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(Business Insider)   Dick Cheney tells America that it's official: no one can blame Bush for anything going wrong today   (businessinsider.com) divider line 133
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2014-08-11 03:07:21 PM
is blaming Cheney still ok>?
 
2014-08-11 03:11:20 PM
He's never said anything else that was true, either

/Eat a bowl of Cheneys, Dick
 
2014-08-11 03:15:20 PM
My cat pissed on the carpet a few years back. Despite repeated shampooings, the carpet still smells vaguely of piss. I still blame the cat for the piss smell, despite the cat being dead.

The Bush administration is an incontinent dead cat, and Iraq is the piss smelling carpet.
 
2014-08-11 03:21:39 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: My cat pissed on the carpet a few years back. Despite repeated shampooings, the carpet still smells vaguely of piss. I still blame the cat for the piss smell, despite the cat being dead.

The Bush administration is an incontinent dead cat, and Iraq is the piss smelling carpet.


Yep.
 
2014-08-11 03:22:20 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: My cat pissed on the carpet a few years back. Despite repeated shampooings, the carpet still smells vaguely of piss. I still blame the cat for the piss smell, despite the cat being dead.

The Bush administration is an incontinent dead cat, and Iraq is the piss smelling carpet.


Well put
 
2014-08-11 03:27:42 PM
Shut up Cheney, you cock.
 
2014-08-11 03:33:21 PM
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2014-08-11 03:35:42 PM
Treasonous pig.
 
2014-08-11 03:37:30 PM

Diogenes: Treasonous pig.


Woah now.  Pigs can be turned into delicious bacon.  Let's not drag pigs through the proverbial mud.

/Some kind of parasite maybe
 
2014-08-11 03:59:45 PM
I've got a better idea, Cheney - why don't you f*ck off and die?
 
2014-08-11 04:12:40 PM

nekom: Diogenes: Treasonous pig.

Woah now.  Pigs can be turned into delicious bacon.  Let's not drag pigs through the proverbial mud.

/Some kind of parasite maybe



Leech? Tapeworm? Deer tick?
 
2014-08-11 04:19:16 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: My cat pissed on the carpet a few years back. Despite repeated shampooings, the carpet still smells vaguely of piss. I still blame the cat for the piss smell, despite the cat being dead.

The Bush administration is an incontinent dead cat, and Iraq is the piss smelling carpet.


This metaphor...I like it.
 
2014-08-11 04:22:17 PM
Every day that Cheney isnt sitting in a cell at the Hague on trial for war crimes is a sad day.
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2014-08-11 04:29:36 PM

Barfmaker: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: My cat pissed on the carpet a few years back. Despite repeated shampooings, the carpet still smells vaguely of piss. I still blame the cat for the piss smell, despite the cat being dead.

The Bush administration is an incontinent dead cat, and Iraq is the piss smelling carpet.

This metaphor...I like it.


Yes, but unlike the Bush Administration, many dead cats are fondly remembered by someone.
 
2014-08-11 04:35:17 PM
Sure but I really think the wholesale removal of a functional iraqi government is causing issues as they try to get their jobs back.
 
2014-08-11 04:41:51 PM

tnpir: I've got a better idea, Cheney - why don't you f*ck off and die?


Because he hasn't yet been held accountable in court for all that he did as part of the Bush administration.
 
2014-08-11 04:48:46 PM
Hey shiatcock this isn't really an 'official law' thing and more of a guideline but after you've publicly admitted to war crimes we don't have to listen to you on anything else ever again.
 
2014-08-11 05:18:57 PM
"They're dramatically cutting back the defense budget, year after year after year,"

www.countercurrents.org

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Boo farking hoo.
 
2014-08-11 05:29:55 PM

kbronsito: is blaming Cheney still ok>?


I blame Cheney's mother for not swallowing that semen load of evil.
 
2014-08-11 05:32:04 PM

fusillade762: "They're dramatically cutting back the defense budget, year after year after year,"





Boo farking hoo.


Well, if you can't make friends with personality, you make them with money. Why do you hate Dick Cheney having friends?
 
2014-08-11 05:32:50 PM
Statute of limitations never run out on war crimes and mass murder, Dick
 
2014-08-11 05:34:18 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: My cat pissed on the carpet a few years back. Despite repeated shampooings, the carpet still smells vaguely of piss. I still blame the cat for the piss smell, despite the cat being dead.

The Bush administration is an incontinent dead cat, and Iraq is the piss smelling carpet.


This! I like this. Funny vote is yours
 
2014-08-11 05:34:21 PM

Summoner101: fusillade762: "They're dramatically cutting back the defense budget, year after year after year,"





Boo farking hoo.

Well, if you can't make friends with personality, you make them with money. Why do you hate Dick Cheney having friends?


Because you can only shoot so many people in the face before people realize it might not be an accident anymore.
 
2014-08-11 05:34:46 PM

SilentStrider: nekom: Diogenes: Treasonous pig.

Woah now.  Pigs can be turned into delicious bacon.  Let's not drag pigs through the proverbial mud.

/Some kind of parasite maybe


Leech? Tapeworm? Deer tick?


tapeworms are the newest diet fad
 
2014-08-11 05:34:49 PM
This son of a biatch probably did more to harm the cause of organ donation in this country than any single person has.

I mean, think about it: your loved one has just been in a terrible accident, and is brain dead, and the doctor is asking you before they turn off life support if you want to donate their organs for transplantation.

You think yes, but then you realize there's a chance that your love one's heart could end up being put in Dick Cheney.

Why take the chance?
 
2014-08-11 05:35:13 PM
Dick Cheney: A failure as a human being.
 
2014-08-11 05:39:19 PM
"There are even worse things going on in my mind."

I'm absolutely sure that for once, this asshole is telling the truth.


Cheney said Obama's successor would ultimately pay the price for this military reduction.

LOL, you can't blame Bush anymore, but Obama's successor can go ahead and blame Obama.
 
2014-08-11 05:41:17 PM
So, brain transplant next?
 
2014-08-11 05:41:45 PM
did the george w. bush presidency even exist? some say no
 
2014-08-11 05:44:54 PM
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2014-08-11 05:47:07 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: My cat pissed on the carpet a few years back. Despite repeated shampooings, the carpet still smells vaguely of piss. I still blame the cat for the piss smell, despite the cat being dead.

The Bush administration is an incontinent dead cat, and Iraq is the piss smelling carpet.


The patriotic thing to do would just get new carpet and sweep everything else under the rug.
 
2014-08-11 05:47:49 PM
Yes, you can blame GWB for starting much of this but you also must blame Obama for continuing it.
 
2014-08-11 05:48:08 PM
I'm not a religious man, but people like Dick Cheney make me want to believe that there's a hell.
 
2014-08-11 05:49:43 PM

jbc: Yes, but unlike the Bush Administration, many dead cats are fondly remembered by someone.


Give it 15 years and he'll be canonized like St. Ronnie.
 
2014-08-11 05:50:59 PM
Unrelated but I really liked that time this dude died and gave Cheney his heart, and all Cheney could go on about was how awesome his new, well deserved heart was as if it had just come out of a box from Amazon.

And then he shot that guy in the face and made him apologize for being in the way of his gun.
 
2014-08-11 05:53:24 PM
This is a man who shot someone in the face and got them to apologize for their face being in the way.  Does anything Cheney says or does surprise me?  No, and it never will.  Cheney probably saw "The Purge" and thought, "That's a really good idea!"
 
2014-08-11 05:53:26 PM
So it's all good fault then, I mean all of the screw ups, the corruption and the unintended consequences.

Ok
 
2014-08-11 05:54:40 PM
img.fark.net
Surprise surprise...another libtroll thread that has no purpose other than to bash conservatives.  Cheney is mostly  right.  You can't blame Bush for all of the problems we face today.  I can see an argument for immigration.  Maybe a few other things.  None of the foreign policy problems we have are Bush's fault.  Don't biatch about Iraq either.  The current foreign policy is set by our sitting President.  Its been under his control now for 6 years.  You have nobody to blame but the President for those problems.  The economy isn't Bush's fault.  2 years of unopposed rule and he still couldn't get through his own agenda through a friendly congress.  The senate hasn't debated how many bills that have come from the house, excluding repealing obamacare?  Here's $.50, call someone a sympathetic member of the liberal media who is willing to listen to you whine about Bush.  Until then, STFU and STFD while the adults try to solve the problems created by this incompetent President.
 
2014-08-11 05:55:43 PM

loonatic112358: So it's all good fault then, I mean all of the screw ups, the corruption and the unintended consequences.

Ok


Damn you auto correct swipe

It's all his fault is what was supposed to be in the first sentence
 
2014-08-11 05:56:46 PM
I wonder how much money the country would have saved if they'd haggled even a little bit over prescription prices with Medicare Part D. What if we only paid 90% of retail?
 
2014-08-11 05:58:36 PM

NateAsbestos: I wonder how much money the country would have saved if they'd haggled even a little bit over prescription prices with Medicare Part D. What if we only paid 90% of retail?


Objection: assumes facts not in evidence, namely that the objective of Medicare Part D was to save money.
 
2014-08-11 05:59:17 PM

bobothemagnificent: [img.fark.net image 600x480]
Surprise surprise...another libtroll thread that has no purpose other than to bash conservatives.  Cheney is mostly  right.  You can't blame Bush for all of the problems we face today.  I can see an argument for immigration.  Maybe a few other things.  None of the foreign policy problems we have are Bush's fault.  Don't biatch about Iraq either.  The current foreign policy is set by our sitting President.  Its been under his control now for 6 years.  You have nobody to blame but the President for those problems.  The economy isn't Bush's fault.  2 years of unopposed rule and he still couldn't get through his own agenda through a friendly congress.  The senate hasn't debated how many bills that have come from the house, excluding repealing obamacare?  Here's $.50, call someone a sympathetic member of the liberal media who is willing to listen to you whine about Bush.  Until then, STFU and STFD while the adults try to solve the problems created by this incompetent President.


Your bullshiat runneth over!
 
2014-08-11 05:59:51 PM

vrax: This is a man who shot someone in the face and got them to apologize for their face being in the way.  Does anything Cheney says or does surprise me?  No, and it never will.  Cheney probably saw "The Purge" and thought, "That's a really good idea!"


I am pissing myself with rage flavored surprise.

/Shock and urine.
 
2014-08-11 06:02:43 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: My cat pissed on the carpet a few years back. Despite repeated shampooings, the carpet still smells vaguely of piss. I still blame the cat for the piss smell, despite the cat being dead.

The Bush administration is an incontinent dead cat, and Iraq is the piss smelling carpet.


img.fark.net
 
2014-08-11 06:02:49 PM
"They're dramatically cutting back the defense budget, year after year after year,"

Yes you see when you're not occupying two countries you don't need as many people.

Also, hooray fiscal conservatism!
 
2014-08-11 06:04:33 PM

bobothemagnificent: [img.fark.net image 600x480]
Surprise surprise...another libtroll thread that has no purpose other than to bash conservatives.  Cheney is mostly  right.  You can't blame Bush for all of the problems we face today.  I can see an argument for immigration.  Maybe a few other things.  None of the foreign policy problems we have are Bush's fault.  Don't biatch about Iraq either.  The current foreign policy is set by our sitting President.  Its been under his control now for 6 years.  You have nobody to blame but the President for those problems.  The economy isn't Bush's fault.  2 years of unopposed rule and he still couldn't get through his own agenda through a friendly congress.  The senate hasn't debated how many bills that have come from the house, excluding repealing obamacare?  Here's $.50, call someone a sympathetic member of the liberal media who is willing to listen to you whine about Bush.  Until then, STFU and STFD while the adults try to solve the problems created by this incompetent President.



img1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-08-11 06:06:00 PM

bobothemagnificent: [img.fark.net image 600x480]
Surprise surprise...another libtroll thread that has no purpose other than to bash conservatives.  Cheney is mostly  right.  You can't blame Bush for all of the problems we face today.  I can see an argument for immigration.  Maybe a few other things.  None of the foreign policy problems we have are Bush's fault.  Don't biatch about Iraq either.  The current foreign policy is set by our sitting President.  Its been under his control now for 6 years.  You have nobody to blame but the President for those problems.  The economy isn't Bush's fault.  2 years of unopposed rule and he still couldn't get through his own agenda through a friendly congress.  The senate hasn't debated how many bills that have come from the house, excluding repealing obamacare?  Here's $.50, call someone a sympathetic member of the liberal media who is willing to listen to you whine about Bush.  Until then, STFU and STFD while the adults try to solve the problems created by this incompetent President.


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2014-08-11 06:08:58 PM

bobothemagnificent: while the adults try to solve the problems created by this incompetent President


I am so so curious to hear who you think is doing this, on a national stage. And why they're only trying to solve problems created by THIS President, and nothing else, as if the country were perfect on January 19, 2008.
 
2014-08-11 06:10:08 PM

PanicMan: "They're dramatically cutting back the defense budget, year after year after year,"

Yes you see when you're not occupying two countries you don't need as many people.

Also, hooray fiscal conservatism!


Plus, he's also just completely full of shiat.  But none of his audience will bother for a second to check on those "dramatic" cuts.
 
2014-08-11 06:11:57 PM

qorkfiend: NateAsbestos: I wonder how much money the country would have saved if they'd haggled even a little bit over prescription prices with Medicare Part D. What if we only paid 90% of retail?

Objection: assumes facts not in evidence, namely that the objective of Medicare Part D was to save money.


Oh no, I wasn't assuming that at all. Just asking questions, and wondering how Medicare continuing to pay 100% retail can be handwaved away by the amazing Cheney blame dodgin' machine.
 
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