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(BBC-US)   "That's my boy," said father after his son: A) Hit his first home run, B) Was accepted to Harvard, or C) Held aloft a severed human head   (bbc.com) divider line 63
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2014-08-11 09:29:55 AM  
And yet the terrorists responsible for this atrocity are still allowed to operate in the US with impunity:

www.sonypictures.com
 
2014-08-11 09:41:55 AM  
"Harvard? What, you couldn't get into a good school?"
 
2014-08-11 10:00:40 AM  
i.imgur.com

Harry Hamlin holds aloft an (admittedly former) human head and everyone cheers and applauds. Now we're supposed to be all "tut-tut-tut" about it? Double-standards much Submitter?
 
2014-08-11 10:15:12 AM  
"That's my boy.  I knew he'd go right to the head of the class."
 
2014-08-11 10:17:06 AM  
Does anyone RTFA anymore? It was a caption and subbtard needs to stop subbbing. Deplorable trollbait.
 
2014-08-11 10:17:58 AM  
Really subby, it's perfectly normal to give severed heads to children in their culture. Stop forcing your puritanical western values upon them.
 
2014-08-11 10:18:43 AM  

Diogenes: And yet the terrorists responsible for this atrocity are still allowed to operate in the US with impunity:


annnnnd we're done here
 
2014-08-11 10:19:45 AM  
You know what they say: the family that slays together stays together
 
2014-08-11 10:20:22 AM  
 
2014-08-11 10:21:56 AM  
These people are farking savages and that will never change. Can't we just farking end it already?

previous.presstv.ir
 
2014-08-11 10:23:09 AM  
All depends on who's head it was, I suppose.
 
2014-08-11 10:23:57 AM  

The_Original_Roxtar: Really subby, it's perfectly normal to give severed heads to children in their culture. Stop forcing your puritanical western values upon them.


It's also normal to fark a sheep in Virginia. Does not make it any less sick.
 
2014-08-11 10:24:02 AM  
So disappointed that there was no story about Harvard and Futurama and baseball.

www.solarvps.com
 
2014-08-11 10:26:55 AM  

Somacandra: [i.imgur.com image 300x179]

Harry Hamlin holds aloft an (admittedly former) human head and everyone cheers and applauds. Now we're supposed to be all "tut-tut-tut" about it? Double-standards much Submitter?


I watch a lot of fighty-sports, like MMA. I know it's an arena for knuckleheads but the number of fighters who not only do the 'throat slash' / 'behead' gesture...
img.fark.netcdn.bleacherreport.netencrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

mmaboxing.ru..and thank 'Jesus' or God, is intriguing to me.
 
2014-08-11 10:29:01 AM  
Well sure! What father doesn't want to see his child get a head in life?
 
2014-08-11 10:29:13 AM  
They grow up so fast.
 
2014-08-11 10:32:17 AM  
Let me just knock out the low hanging fruit here:

Religion of Peace
Game of Thrones/Futurama references
"Need to bring this kid to the White House"
Nuke it from Orbit
Game Over, Man
If Obama had a son, he'd look like Browny McHeadholder

Phew, now that that is out of the way, no matter what you do this is going to happen, the only difference is how much money do you spend and American lives you put in danger in the interim. 'nuff problems at home, not one more $/life.
 
2014-08-11 10:33:45 AM  
FTA:  Last week, Australia announced laws that would restrict its citizens from travelling to certain countries, in a bid to prevent radicalised nationals fighting with extremist groups overseas.

Sorry, teabaggers. No Australian support for you.
 
2014-08-11 10:38:46 AM  

cubic_spleen: FTA:  Last week, Australia announced laws that would restrict its citizens from travelling to certain countries, in a bid to prevent radicalised nationals fighting with extremist groups overseas.

Sorry, teabaggers. No Australian support for you.


Like the Tea party people want people who can't supply their own weapons.
 
2014-08-11 10:39:47 AM  
Can't he hit a home-run with a severed head to get a baseball scholarship to Harvard?
 
2014-08-11 10:42:42 AM  

jaybeezey: cubic_spleen: FTA:  Last week, Australia announced laws that would restrict its citizens from travelling to certain countries, in a bid to prevent radicalised nationals fighting with extremist groups overseas.

Sorry, teabaggers. No Australian support for you.

Like the Tea party people want people who can't supply their own weapons.


Boomerangs, man. The Tea Party would be unstoppable. They'd never run out of ammunition.
 
2014-08-11 10:49:29 AM  

abhorrent1: These people are farking savages and that will never change. Can't we just farking end it already?


Yes, and you're such a classy and civilized gentleman for advocating genocide and nuclear holocaust. You do realize you're twice as savage as they are, right? You just got lucky where you were born.
 
2014-08-11 10:49:32 AM  

PirateKing: Well sure! What father doesn't want to see his child get a head in life?


i.imgur.com

Approves.
 
2014-08-11 10:54:54 AM  
I would think a kid wouldn't be a high enough level to acquire the "Critical Decapitation' perk yet.
 
2014-08-11 10:59:51 AM  

Dr Dreidel: MichiganFTL: Let me just knock out the low hanging fruit here:

Religion of Peace
Game of Thrones/Futurama references
"Need to bring this kid to the White House"
Nuke it from Orbit
Game Over, Man
If Obama had a son, he'd look like Browny McHeadholder

Phew, now that that is out of the way, no matter what you do this is going to happen, the only difference is how much money do you spend and American lives you put in danger in the interim. 'nuff problems at home, not one more $/life.

You forgot:
[www.moviequotesandmore.com image 330x183]


and
img1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-08-11 10:59:59 AM  
That's quite tame compared to what muslim jihadists are doing there.

There is the islamic convert or die! like in the good ol' days.
Families throwing their children from mountaintops so they won't be taken by ISIS.
Women and children buried alive, and of course hundreds of little girls kidnapped, many raped and killed.
 
2014-08-11 11:00:30 AM  
Well, he was certainly too small to prop up the body, so what do you expect?
 
2014-08-11 11:05:10 AM  
Starting to wonder if there are any actual Syrians or Iraqis in IS(IS).  I know that most of them are from out of country but haven't seen a full break down.
 
2014-08-11 11:05:57 AM  
Pfft, they probably just tell the kids there's candy inside.  It'd work on your kids, too.
 
2014-08-11 11:08:30 AM  

abhorrent1: These people are farking savages and that will never change. Can't we just farking end it already?

[previous.presstv.ir image 600x360]


Having lived with several Australians I find this to be an entirely sensible suggestion.
 
2014-08-11 11:10:55 AM  

Mentalpatient87: abhorrent1: These people are farking savages and that will never change. Can't we just farking end it already?

Yes, and you're such a classy and civilized gentleman for advocating genocide and nuclear holocaust. You do realize you're twice as savage as they are, right? You just got lucky where you were born.


What do you expect us to use man, harsh language?
 
2014-08-11 11:13:31 AM  
"That's my boy", said father after his son: A) Hit his first home run. B) Was accepted to Harvard. C) Held aloft a severed human head

Well...since you used the [SICK] tag, I'm going to go with Harvard.
 
2014-08-11 11:14:08 AM  
B-B-But present day Christians are JUST AS BAD because they did the same stuff hundreds of years ago....
 
2014-08-11 11:16:56 AM  
I don't want to send troops back there, but I am glad we started sending drones again. Preferably I think they should have done it when ISIS first started this, but late is better than never I suppose.
 
2014-08-11 11:17:25 AM  

mark12A: B-B-But present day Christians are JUST AS BAD because they did the same stuff hundreds of years ago....


Yeah I can't remember the last time a Christian was responsible for a gruesome murder or two, or hundreds of thousands
 
2014-08-11 11:17:58 AM  
Heads are kind of heavy. It takes strength to lift one.

Alternate joke:
/First time his son got head, makes a dad proud.
 
2014-08-11 11:18:02 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-11 11:19:01 AM  
.. and our Southern border is wide open.
 
2014-08-11 11:20:58 AM  
We just need to fly over and drop a few hundred tons of machetes and let nature take it's course.
 
2014-08-11 11:21:28 AM  

Mentalpatient87: abhorrent1: These people are farking savages and that will never change. Can't we just farking end it already?

Yes, and you're such a classy and civilized gentleman for advocating genocide and nuclear holocaust. You do realize you're twice as savage as they are, right? You just got lucky where you were born.


Where you were born has nothing to do with it. I know several people from the Middle East that have embraced a non-violent way of life. Stop being so self-loathing and have a little pride in your civilization.

The question is how to handle those who have become this radicalized. When they are beheading bystanders just for sport, I think the only response that will have any impact is violence. Not reasoning them down from executing non-Sunnis they happen to come across
 
2014-08-11 11:27:18 AM  

Pumpernickel bread: Where you were born has nothing to do with it.


This was the moment I knew you aren't a terribly well-thought-out person.
 
2014-08-11 11:31:21 AM  

moothemagiccow: Yeah I can't remember the last time a Christian was responsible for a gruesome murder or two, or hundreds of thousands


upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-08-11 11:47:46 AM  
There he stands with a stands with a smiled and a severed head
His izaar stained all blood red, that's my boy
Well ISIS it spells holy jihad
So he's a Muslim cad, that's my boy
 
2014-08-11 11:48:43 AM  

abhorrent1: These people are farking savages and that will never change. Can't we just farking end it already?

[previous.presstv.ir image 600x360]


"These people?"  The guy is an Australian citizen.  I mean I'm all for making the Aussies earn their keep as much as any other nationality, but come on.  At least we shouldn't nuke it until I actually get to go there.
 
2014-08-11 11:50:37 AM  
Working title: Watching Aaquib Grow.
 
2014-08-11 11:50:38 AM  
This is why it's best to stay the hell out of the Middle East.  We've been messing in the Middle East since the 40's and it's been one disaster after another.
Shall we recap?
1953 - The Democratically-elected Prime Minister Mohammad Mosaddegh overthrown by the Brits and US and the Shah installed as leader
1979 -  The US declines further support for the Shah, he is overthrown by the Ayatollah Khomeini
1980 - The US Supports Saddam Hussein and Iraq against Iran
1980 - The US Supports the Afghanistan mujahideen against the Soviet Union after the Soviet Union invaded Afghanistan.  Including one Osama bin Laden
1991 - First Gulf War after Iraq invades Kuwait
1993 - The Battle of Mogadishu which accomplished a whole lotta nothing but it did give Osama bin Laden some ammo as he questioned our will
2001 - US Invades Afgahnistan after the attack on the WTC (the only justified foray into the Middle East though this probably wouldn't have happened had we NOT done the above).
2003 - US Invades Iraq on more than questionable grounds.  Saddam Hussein is overthrown, tried, convicted and hung.  Iraq was only a country because an brutal dictator made them that way.  It's just more of the same now with new brutal leadership spreading.

Of course, I skipped over the ongoing support of Israel (which to an extent is justified), the little tiffs with Libya, and the craziness in Syria.

The only thing we've ever succeeded in doing is destabilizing the region.  Let them kill each other.  Religion of Peace ® my ass.
 
2014-08-11 11:50:57 AM  
This is ISIS for you:


Report from the Assyrian Aid Society on August 7:

"It is a tragic situation, nobody can imagine how terrible it is, as much as I write to you and send you reports it will not be enough to describe the suffering of people.

For Zummar and Sinjar: they are under Da'esh control, thousands of Yazidis died in the last two days, they are facing a real genocide. Till yesterday (45) children died of thirst. Some families throw their children from the top of Sinjar mountain in order not to see them die from hunger or thirst, or not to be taken by the terrorists. (1500) men were killed in front of their wives and families, (50) old men died also from thirst and illness. More than (70) girls and women (including Christians) were taken, raped and being captured and sold. More than (100) families are captured in Tel afar airport.

There is about (50) Christian families in Sinjar. The terrorists were able to control the Syriac church there and cover the Cross with their black banner. Till now we do not know anything about those Christian families.
 "

I'm actually in favor of Vietnam-style strikes on these ISIS savages, for the first time in a decade at least I think some group deserves that kind of annihilation.  Al-Qaeda did kill-the-village-elder's firstborn  small-scale stuff compared to these ISIS farks.  They are in the same vein as the perpetrators of the Rwandan genocide and the Pol Po / Ta Mok farktards.  The farking Serbs in the 90's had less barbarity in them and we pounded them flat.  ISIS deserves the same thing.
 
2014-08-11 11:51:24 AM  
That's about right.
 
2014-08-11 11:56:55 AM  
King Randor said his son's life was changed the day he held aloft a bloody head and said "BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!"
 
2014-08-11 12:00:04 PM  
Was the skull fu*ked?
 
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