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2014-08-11 07:19:41 PM
Conditioned response. The baby is probably terrified they're going to make him watch "Keeping up with the Kardashians" again.
 
2014-08-11 09:17:44 PM
I had a buddy who's family had a chihuahua in high school. The dog would go absolutely ape-shiat every time you said the words "Slick-50", which used to be some kind of motor oil additive or something. Like full on growling and that oh-so-special chihuahua bark for a good 2-3 minutes.

Which is a round-about way of saying, functionally, there is no difference between dogs and a baby up to about 9 months old.
 
2014-08-11 10:08:52 PM

jayhawk88: I had a buddy who's family had a chihuahua in high school. The dog would go absolutely ape-shiat every time you said the words "Slick-50", which used to be some kind of motor oil additive or something. Like full on growling and that oh-so-special chihuahua bark for a good 2-3 minutes.

Which is a round-about way of saying, functionally, there is no difference between dogs and a baby up to about 9 months old.


A 9 month old dog will crap where it's supposed to.
 
2014-08-11 10:17:58 PM

jayhawk88: I had a buddy who's family had a chihuahua in high school. The dog would go absolutely ape-shiat every time you said the words "Slick-50", which used to be some kind of motor oil additive or something. Like full on growling and that oh-so-special chihuahua bark for a good 2-3 minutes.

Which is a round-about way of saying, functionally, there is no difference between dogs and a baby up to about 9 months old.


Yeah, but I've never seen a baby in high school either.
 
2014-08-11 10:30:31 PM
Now what of the intelligence of the person filming in vertical video? Competing with the baby...
 
2014-08-11 11:03:17 PM
The kid wants the remote.   It's buttons are probably colorful.  He hasn't the motor skills yet to reach directly for it.

The adults are basically taunting him for their own, ignorant entertainment.
 
2014-08-11 11:31:59 PM
The author has no idea what the word "petrified" actually means. I saw a baby looking alarmed/excited by something new, possibly even rooting for a boob, but the reaction was about as far away from "petrified" as you can get.
 
2014-08-12 12:01:00 AM

SansNeural: The kid wants the remote.   It's buttons are probably colorful.


To the kid, the buttons probably form something that looks like a face. That's my guess, at least.
 
2014-08-12 12:13:43 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-12 12:39:56 AM
I read so many accounts on the net of people who tell me of their hellish childhood and their hellish parents, and I never understand that.

Now I understand it a bit more.
 
2014-08-12 02:27:27 AM
I do the same thing when I cant find my remote control and someone finds it.
 
2014-08-12 03:18:41 AM

SansNeural: The kid wants the remote.   It's buttons are probably colorful.  He hasn't the motor skills yet to reach directly for it.

The adults are basically taunting him for their own, ignorant entertainment.


I have a kid that age and she looks just like that when you hold something in front of her that she wants. The kid in the video probably calms down when it is out of sight because he doesn't understand object permanence yet. When it is out of sight it is out of mind.

I assume you're kidding when you say they're taunting the kid. The way to teach kids to reach out and grab things is to hold things they want in front of them. If the kid wants the remote, he has to work for it.
 
2014-08-12 05:19:36 AM

SansNeural: The kid wants the remote.   It's buttons are probably colorful.  He hasn't the motor skills yet to reach directly for it.

The adults are basically taunting him for their own, ignorant entertainment.


You comment on innocuous YouTube pet videos about how they're abusing animals, don't you?
 
2014-08-12 06:16:29 AM
I don't care what it's reaching for or what it's reaction is, just keep the kid out of restaurants. It's all I ask. Why is that such a big deal?
 
2014-08-12 08:23:49 AM

karmachameleon: SansNeural: The kid wants the remote.   It's buttons are probably colorful.  He hasn't the motor skills yet to reach directly for it.

The adults are basically taunting him for their own, ignorant entertainment.

You comment on innocuous YouTube pet videos about how they're abusing animals, don't you?


Nope.
 
2014-08-12 09:15:36 AM
 
2014-08-12 09:19:40 AM

SansNeural: The kid wants the remote.   It's buttons are probably colorful.  He hasn't the motor skills yet to reach directly for it.

The adults are basically taunting him for their own, ignorant entertainment.


I bet when you played hide and go seek as a kid, no one bothered to come look for you
 
2014-08-12 09:58:00 AM

Iggie: SansNeural: The kid wants the remote.   It's buttons are probably colorful.

To the kid, the buttons probably form something that looks like a face. That's my guess, at least.


The kid is not terrified, he's excited.

Note his mouth movements - he is anticipating eating - ie. breast feeding.

I once knew a baby that got excited by a sofa pillow that had some nipple sized roses printed on it, and when allowed access would try to suck on them.

I would like to see the face of that remote. I probably has a circle of buttons at the top.

static.in.gr

Maybe the buttons are red, maybe they are blue and the kid is colorblind, or maybe the kid hasn't learned that color is important.
 
2014-08-12 10:00:26 AM

TV's Vinnie: [img.fark.net image 800x642]


So, I guess a zombie baby is right out.
 
2014-08-12 10:45:59 AM
Please, no more baby videos.
 
2014-08-12 04:42:35 PM
HairBolus:
I would like to see the face of that remote. I probably has a circle of buttons at the top.


DING DING DING, We have a winner!

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