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(BBC)   Scotland tries to save rare natterjack toads. What's a natterjack? Nothing, and don't call me Jack   ( divider line
    More: Strange, Scotland, loss of habitat  
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2014-08-11 12:38:58 PM  
Ok, I chuckled at subby's silly humor.

2014-08-11 02:02:07 PM  
Save the camel-toads!
2014-08-11 02:05:26 PM  
I am Jack's complete lack of response.
2014-08-11 02:08:11 PM  
Buy me some peanuts and natterjack.
2014-08-11 02:13:52 PM  

JoieD'Zen: Ok, I chuckled at subby's silly humor.


38 approved headlines in 39 weeks? Impressive!
2014-08-11 02:15:02 PM  

JoieD'Zen: Ok, I chuckled at subby's silly humor.


Me too
2014-08-11 02:16:56 PM  
As a descendent of the great Scots, I can tell you with confidence that bagpipes and kilts are destroying the natterjack and its habitat.  So please. for the love of God - like, right now and forever and ever, stop playing bagpipes and wearing kilts.  It looks ridiculous and sounds terrible.  Yes, even when firemen die; It only makes their deaths less bearable.  Like, I watch the news and I hear the tragic news of a hero fallen but then immediately blurt out "Jesus H F*cking Christmas why must I foreshadow my own torture, for in mere days the local news shall lead in with that treacherous sound and alert us to the funeral of a great person?"  Then the following shot: a closeup of the widow and small children:  are they in tears because of their losses, or is it that a man had the audacity to wear a skirt to her husband's burial?  For shame, Scotland.  Toads and funerals suffer in your wake.
2014-08-11 02:18:51 PM  
I read this as "natterjack ROADS" and was mildly confused.
2014-08-11 02:21:40 PM  
Ok, can you lick them and get high?
2014-08-11 03:07:51 PM
2014-08-11 03:28:21 PM  
Well, I guess deadly Natters are less dangerous than Nightfuries...

2014-08-11 04:04:14 PM  
The natterjack toad is characterized by a yellow stripe down the middle of its back.

Their habit of lying in the middle of the road does not help their survival chances.

One of these two statements is false.

Ha! ha! It's the last one because there are not, in fact, two statements.
2014-08-11 04:18:19 PM  

ObscureNameHere: Well, I guess deadly Natters are less dangerous than Nightfuries...


Yeah, and I'd guess a Natterjack is what you use when your Deadly Natter has a flat.
2014-08-11 06:06:59 PM  
I nearly LOLed.  Good job, submittermeister.
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