Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Express & Star)   Old man yells at Cowell   (expressandstar.com) divider line 7
    More: Amusing  
•       •       •

1604 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 11 Aug 2014 at 6:43 PM (41 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



7 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
2014-08-11 05:26:11 PM  
If you can't sing, can't play an instrument and don't write your own songs, how in the name of Elvis are you considered a music 'star'?

Tits.


And why not ask MTV if they ever get the feeling they've been cheating us all along?

Setting aside the fact that MTV hasn't been about music for decades, why do you think they, or any TV network for that matter, owe you a goddamn thing?
 
2014-08-11 05:55:01 PM  
Don't you love then artists disparaged by Cowell succeed?
 
2014-08-11 07:04:55 PM  
As ever, we're missing out, we're being conned and sold a soulless sanitised version of what music should be about.

Oh yes, it's so much worse today than when O-bla-di, O-bla da came out.

And, yes, it used to be about something.

No, it wasn't. Or, at least, it was no better than today.

I showed my kids (well, forced them to watch) a Sex Pistols documentary recently (on an arts channel, no less) and they were agog.

The music didn't interest them one iota.


Of course it didn't, because punk has always been f*cking terrible and unlistenable. Especially the Sex Pistols. I mean Jesus. The Sex Pistols? Really?
 
2014-08-11 07:15:26 PM  
Man, I miss writers who wrote paragraphs of more than one sentence.
 
2014-08-11 07:15:31 PM  
And what, pray tell, is his Fark handle?
 
2014-08-11 07:53:59 PM  
What a whiney cliche-ridden wanker.
 
2014-08-11 08:50:04 PM  
Dear Mr. Harrison

   There is this thing called the internet and it has sites such as YouTube and what not where all kinds of musicians can put their music without being involved with TV, record companies and the lot. Believe it or not there is lots of excellent music being made and distributed independently. This makes it a truly great time to be a musician and fan of music. Perhaps your not finding anything good to listen to because you're looking in the wrong f*cking places. Just sayin'.

Sincerely

NAR
 
Displayed 7 of 7 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
Advertisement
On Twitter





In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report