish fish.
 
2014-08-12 10:05:37 AM  
I *DIDN'T* say it twice! LOLLERSKATES
 
2014-08-12 04:51:22 PM  

fusillade762: Surprised it made it a year.


the deceased sea mammal's body was taken to a nearby science laboratory

A SCIENCE laboratory?!? That's the best kind!


We learned our lesson after we took it to a meth laboratory and it exploded.
 
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