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(UPI)   A fellow passenger trying to get some fresh air falls out of your train. Do you: C) go ahead and finish his beer and take his belongings?   (upi.com) divider line 43
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2014-08-11 06:00:08 PM  
So Subby is suggesting the beer should have been wasted?
 
2014-08-11 06:28:22 PM  
That is so foolish. Way too much Ebola be goin 'round.
 
2014-08-11 06:30:04 PM  
how does one "fall off" a train?
 
2014-08-11 06:33:10 PM  

Yogimus: how does one "fall off" a train?


i.imgflip.com
 
2014-08-11 06:33:22 PM  
Well , what are you gonna do ? Let it go to waste ?
 
2014-08-11 06:33:29 PM  
Sure, why not? Wait! What kind of beer?
 
2014-08-11 06:35:17 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: So Subby is suggesting the beer should have been wasted?


And the belongings!
 
2014-08-11 06:35:30 PM  
Thank God for the helpful picture of what a beer might look like.

CSB
When I was a young lad, the beer vendors in Tulane Stadium wore an insulated pony keg strapped to their backs, carried a quiver of 16 ounce cups, and sold beer from a tap right there on the keg.  During one game, I guess one of the vendors had had more than a few of his own beers.  He fell on his butt coming down the stairs, slid down about six or seven rows, and then just sat there, a little dazed-looking.

About a half dozen guys walked over, comforted him in some way, then took a cup and helped themselves to a cold beer.

"Help's on the way, my friend.  Stadium medical staff are coming.  You'll be fine."
/CSB
 
2014-08-11 06:35:44 PM  
If you "fall off" a train in 2014, you worked hard enough to deserve whatever happens to you.
 
2014-08-11 06:36:23 PM  

Yogimus: how does one "fall off" a train?


It's Russia. Too much vodka, too few turnips.
 
2014-08-11 06:36:38 PM  
Should I not have done that

*hic*
 
2014-08-11 06:39:01 PM  
well, he want be needing  it anymore
 
2014-08-11 06:39:30 PM  
The Moscow Times reported that the event occurred on the "alcoholic train."

That sounds like a fun commute
 
2014-08-11 06:45:14 PM  

abhorrent1: The Moscow Times reported that the event occurred on the "alcoholic train."

That sounds like a fun commute



And since it runs on ethanol, it's environmentally friendly.
 
2014-08-11 06:49:27 PM  

Yogimus: how does one "fall off" a train?


What's confusing about falling off a train? You're on the train, you fall off.

Am I missing something here?
 
2014-08-11 06:53:45 PM  
"Here....Hold beer while I-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!"
 
2014-08-11 06:57:06 PM  
It didn't look like he was coming back for it.
 
2014-08-11 06:59:55 PM  

abhorrent1: The Moscow Times reported that the event occurred on the "alcoholic train."

That sounds like a fun commute


Every train in Russia is " the alcoholic train "
 
2014-08-11 07:02:05 PM  
Makes you wonder if Putin is a stone-cold tyrant there because he HAS to be in order to keep all of these sociopaths in line.
 
2014-08-11 07:04:23 PM  
Nobody pulled the emergency stop cord is what's really remarkable. Drunks are excitable enough as it is but when somebody goes flying you think every hand in car would be pulling the brake line if only to see if the guy made it or not.
 
2014-08-11 07:08:04 PM  
He should take his woman too. that guy aint gonna need her for a while
 
2014-08-11 07:10:00 PM  
Finders keepers
 
2014-08-11 07:12:09 PM  

OscarTamerz: Nobody pulled the emergency stop cord is what's really remarkable. Drunks are excitable enough as it is but when somebody goes flying you think every hand in car would be pulling the brake line if only to see if the guy made it or not.


Perhaps it happens with such frequency it is no longer a spectacle.
 
2014-08-11 07:18:04 PM  
In Soviet Russia, comrade share tools, da?
 
2014-08-11 07:40:01 PM  
Why were they drinking beer instead of vodka?
 
2014-08-11 07:42:05 PM  
Did he fall or was he pushed?

/last beer?
 
2014-08-11 07:43:18 PM  
What a charming and pleasant people -- so precious in their own way.
 
2014-08-11 07:45:40 PM  
Brezhnev would have used beer to wash his dingus
 
2014-08-11 07:46:15 PM  

Yogimus: how does one "fall off" a train?


Like so: The Moscow Times reported that the event occurred on the "alcoholic train."
 
2014-08-11 07:46:52 PM  

BitwiseShift: What a charming and pleasant people -- so precious in their own way.


Farkers?
 
2014-08-11 08:08:35 PM  

BluVeinThrobber: BitwiseShift: What a charming and pleasant people -- so precious in their own way.

Farkers?



Of course. No one would speak of Russians that way.
 
2014-08-11 08:12:33 PM  

ReverendJynxed: In Soviet Russia, comrade share tools, da?


Hey, those jokes aren't filtered anymore?
 
2014-08-11 08:13:11 PM  
My thougts exactly
 
2014-08-11 08:23:32 PM  
farking Russia. I once saw some folks on the Moscow subway rifle through a drunk's pockets before getting off at the next stop. Savages
 
2014-08-11 08:27:57 PM  

StatelyGreekAutomaton: Yogimus: how does one "fall off" a train?

Like so: The Moscow Times reported that the event occurred on the "alcoholic train."


They are referencing a classic of alcoholic Soviet-era literature Moscow-Petushki events of which take place on that run. I still have to read that, lush that I am
 
2014-08-11 08:36:14 PM  
I'm going to drink another Beam and coke and see if I can fall off the back deck.

/In the name of research
 
2014-08-11 09:00:38 PM  
Vyvian?
 
2014-08-11 09:28:14 PM  
I have been on these commuter trains several times. The most notable moment was finding the bathroom locked and a worker telling me just to stick my dick out of the side and piss that way. That was the employee's actual suggestion.

/oh so drunk.
 
2014-08-11 09:43:16 PM  

zerkalo: StatelyGreekAutomaton: Yogimus: how does one "fall off" a train?

Like so: The Moscow Times reported that the event occurred on the "alcoholic train."

They are referencing a classic of alcoholic Soviet-era literature Moscow-Petushki events of which take place on that run. I still have to read that, lush that I am


Well sorry for not brushing up on my Soviet-era reading before posting to Fark. I thought drinking alone was sufficient.
 
2014-08-11 11:02:06 PM  
It's not gonna drink itself.
 
2014-08-12 02:39:28 AM  

StatelyGreekAutomaton: zerkalo: StatelyGreekAutomaton: Yogimus: how does one "fall off" a train?

Like so: The Moscow Times reported that the event occurred on the "alcoholic train."

They are referencing a classic of alcoholic Soviet-era literature Moscow-Petushki events of which take place on that run. I still have to read that, lush that I am

Well sorry for not brushing up on my Soviet-era reading before posting to Fark. I thought drinking alone was sufficient.


Most often it is. Or it always is. What was I saying?
 
2014-08-12 09:46:36 AM  
So, did they find the guy who fell off?  Is he dead, or hurt, or just really embarrassed?  wHAt tHe faRk hApPenEd tO tHe mAiN sUbJecT?
 
2014-08-12 12:54:20 PM  

Seraphym: So, did they find the guy who fell off?  Is he dead, or hurt, or just really embarrassed?  wHAt tHe faRk hApPenEd tO tHe mAiN sUbJecT?


He comes back as the winter soldier
 
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