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2014-08-11 09:48:12 PM  
That's cool and all, but where do you start? Where do you end?

How do you know that you've solved the maze?
 
2014-08-11 11:01:12 PM  
Fark a corn maze, I can get pretty damn frustrated in one of those things.
 
2014-08-11 11:04:50 PM  
My bowels are kind of like a corn maze.
 
2014-08-11 11:06:23 PM  
That would be even cooler if there was Jesus riding on one of those dinosaurs.
 
2014-08-11 11:08:56 PM  
maplelanefarms2003.com
 
2014-08-11 11:08:59 PM  
WORST CORN MAZE EVER!!!

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2014-08-11 11:09:52 PM  
So these things are made by aliens, right?
 
2014-08-11 11:15:26 PM  
Is that a boat at the bottom-right?
 
2014-08-11 11:25:52 PM  
I zea way through the mays!

/poaceae
 
2014-08-11 11:26:25 PM  
Wow, that is really just... what's the word I'm looking for? A-- astonishing.

It's astonishing.
 
2014-08-11 11:27:41 PM  

Guilty_plea_bargain: That would be even cooler if there was Jesus riding on one of those dinosaurs.


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Noah's Ark closest I could find
 
2014-08-11 11:36:33 PM  
Can someone repost? I don't know what a facebook is but I don't want to enable scripts.
 
2014-08-11 11:36:57 PM  
 
2014-08-11 11:36:59 PM  
Is it just me or does the corn seem rather odd, perhaps digitally rendered? The shadows don't quite appear to match, either.

/something something pixels...
 
2014-08-11 11:37:15 PM  
World's Largest Corn Maze  53 acres last year.

You're given a map, because you'd never make it out alive otherwise. (OK, I guess you can cheat and walk directly through the corn, but that's no fun.)
 
2014-08-11 11:44:55 PM  
You know what I'd like to see? A "Children of the Corn" maze. Like a regular corn maze, only with more Malachi.
 
2014-08-12 12:09:52 AM  
Corn Times! Maize Days!
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Let's just go with "Corn Times."
 
2014-08-12 12:21:28 AM  

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Heh, heh.

 
2014-08-12 12:59:21 AM  
So what's the return-on-investments ratio for building a corn maze versus just raising a crop of corn? I would imagine the labor and time invested is higher with the maze, as well as the insurance costs for hosting something like that. Are the returns really worth it?

Or is this more of a labor-of-love, "fark it, what else we gonna do with that field anyway" kinda thing?
 
2014-08-12 01:16:25 AM  

PolyHatSnake: So what's the return-on-investments ratio for building a corn maze versus just raising a crop of corn? I would imagine the labor and time invested is higher with the maze, as well as the insurance costs for hosting something like that. Are the returns really worth it?

Or is this more of a labor-of-love, "fark it, what else we gonna do with that field anyway" kinda thing?


I may be wrong, but can't you still harvest the corn? (My assumption is that it's "cow corn", and not "people corn")
 
2014-08-12 02:17:08 AM  
If you build it, they will get lost.
 
2014-08-12 03:28:36 AM  

CruJones: Fark a corn maze, I can get pretty damn frustrated in one of those things.


take a machette with you next time you go to a maze. Problem solved.
 
2014-08-12 04:38:15 AM  
It's easy to get to the centre of a corn maze...any child can do it.


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2014-08-12 05:22:05 AM  
This far in and it's not been said?!?
That's just AMAIZING...
 
2014-08-12 06:43:41 AM  
How the fark do they do that? GPS?
 
2014-08-12 07:03:02 AM  
api.ning.com
 
2014-08-12 09:31:31 AM  
Corn mazes are the most boring concept ever.
 
2014-08-12 10:15:23 AM  
Meh, I have seen better.... but you probably have never heard of them..
 
2014-08-12 10:15:44 AM  

Ker_Thwap: Corn mazes are the most boring concept ever.


Really?
And I supposed you factored in Curling, Golf, watching C-Span, Bird watching on the Salt-flats, and listening to a political debate on the social dynamics of feminism in the 17th century between Taylor Swift and Paris Hilton?
 
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