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(WWE)   For the Hulkster's birthday, he got Cena no-selling Lesnar's screams, Roman looking for revenge on Orton, and $9.99 worth of commentary. Now whatcha gonna do, when Hulkamania runs wild in the Silverdome, BROTHER. (8pm est, USA/WWE network)   (wwe.com) divider line 1726
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2014-08-11 11:04:35 AM  
Might be about time to update this again, I think.  Suggested updates are in bold, original list is on my profile for reference


Weekly RAW Checklist(or for watching fark burn)

originally created by ManofPa, Dougie AXP, and hundreddollarman



1) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza"
2) Karate Explosion, the weekly heel we deserve, asks why this isn't in the Entertainment tab
3) Roman and Ziggler are stalked by KellyKellyKelly, Jetskimoo, and TenorReaper
4) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
5) Bah Gawd King, that's the nPo's music!
6) MY CLIENT, BROCK LESNAR, READS FROM CUE CARDS
7) Ambrosenope.jpg

8) Because Fark you, that's why
9) [REDACTED]
10) The Great and Powerful ShiningWizard appears
11) Dolph Ziggler's guide to selling and athletic sex
12) Mizark Appreciation Time
13) Out of nowhere, it's VINTAGE ORTON!
14) Our stock is down?  Quick, to the Cena signal!
15) It's best-ah for this business-ah!
16) YOU BLOW OUT AN ELECTRIC LAMP!
17) Screw it, you aren't even reading this one. ARMBRA! (link it NSFW)
18) Once a PPV cycle, just like Taker....the "It's Me" pic returns
19) JFSP shows up late and gives a full recap; posts Cena (ultra-rare quality item)
20) This checklist item only cost $9.99
21) "Bobby, what's that?"  "No worries, Gorilla, that's just Tony making his 'meh' face"
22) Damien Sandow cosplay hour
23) BONUS: FWC member in the crowd and/or seen on TV
 
2014-08-11 11:47:41 AM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: 6) MY CLIENT, BROCK LESNAR, READS FROM CUE CARDS


I'm surprised he can read.

we really should have one for SW's diminutive stature...
 
2014-08-11 12:15:16 PM  
Hogan's showing up...?  Pass.
 
2014-08-11 01:34:53 PM  

ManateeGag: Grand_Moff_Joseph: 6) MY CLIENT, BROCK LESNAR, READS FROM CUE CARDS

I'm surprised he can read.

we really should have one for SW's diminutive stature...


Please no more SW stuff on any official fWc business. I already have FNB calling me out in random threads and the wiki just because I exist here.

I would actually like to see the Sandow one replace me at #10. I snorted!
 
2014-08-11 01:48:28 PM  

ShiningWizard: I already have FNB calling me out in random threads and the wiki just because I exist here.


I'm assuming not in a bad way, right?  FNB's not misbehaving, is he?  xD
 
2014-08-11 02:00:37 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: ShiningWizard: I already have FNB calling me out in random threads and the wiki just because I exist here.

I'm assuming not in a bad way, right?  FNB's not misbehaving, is he?  xD


No nothing out of line. FNB is better than that.

I'm just the symbol of all that is wrong with the group now I guess. I'd just rather not be a part of that discussion though
 
2014-08-11 02:04:19 PM  

ShiningWizard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: ShiningWizard: I already have FNB calling me out in random threads and the wiki just because I exist here.

I'm assuming not in a bad way, right?  FNB's not misbehaving, is he?  xD

No nothing out of line. FNB is better than that.

I'm just the symbol of all that is wrong with the group now I guess. I'd just rather not be a part of that discussion though


??  check your emails.
 
2014-08-11 02:37:28 PM  

ShiningWizard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: ShiningWizard: I already have FNB calling me out in random threads and the wiki just because I exist here.

I'm assuming not in a bad way, right?  FNB's not misbehaving, is he?  xD

No nothing out of line. FNB is better than that.

I'm just the symbol of all that is wrong with the group now I guess. I'd just rather not be a part of that discussion though


you are part of what's right about these threads and why I show up each week (among other members).
 
2014-08-11 03:02:49 PM  

ManateeGag: ShiningWizard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: ShiningWizard: I already have FNB calling me out in random threads and the wiki just because I exist here.

I'm assuming not in a bad way, right?  FNB's not misbehaving, is he?  xD

No nothing out of line. FNB is better than that.

I'm just the symbol of all that is wrong with the group now I guess. I'd just rather not be a part of that discussion though

you are part of what's right about these threads and why I show up each week (among other members).


Thanks dear. All you guys are the reason I am here every week too. Even when the show sucks the thread makes up for it. You can even make the case that a bad show makes for an even better thread, lulz

But don't get down on FNB anyone. I think he just wants to see a better product as we all would. There have been some decent shows here and there lately so I am hopeful for this week
 
2014-08-11 03:07:53 PM  

ShiningWizard: ManateeGag: ShiningWizard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: ShiningWizard: I already have FNB calling me out in random threads and the wiki just because I exist here.

I'm assuming not in a bad way, right?  FNB's not misbehaving, is he?  xD

No nothing out of line. FNB is better than that.

I'm just the symbol of all that is wrong with the group now I guess. I'd just rather not be a part of that discussion though

you are part of what's right about these threads and why I show up each week (among other members).

Thanks dear. All you guys are the reason I am here every week too. Even when the show sucks the thread makes up for it. You can even make the case that a bad show makes for an even better thread, lulz

But don't get down on FNB anyone. I think he just wants to see a better product as we all would. There have been some decent shows here and there lately so I am hopeful for this week


For me, the last couple of shows started pretty strong, then just petered out in the last hour.  I really didn't need the massive ego stroke that was the contract signing last week.  for it, it would have been better ending with Ambrose abusing the briefcase.
 
2014-08-11 03:23:04 PM  

ManateeGag: ShiningWizard: ManateeGag: ShiningWizard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: ShiningWizard: I already have FNB calling me out in random threads and the wiki just because I exist here.

I'm assuming not in a bad way, right?  FNB's not misbehaving, is he?  xD

No nothing out of line. FNB is better than that.

I'm just the symbol of all that is wrong with the group now I guess. I'd just rather not be a part of that discussion though

you are part of what's right about these threads and why I show up each week (among other members).

Thanks dear. All you guys are the reason I am here every week too. Even when the show sucks the thread makes up for it. You can even make the case that a bad show makes for an even better thread, lulz

But don't get down on FNB anyone. I think he just wants to see a better product as we all would. There have been some decent shows here and there lately so I am hopeful for this week

For me, the last couple of shows started pretty strong, then just petered out in the last hour.  I really didn't need the massive ego stroke that was the contract signing last week.  for it, it would have been better ending with Ambrose abusing the briefcase.


Yea it seems like the problem hasn't been decent matches or promo work but a problem with pacing all 3 hours correctly. Really that's been a problem from the beginning of the 3 hour format. When they get it right it's awesome but usually the good segments just come in spurts.

I have no problem with the Brie/Steph feud or the contract signing. I'm happy as all get out to see anything from the women's division getting such prominent airtime. But even I don't think it should have main evented. No contract signing ever should but least of all one that doesn't involve the world title or for any divas match.

Still, I am hopeful for tonight. Even if it's just wishful thinking
 
2014-08-11 03:25:33 PM  

ShiningWizard: But don't get down on FNB anyone


FNB is good people, and I think we're all on the same page as to wanting better shows overall.  The last few weeks have had their moments, but not very many of them, imo.

But, a big PPV is coming, so hopefully, this go-home show is good.
 
2014-08-11 03:26:42 PM  

ShiningWizard: Still, I am hopeful for tonight. Even if it's just wishful thinking


Hoping isn't enough.  You have to BOlieve.  ;)
 
2014-08-11 03:38:14 PM  

ShiningWizard: But even I don't think it should have main evented.


this was my problem as well.  Making that the last thing of the night just flattened the evening for me.  No contact signing, ever, ended with just a signature and a hand shake.  it's always some kind of attack.
 
2014-08-11 03:41:43 PM  

ShiningWizard: I'm just the symbol of all that is wrong with the group now I guess. I'd just rather not be a part of that discussion though


So no more short jokes? Okay, Tenor is short it is!
 
2014-08-11 03:46:35 PM  
So is the New Nation angle being scrapped? Sucks if it is. They almost made Kofi interesting.
 
2014-08-11 03:46:53 PM  
Also, only watching first hour, going to ASU today for...reasons.
 
2014-08-11 03:52:51 PM  
Any chance that Sandow does not interrupt the Hogan strokefest dressed ridiculously and gets beaten up by old farts?
 
2014-08-11 03:59:34 PM  
Gee, I wonder who they are going to have Cesaro job to tonight?
 
2014-08-11 04:05:29 PM  

Angela Lansbury's Merkin: Gee, I wonder who they are going to have Cesaro job to tonight?


Alberto Del Rio!  That would be a great match!
 
2014-08-11 04:11:29 PM  

eddievercetti: ShiningWizard: I'm just the symbol of all that is wrong with the group now I guess. I'd just rather not be a part of that discussion though

So no more short jokes? Okay, Tenor is short it is!


Well we are the same height. What's funny is upon hearing that she was also 5-zilch my first reaction was pride, YEAAAAAA TENOR! lulz
 
2014-08-11 04:23:03 PM  

ManateeGag: Angela Lansbury's Merkin: Gee, I wonder who they are going to have Cesaro job to tonight?

Alberto Del Rio!  That would be a great match!


Hey, what's Prince Alberto doing in the Impact Zone?  And why does he have a can?
 
2014-08-11 04:25:10 PM  

ShiningWizard: eddievercetti: ShiningWizard: I'm just the symbol of all that is wrong with the group now I guess. I'd just rather not be a part of that discussion though

So no more short jokes? Okay, Tenor is short it is!

Well we are the same height. What's funny is upon hearing that she was also 5-zilch my first reaction was pride, YEAAAAAA TENOR! lulz


Did you guys hear something? I swear someone was talking to me...*looks down* oh hi Wiz!

poppybarley.com
 
2014-08-11 05:42:45 PM  
Happy Birthday to BRAH!
Happy Birthday to JACK!
Happy Birthday dear BROTHER!
Happy Birthday to DUDE!

i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-11 06:02:12 PM  
Bee the dub...

I have taken it upon myself to start a fantasy football league. The Fark Wrestling Football League is open to anyone who participates in these threads. Go here to sign up. Our draft will be on August 30th at 3pm Eastern, so come join in the fun!
 
2014-08-11 06:03:27 PM  
ARMBAR!

/one post late
 
2014-08-11 06:09:37 PM  
OMG...HOGAN IS THE FOURTH MAN!

pbs.twimg.com
 
2014-08-11 06:10:26 PM  
Context, from B/R:

PWInsider's Mike Johnson reports that "the show will feature the first Raw appearance since 2002 for Scott Hall, who has been booked to appear alongside Kevin Nash this Monday." The report notes that Paul Orndorff, Jimmy Hart and Ric Flair will be at Monday's Raw as well.
 
2014-08-11 06:37:21 PM  

clintster: Fark Wrestling


Getting error message.
 
2014-08-11 07:06:45 PM  

eddievercetti: clintster: Fark Wrestling

Getting error message.


Try this. Sorry, still new at this commissioner deal.
 
2014-08-11 07:12:57 PM  
And now I'm seeing this all over my FB feed. Goodnight, funnyman.
 
2014-08-11 07:17:47 PM  
Sup FWC? It's been a while? How you guys been? Been kind of busy myself. I'm trying to join the FWC fantasy football league. Once I remember my login info, I'll have that done. Might lurk in the thread sporadically. Have fun guys, even if it ends up from talking about something other than wrestling. :)

"... from the Harley Races, to the Barry Windhams... to the Ric Flairs..."

"Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"


i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-11 07:21:11 PM  

hundreddollarman: Sup FWC? It's been a while? How you guys been? Been kind of busy myself. I'm trying to join the FWC fantasy football league. Once I remember my login info, I'll have that done. Might lurk in the thread sporadically. Have fun guys, even if it ends up from talking about something other than wrestling. :)

"... from the Harley Races, to the Barry Windhams... to the Ric Flairs..."

"Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"

[i.imgur.com image 275x420]


If you're having trouble with my initial post link, try this.
 
2014-08-11 07:23:26 PM  
RIP Mrs. Doubtfire
 
2014-08-11 07:28:09 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: RIP Mrs. Doubtfire


I say if the topical thread goes to Hardcore Dunza territory no one here tries for it. I don't want to see a repeat of this weekend.
 
2014-08-11 07:31:11 PM  

clintster: Grand_Moff_Joseph: RIP Mrs. Doubtfire

I say if the topical thread goes to Hardcore Dunza territory no one here tries for it. I don't want to see a repeat of this weekend.


THIS
 
2014-08-11 07:31:51 PM  

clintster: Grand_Moff_Joseph: RIP Mrs. Doubtfire

I say if the topical thread goes to Hardcore Dunza territory no one here tries for it. I don't want to see a repeat of this weekend.


Agreed
 
2014-08-11 07:33:20 PM  

clintster: hundreddollarman: Sup FWC? It's been a while? How you guys been? Been kind of busy myself. I'm trying to join the FWC fantasy football league. Once I remember my login info, I'll have that done. Might lurk in the thread sporadically. Have fun guys, even if it ends up from talking about something other than wrestling. :)

"... from the Harley Races, to the Barry Windhams... to the Ric Flairs..."

"Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"

[i.imgur.com image 275x420]

If you're having trouble with my initial post link, try this.


I'm signed up and good to go. My team name... eh... I could be more original. :P
 
2014-08-11 07:33:28 PM  

Rwa2play: Hogan's showing up...?  Pass.


..but it's his birthday :(

you're mean.
 
2014-08-11 07:35:43 PM  
fbcdn-photos-h-a.akamaihd.net

On a side note, my nephew Hunter (here forward known as Baby Trips) was born last night.
 
2014-08-11 07:36:48 PM  
I see a post upthread, but I"ve been gone for a week. If you want to double dip in fantasy football, I knocked out the dead teams. There are 6 spots left in our big 20 team league of Drew's Fantasy Talents. You do have to draft individual players and there are some new positions this year along with a lot of stats: Link
 
2014-08-11 07:37:12 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: So is the New Nation angle being scrapped? Sucks if it is. They almost made Kofi interesting.


It's what I'm hearing (and the reasoning I'm hearing is "creative couldn't figure out how to make it work in the PG era"), and if so I'm severely disappointed.
 
2014-08-11 07:38:29 PM  

ShiningWizard: ManateeGag: Grand_Moff_Joseph: 6) MY CLIENT, BROCK LESNAR, READS FROM CUE CARDS

I'm surprised he can read.

we really should have one for SW's diminutive stature...

Please no more SW stuff on any official fWc business. I already have FNB calling me out in random threads and the wiki just because I exist here.

I would actually like to see the Sandow one replace me at #10. I snorted!


Fine. We change it to: The Great & Powerfully tiny ShiningWizard appears? She ain't going nowhere and having one for her and one for the other "reguar" girls in the thread seems appropriate. Still got the NPO's music in there, and Karate Explosion. All good.

/ARMBAR
 
2014-08-11 07:38:32 PM  

hundreddollarman: clintster: hundreddollarman: Sup FWC? It's been a while? How you guys been? Been kind of busy myself. I'm trying to join the FWC fantasy football league. Once I remember my login info, I'll have that done. Might lurk in the thread sporadically. Have fun guys, even if it ends up from talking about something other than wrestling. :)

"... from the Harley Races, to the Barry Windhams... to the Ric Flairs..."

"Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"

[i.imgur.com image 275x420]

If you're having trouble with my initial post link, try this.

I'm signed up and good to go. My team name... eh... I could be more original. :P


Never mind that shiat.
 
2014-08-11 07:38:34 PM  
Hey folks!

/rip robin williams
 
2014-08-11 07:38:37 PM  

clintster: Grand_Moff_Joseph: RIP Mrs. Doubtfire

I say if the topical thread goes to Hardcore Dunza territory no one here tries for it. I don't want to see a repeat of this weekend.


Which brings us to me

I know, I'm the black sheep right now but a dunza is a dunza and I'm keeping what is now the most controversial hardcore dunza of all time, oh and if the RW thread goes, I'll be gunning for it.

Anyways, happy birthday to the GOAT, I'm looking forward to the NWO reunion, You guys keep griping about how much you'll hate it while clamoring for that bore del rio to come back
 
2014-08-11 07:39:04 PM  
regular
 
2014-08-11 07:39:38 PM  
The lead-in show will probably suck.

There appears to be potential fWc drama from the TFer's?

Robin Williams is dead.

I just finished a longer-than-usual work day and I have a terribly filthy apartment.

I don't know how much I'll be involved in the thread tonight, but I may peek in a bit. It'll cost ya 9.99, but still.

Good luck on the belts, everyone. Just not feelin' it right now... maybe I'm hungry or something.
 
2014-08-11 07:41:08 PM  

clintster: Grand_Moff_Joseph: RIP Mrs. Doubtfire

I say if the topical thread goes to Hardcore Dunza territory no one here tries for it. I don't want to see a repeat of this weekend.


Just guessing that the NASCAR folks didn't take kindly to a hardcore contest Saturday?

RIP Mork
 
2014-08-11 07:41:18 PM  

TheManofPA: I see a post upthread, but I"ve been gone for a week. If you want to double dip in fantasy football, I knocked out the dead teams. There are 6 spots left in our big 20 team league of Drew's Fantasy Talents. You do have to draft individual players and there are some new positions this year along with a lot of stats: Link


If you have a space available I am in...
 
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