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(Metro)   Google would like you to know there is a bit of a glitch in Maps, so do NOT search for "Skellow" until they've got it figured out (pics probably Not safe for work)   (metro.co.uk) divider line 25
    More: Weird, Google, Skellow, mining town, Doncaster  
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9473 clicks; posted to Geek » on 11 Aug 2014 at 5:46 PM (10 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-08-11 03:49:42 PM  
The best part about this becoming news is that a bunch of blogs picked up on it, so the Google spider now further associates "Skellow" with that dude, which exacerbates the problem.
 
2014-08-11 05:51:49 PM  

Gig103: The best part about this becoming news is that a bunch of blogs picked up on it, so the Google spider now further associates "Skellow" with that dude, which exacerbates the problem.


No, the BEST part is that TFA definitely had fun with this one, getting to use "cock up" and "erection" as kind of double entendres that also are exactly what they sound like at the same time.
 
2014-08-11 05:51:58 PM  
Crap, I clicked on that at work. Ah, well. I am sure whoever has nothing better to do than to snoop on employees got a kick out of it. That's pretty hilarious, and I imagine hanging something from your penis will be known as skellowing from here on.
 
2014-08-11 05:58:03 PM  
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_KMkKecThg

The Cowboy Way starring Woody Harrelson as a hat stand
1:30 mark.

/NSFW
 
2014-08-11 06:06:49 PM  

Dragonflew: and I imagine hanging something from your penis will be known as skellowing from here on.


"Sup girl. Just to let you know, I can straight up skellow a cast iron skillet."
 
2014-08-11 06:07:05 PM  
i62.tinypic.com
 
2014-08-11 06:09:27 PM  
Wait wait wait..

"The Skellow Competition! Who has the strongest cock on the block?!"

/why is this geek tab?
//isn't this normal main page weirdness?
 
2014-08-11 06:09:31 PM  
Dragonflew:  I imagine hanging something from your penis will be known as skellowing from here on.

As it is written, so it shall be done.
 
2014-08-11 06:19:17 PM  
Does anyone remember that picture on rotten dot com of the guy that was skellowing a parrot?
 
2014-08-11 06:19:21 PM  
OK, writing that down... "Don't... search... for... Skrillex." Got it.
 
2014-08-11 06:58:23 PM  
Man, I haven't watched Salad Fingers or Burnt Face Man in forever. Should probably do that one of these weeks.

/David Firth is the maker of both of those animation series, as hinted by his Twitter icon
 
2014-08-11 07:17:03 PM  
Been done on maps before

img.fark.net
 
2014-08-11 07:46:43 PM  

Argonreality: /David Firth is the maker of both of those animation series,


He is also a deeply disturbed person. My favorite is Ptikobj.
 
2014-08-11 09:08:25 PM  

Dragonflew: Crap, I clicked on that at work. Ah, well. I am sure whoever has nothing better to do than to snoop on employees got a kick out of it. That's pretty hilarious, and I imagine hanging something from your penis will be known as skellowing from here on.


Fun fact: unless you're working for a very small company with a sadistic CEO, most internet tracking systems are used to block employees from malware and the IT staff doesn't give a shiat if you look at pr0n as long as it doesn't download something dangerous onto your machine.

In 23 years in IT, I can think of exactly one time we had to use monitoring software to bust someone, and it was well after the fact.  The FBI showed up and told us an employee was downloading child porn, and they wanted us to use the software to catch him in the act. Otherwise we never would have known.  IT folks are busy.
 
2014-08-11 09:41:12 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org


/pick is a link for you listening and view pleasure.
 
2014-08-11 10:32:05 PM  

Lsherm: Dragonflew: Crap, I clicked on that at work. Ah, well. I am sure whoever has nothing better to do than to snoop on employees got a kick out of it. That's pretty hilarious, and I imagine hanging something from your penis will be known as skellowing from here on.

Fun fact: unless you're working for a very small company with a sadistic CEO, most internet tracking systems are used to block employees from malware and the IT staff doesn't give a shiat if you look at pr0n as long as it doesn't download something dangerous onto your machine.

In 23 years in IT, I can think of exactly one time we had to use monitoring software to bust someone, and it was well after the fact.  The FBI showed up and told us an employee was downloading child porn, and they wanted us to use the software to catch him in the act. Otherwise we never would have known.  IT folks are busy.


Agreed, the monitoring software is for the lawyers.
 
2014-08-11 10:46:02 PM  
FTFA: "But the erection didn't stay up for long."

Well done.
 
2014-08-12 09:02:48 AM  
Extra points for use of the word "turgid."
 
2014-08-12 09:03:48 AM  
Well you have to admit it's rather impressive
 
2014-08-12 09:44:54 AM  
The small mining town near Doncaster

More like Dongcaster, amirite?
 
2014-08-12 09:49:08 AM  
Turgid member.
Thats going into my reportoir
 
2014-08-12 10:51:34 AM  

Lsherm: Dragonflew: Crap, I clicked on that at work. Ah, well. I am sure whoever has nothing better to do than to snoop on employees got a kick out of it. That's pretty hilarious, and I imagine hanging something from your penis will be known as skellowing from here on.

Fun fact: unless you're working for a very small company with a sadistic CEO, most internet tracking systems are used to block employees from malware and the IT staff doesn't give a shiat if you look at pr0n as long as it doesn't download something dangerous onto your machine.

In 23 years in IT, I can think of exactly one time we had to use monitoring software to bust someone, and it was well after the fact.  The FBI showed up and told us an employee was downloading child porn, and they wanted us to use the software to catch him in the act. Otherwise we never would have known.  IT folks are busy.

 
seriously, I see all the web traffic in my office.  I don't care at all unless it's something really depraved, or it's something that has put a computer at risk.  When we go through a hiring session, I sometimes want to give out a list of safe adult sites just to keep these morans from using a work machine to torrent porn or get it from bad sites.  There's always one or two who don't know better.
 
2014-08-12 11:20:59 AM  

Mikey1969: No, the BEST part is that TFA definitely had fun with this one, getting to use "cock up" and "erection" as kind of double entendres that also are exactly what they sound like at the same time.


ah, the elusive "single-entendre"
 
2014-08-12 12:58:15 PM  
I find this hillarious! Sorry!
 
2014-08-12 05:02:43 PM  
Doncaster?
media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com
 
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