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(The Local)   What do JFK, Colonel Gaddafi and Marlon Brando have in common?   (thelocal.fr) divider line 84
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2014-08-11 08:59:10 AM  
None of them have been in my kitchen.
 
2014-08-11 09:09:47 AM  
They have never seen Guardians of the Galaxy?
 
2014-08-11 09:18:06 AM  
They have all been to the White House?
 
2014-08-11 09:18:22 AM  
They all banged Shirley McClaine.
 
2014-08-11 09:18:41 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-08-11 09:19:34 AM  
There's a picture of Brando fondling a pussy so it has to be true.
 
2014-08-11 09:19:37 AM  
They all banged Mrs Peacock in the study?
 
2014-08-11 09:20:39 AM  
The reminiscences of a nonagenarian former brothel-keeper, you say? Well, if you can't trust information like that, you can't trust anything.
 
2014-08-11 09:20:40 AM  

advex101: They have all been to the White House?


I read that as Wafflehouse at first. Guess my brain is scattered smothered and covered this morning.
 
2014-08-11 09:20:46 AM  
They are all pushing up wheat for the poor?
 
2014-08-11 09:20:52 AM  
Funny accents.
 
2014-08-11 09:21:17 AM  
All members of Skull & Bones?

I'm thinking this is total BS. Bring whores to the President? Yes. The President go to a whore house? No.
 
2014-08-11 09:22:19 AM  
A plastic surgeon and a common street address about 30 miles outside Toledo where the CIA has stashed them?
 
2014-08-11 09:22:54 AM  

Sudlow: The President go to a whore house?


The people called Presidentes, they go the whore house?
 
2014-08-11 09:24:15 AM  

Vacation Bible School: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x225]


I knew someone would beat me to it.
 
2014-08-11 09:25:03 AM  
Secretly, none of them knew how to read?
 
2014-08-11 09:25:13 AM  
Addison's Disease?
 
2014-08-11 09:27:53 AM  
all secretly addicted to Neeco wafers
 
2014-08-11 09:28:28 AM  
none of them left a good-looking body when they died.
 
2014-08-11 09:28:31 AM  
At the same time?
 
2014-08-11 09:30:25 AM  
According to Claude ex-US president JFK was a regular client and once asked for a prostitute who looked like his wife Jackie "but hot".

What I'm picturing.

letsgetthrifty.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-08-11 09:30:45 AM  
Lemon parties?
 
2014-08-11 09:31:57 AM  
The madam wouldn't lie to me again would she?  I thought when you are rich and famous the whorehouse comes to  you.
 
2014-08-11 09:32:40 AM  
Herpes?
 
2014-08-11 09:34:08 AM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Secretly, none of them knew how to read?


Also seen at the brothel:

www.fatpickled.com
 
2014-08-11 09:37:45 AM  
marshallmatlock.com

"I want a girl who looks like my wife, but hot."

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                                     "Well? What do you think?"



marshallmatlock.com

"I said HOT, not HAT.  Why do you keep bringing me b*tches with hats on?
Can't you understand English?  HOT."


img.tvmag.lefigaro.fr

So...Hat or no hat?


3ddemocracy.files.wordpress.com

"Son of a b*tch, can you just call my driver in here?"
 
2014-08-11 09:38:31 AM  
Dr. Max "Feelgood" Jacobson?

/He hooked the following on amphetamines:

President Harry S. Truman    
J. Edgar Hoover
Richard M. Nixon              
Rod Serling
President John F. Kennedy   
Jacqueline Kennedy           
Spiro Agnew
Sir Winston Churchill           
Cecil B DeMille   
Robert Goulet
Marlene Dietrich
Elizabeth Taylor
Doris Shapiro
Eddie Fisher*  
Truman Capote   
Bette Davis
Eartha Kitt
Maurice Chevalier
Ludwig Bemelmans
Mike Nichols
Gertrude Lawrence
Burt Bacharach
Sheilah Graham
Margaret Leighton
Rita Moreno
Frank Sinatra   
Tennessee Williams    
Paul Lynde
Alan Jay Lerner        
Howard Cosell   
Mike Todd
Hermine Gingold      
 Jose Ferrer
Anais Nin    
Henry & June Miller  
Andy Warhol
Yul Brynner    
Arlene Francis
Johnny Mathis
Martin Gabel     
Franchot Tone
Igor Goran
Rosemary Clooney
Nelson Rockefeller
Burgess Meredith  
Ronny Graham    
Roy Cohn       
Marilyn Monroe    
Josh Logan         
Hedy LeMarr  
Edward G. Robinson    
Emilio Pucci    
Billy Wilder*
Leontyne Price
 
2014-08-11 09:38:44 AM  
Hello. I am with the State Department and I am here to go over the President's up coming visit. To the itinerary. The President will arrive via the side door. Prior to his visit, all ladies will be classified A, B, C, or D Grade by a special team from the State Department. D grade ladies do not have to be on the property during the President's visit.

At his arrival at the side door, only Grade A ladies may make initial contact with him. This will be an informal meet and greet. Everything should stay on and no effort should be made to entice the President's future decisions. During this time, the President will make several indication as to which ladies will continue to meet with him. These ladies should remove themselves and prepare for the evening's meetings.

We will occupy the second floor during his visit. There will be one room converted in to Command and Control. Another will provide medical support if need and a third will be a staging area. The President will occupy the Grand Master Suite and there will be controlled access at all times.

You will provide meals for the entire staff, the snipers on the roof will rotate down for off hour meals and medical staff may require access to the kitchen at all hours.

When the president is done with his 'meetings' or all Grade A, B, and C ladies have been met and vetted, he will leave via the side exit. We will then break down our operations, pay up, tip accordingly and leave.

Finally, if anyone with a deep voice named Jackie calls, you have not seen the President and you have no idea why someone would call here and ask for him.

Thank you for your cooperation.
 
2014-08-11 09:40:53 AM  

BitwiseShift: There's a picture of Brando fondling a pussy so it has to be true.



img.fark.net

Bring the buttah...

blog.chron.com
 
2014-08-11 09:41:06 AM  
According to Claude ex-US president JFK was a regular client and once asked for a prostitute who looked like his wife Jackie "but hot".


Ladies and gentlemen, please rise for the stone-coldest pimp ever to occupy the Oval Office, our Playah-in-Chief, John "Do not give a FARK" Kennedy


/If that remark ever got back to Jackie, I think we have a brand new prime suspect in his assassination
 
2014-08-11 09:41:48 AM  

WinoRhino: Vacation Bible School: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x225]

I knew someone would beat me to it.


Forgive my ignorance. What's the story behind the pic?
 
2014-08-11 09:47:07 AM  
Well, they are all dead, or at least their careers are
 
2014-08-11 09:48:16 AM  
Who are three people who've never been in my kitchen?
 
2014-08-11 09:48:26 AM  

Mentalenemasquad: WinoRhino: Vacation Bible School: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x225]

I knew someone would beat me to it.

Forgive my ignorance. What's the story behind the pic?


Mike Myers in So I Married an Axe Murderer. On mobile so hard to YouTube it from here.

/If it's not Scottish, it's crap.
 
2014-08-11 09:49:24 AM  
They all patronized a common establishment?
 
2014-08-11 09:52:49 AM  
They all died with a knife in their backside?
 
2014-08-11 09:53:01 AM  

Unobtanium: Mentalenemasquad: WinoRhino: Vacation Bible School: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 400x225]

I knew someone would beat me to it.

Forgive my ignorance. What's the story behind the pic?

Mike Myers in So I Married an Axe Murderer. On mobile so hard to YouTube it from here.

/If it's not Scottish, it's crap.


Here's the scene
 
2014-08-11 09:53:05 AM  
They had their way with subby's mom?
 
2014-08-11 09:54:03 AM  
All of them did fantastic Truman Capote impersonations?
 
2014-08-11 09:56:33 AM  
Benghazi?
 
2014-08-11 09:58:14 AM  
damn, I guessed that all 3 had nailed M. Monroe
 
2014-08-11 09:58:39 AM  

dittybopper: None of them have been in my kitchen.


Cliff approves.
 
2014-08-11 09:58:42 AM  

dittybopper: None of them have been in my kitchen.


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-08-11 09:59:13 AM  
FTFA: According to Claude ex-US president JFK was a regular client and once asked for a prostitute who looked like his wife Jackie "but hot".

Then LBJ came in and said, "I want the same thing; a prostitute who looks like his wife, but hot."
 
2014-08-11 10:00:53 AM  

dittybopper: None of them have been in my kitchen.


damnm, done in one

kuddos to you
 
2014-08-11 10:02:11 AM  

cgraves67: FTFA: According to Claude ex-US president JFK was a regular client and once asked for a prostitute who looked like his wife Jackie "but hot".

Then LBJ came in and said, "I want the same thing; a prostitute who looks like his wife, but hot."


media0.giphy.com
 
2014-08-11 10:02:16 AM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: Dr. Max "Feelgood" Jacobson?

/He hooked the following on amphetamines:

President Harry S. Truman    
J. Edgar Hoover
Richard M. Nixon              
Rod Serling
President John F. Kennedy   
Jacqueline Kennedy           
Spiro Agnew
Sir Winston Churchill           
Cecil B DeMille   
Robert Goulet
Marlene Dietrich
Elizabeth Taylor
Doris Shapiro
Eddie Fisher*  
Truman Capote   
Bette Davis
Eartha Kitt
Maurice Chevalier
Ludwig Bemelmans
Mike Nichols
Gertrude Lawrence
Burt Bacharach
Sheilah Graham
Margaret Leighton
Rita Moreno
Frank Sinatra   
Tennessee Williams    
Paul Lynde
Alan Jay Lerner        
Howard Cosell   
Mike Todd
Hermine Gingold      
 Jose Ferrer
Anais Nin    
Henry & June Miller  
Andy Warhol
Yul Brynner    
Arlene Francis
Johnny Mathis
Martin Gabel     
Franchot Tone
Igor Goran
Rosemary Clooney
Nelson Rockefeller
Burgess Meredith  
Ronny Graham    
Roy Cohn       
Marilyn Monroe    
Josh Logan         
Hedy LeMarr  
Edward G. Robinson    
Emilio Pucci    
Billy Wilder*
Leontyne Price


asterisk explanation please
 
2014-08-11 10:03:35 AM  
Awesome hair. The answer is awesome hair.
 
2014-08-11 10:04:03 AM  

Mudd's woman: Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: Dr. Max "Feelgood" Jacobson?

/He hooked the following on amphetamines:

President Harry S. Truman    
J. Edgar Hoover
Richard M. Nixon              
Rod Serling
President John F. Kennedy   
Jacqueline Kennedy           
Spiro Agnew
Sir Winston Churchill           
Cecil B DeMille   
Robert Goulet
Marlene Dietrich
Elizabeth Taylor
Doris Shapiro
Eddie Fisher*  
Truman Capote   
Bette Davis
Eartha Kitt
Maurice Chevalier
Ludwig Bemelmans
Mike Nichols
Gertrude Lawrence
Burt Bacharach
Sheilah Graham
Margaret Leighton
Rita Moreno
Frank Sinatra   
Tennessee Williams    
Paul Lynde
Alan Jay Lerner        
Howard Cosell   
Mike Todd
Hermine Gingold      
 Jose Ferrer
Anais Nin    
Henry & June Miller  
Andy Warhol
Yul Brynner    
Arlene Francis
Johnny Mathis
Martin Gabel     
Franchot Tone
Igor Goran
Rosemary Clooney
Nelson Rockefeller
Burgess Meredith  
Ronny Graham    
Roy Cohn       
Marilyn Monroe    
Josh Logan         
Hedy LeMarr  
Edward G. Robinson    
Emilio Pucci    
Billy Wilder*
Leontyne Price

asterisk explanation please


The list came from a book about Dr. Feelgood. The asterisk marks those names who were interviewed by the author.
 
2014-08-11 10:05:46 AM  
JFK was Moe Howard, Khadafi was Larry Fine and Brando was Curly Howard.
 
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