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(Gawker)   Cronut inventor Dominique Ansel makes a new culinary abomination, the pretzel-covered lobster tail. And it looks like a penis   (gawker.com) divider line 38
    More: Silly, Dominique Ansel, New York City  
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5339 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Aug 2014 at 2:21 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-08-11 11:44:27 AM  
weirdest boner.
 
2014-08-11 12:10:09 PM  
Maybe it looks like YOUR penis, Aquaman.
 
2014-08-11 12:28:44 PM  
I don't know what penises you have been eating subby...
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-08-11 12:42:28 PM  
Does it taste like one?
 
2014-08-11 12:43:55 PM  
Um....

You know how I know you didn't really read the article, submitter?

It is stuffed with peanut butter, not lobster.

/Some people might still need an epi pen afterwards, though.
 
2014-08-11 01:49:06 PM  
"The only dissenting colleague said, 'It reminds me of the head of a pharaoh.'"

The "Pharoah" is actually what he calls his penis.
 
2014-08-11 02:24:25 PM  
You said "Penis".
 
2014-08-11 02:24:39 PM  
You might want to go to the doctor subby. You've caught lobster dick.
 
2014-08-11 02:25:43 PM  
That might be a waste of a lobster tail, but a good crab pretzel is awesome.
 
2014-08-11 02:25:49 PM  
It DOES look like my penis, if I were farking a lobster.
 
2014-08-11 02:27:50 PM  
Subby should be seen by a urologist. IMMEDIATELY!
 
2014-08-11 02:28:06 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-11 02:28:20 PM  
My penis is not a pretzel, at least not a soft pretzel.
 
2014-08-11 02:28:44 PM  
Cock-shaped confectionery causes citywide confusion
 
2014-08-11 02:29:11 PM  
www.docmagi.com

Sometimes a pretzel covered lobster tail is just a pretzel covered lobster tail, subby.
 
2014-08-11 02:29:15 PM  
For the first time in my adult lifetime, I'm proud of my country.
 
2014-08-11 02:30:57 PM  
If you like salt and mustard on your penis, go for it.
 
2014-08-11 02:31:22 PM  
That's what a penis is supposed to look like?

Mine is horribly misshapen, then, because it's longer and has a mushroom-like end on it, and I only have two testicles, instead of three.

I feel ashamed to admit that. No wonder women gasp when they see it.
 
2014-08-11 02:31:55 PM  
Why do all chefs today seem to be the culinary equivalent of the five-year-old who wants to be an astronaut-fireman-race car driver when he wants to grow up? I want my pretzel to be a pretzel, my lobster to be a lobster, and my penis to be a penis. They don't need to be mixed up.
 
2014-08-11 02:34:25 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-11 02:38:56 PM  

Munchkin City Coroner: [www.docmagi.com image 200x300]

Sometimes a pretzel covered lobster tail is just a pretzel covered lobster tail, subby.


Some people just naturally crave the dick and see them in just about everything. What can you do?
 
2014-08-11 02:42:04 PM  
/stupid article is stupid

//stupid submitter is stupid
 
2014-08-11 02:44:05 PM  

vpb: Does it taste like one?


Salty, fishy, slightly yeasty...
 
2014-08-11 02:44:13 PM  

Munchkin City Coroner: [www.docmagi.com image 200x300]

Sometimes a pretzel covered lobster tail is just a pretzel covered lobster tail, subby.


unless it's a lobster tail shaped pretzel stuffed with peanut butter.
 
2014-08-11 02:47:22 PM  

Wellon Dowd: Why do all chefs today seem to be the culinary equivalent of the five-year-old who wants to be an astronaut-fireman-race car driver when he wants to grow up? I want my pretzel to be a pretzel, my lobster to be a lobster, and my penis to be a penis. They don't need to be mixed up.


Damn right. I prefer my misshapen 3-testicle penises to be actual penises. And they're better fried in batter than pretzel coated anyway.
 
2014-08-11 02:48:24 PM  
Doesn't sound appealing. Peanut butter is already salty, which is why it works when paired with sweet things like brownies.

Now, if these pretzel lobster tail thingamajigs had chocoate filling, I'd be all over that.
 
2014-08-11 02:54:27 PM  
Peanut butter filled?   I wanted one--didn't know death was lurking inside.

/wants a lobster stuffed into large pretzel rolls
 
2014-08-11 02:58:41 PM  
Bring us your finest food, stuffed with your second-finest.
 
2014-08-11 03:36:29 PM  
Looks like a dried turd on a plate.
 
2014-08-11 03:56:56 PM  
Not like MY penis it doesn't!
 
2014-08-11 04:23:59 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-11 04:25:36 PM  
Before I RTFA, I jokingly thought "Hmm, I wonder if this is going to show up at Jack in the Box like the cronut did." Then I saw the pics. I can't wait to see the Jack in the Box ads for these.
 
2014-08-11 05:17:17 PM  

Ihaveanevilparrot: Wellon Dowd: Why do all chefs today seem to be the culinary equivalent of the five-year-old who wants to be an astronaut-fireman-race car driver when he wants to grow up? I want my pretzel to be a pretzel, my lobster to be a lobster, and my penis to be a penis. They don't need to be mixed up.

Damn right. I prefer my misshapen 3-testicle penises to be actual penises. And they're better fried in batter than pretzel coated anyway.


clapping
 
2014-08-11 08:21:20 PM  

uncleacid: If you like salt and mustard on your penis, go for it.


I know the dog does.
 
2014-08-12 12:27:52 AM  
Of course it does. Because everything must penis.
 
2014-08-12 09:00:50 AM  

Wellon Dowd: Why do all chefs today seem to be the culinary equivalent of the five-year-old who wants to be an astronaut-fireman-race car driver when he wants to grow up? I want my pretzel to be a pretzel, my lobster to be a lobster, and my penis to be a penis. They don't need to be mixed up.


I know this is Fark and all but you might want to RTA
 
2014-08-12 10:36:47 AM  
I think Monsieur Ansel has way too much free time.
 
2014-08-12 12:32:12 PM  
No.
 
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