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(Chronicle Herald)   If you think a great way to get your fleeing husband back is by climbing a barbed wire fence and attempting to physically stop the airplane that he's on, it's no wonder he left you   (thechronicleherald.ca) divider line 42
    More: Dumbass, Halifax Airport, barbed wires, airport authority, Matt LeBlanc  
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2014-08-11 09:15:27 AM
It always works in romantic comedies.
 
2014-08-11 09:40:40 AM

Sybarite: It always works in romantic comedies.


I think we're looking at Melissa McCarthy's next role!
 
2014-08-11 10:08:30 AM
Guanopsychotic.
 
2014-08-11 10:10:51 AM
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If she got hurt, it'll be the second dumbest injury/death I've seen in two days.
 
2014-08-11 10:12:27 AM
Goddamnit, I'm moving to Canada.  Their police force has the presence of mind to realize that she was completely emotional and not likely do it again, so why destroy her life and press charges.

If this was America, you'd have people wanting her to get the chair for possibly maybe delaying their flight, and you bet your ass DHS would be pressing federal charges to rationalize their existence.  Her professional life would effectively be over.
 
2014-08-11 10:13:08 AM
I think it's romantic.
 
2014-08-11 10:13:20 AM

fireclown: If she got hurt, it'll be the second dumbest injury/death I've seen in two days.


Funny. Too soon, but funny
 
2014-08-11 10:15:00 AM
You really owe it to yourself to consult the crazy/hot guidelines before you enter into a long term relationship.  This woman should not have been married to anyone.
 
2014-08-11 10:15:05 AM
Is she hot?

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2014-08-11 10:16:02 AM
The Mounties aren't going to lay her.  Maybe, that what she needs.
 
2014-08-11 10:17:46 AM

fireclown: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]
If she got hurt, it'll be the second dumbest injury/death I've seen in two days.


Tony Stewart doesn't have a pilot's license and we'd all appreciate it if you didn't give him any ideas.
 
2014-08-11 10:19:26 AM
What a pisser.
 
2014-08-11 10:20:11 AM
You can almost hear Darwin mutter 'I was *this* close'
 
2014-08-11 10:20:33 AM
He must have been giving her some good dick if she would climb a barbed wire fence to keep getting it.
 
2014-08-11 10:21:16 AM
The best part was that he wasn't on the plane. That woman is crazy. But I repeat myself.
 
2014-08-11 10:35:21 AM
She should try the Love Boat
 
2014-08-11 10:35:35 AM
Had an ex who chased down my car, stood in front to stop me from driving, and then started punching the hood and drivers window while screaming obscenities . All of this on a quiet residential street, of course. I thought that was nuts, but this woman takes the prize.
 
2014-08-11 10:36:39 AM
The Mounties do not expect to lay any charges, he said.


¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
2014-08-11 10:36:54 AM
Was that wrong?  Should I not have done that?  It seemed like such a good idea.
 
2014-08-11 10:39:29 AM

bearcats1983: Had an ex who chased down my car, stood in front to stop me from driving, and then started punching the hood and drivers window while screaming obscenities . All of this on a quiet residential street, of course. I thought that was nuts, but this woman takes the prize.


Oddly, I had that almost exactly the same thing happen to me, minus the chasing down my car thing (she was in front of the car from word go).  Were her initials TCE?
 
2014-08-11 10:51:39 AM

fireclown: bearcats1983: Had an ex who chased down my car, stood in front to stop me from driving, and then started punching the hood and drivers window while screaming obscenities . All of this on a quiet residential street, of course. I thought that was nuts, but this woman takes the prize.

Oddly, I had that almost exactly the same thing happen to me, minus the chasing down my car thing (she was in front of the car from word go).  Were her initials TCE?


No, not the same initials. It's scary that there are, at least, two women who are okay going to such crazy limits while they're emotionally unstable. I could go on for hours about her craziness. She once sat in front of her apartment door and threatened to call the cops about me "hitting her" if I left. It was basically a war of attrition for a couple hours before she was stable enough to "allow me" to leave without incident. She was a farking bi-polar maniac; however, she was great in the bedroom, but that was probably obvious already.
 
2014-08-11 10:57:48 AM
And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYIIIIIYII IIIIII will always love yoooooooooooooouooooooooowowooooo, will always love yoooooooooouoooouuuuuuuu...
 
2014-08-11 11:02:13 AM
It's an entirely different type of flying altogether.
 
2014-08-11 11:02:58 AM
 
2014-08-11 11:03:19 AM

bearcats1983: fireclown: bearcats1983: Had an ex who chased down my car, stood in front to stop me from driving, and then started punching the hood and drivers window while screaming obscenities . All of this on a quiet residential street, of course. I thought that was nuts, but this woman takes the prize.

Oddly, I had that almost exactly the same thing happen to me, minus the chasing down my car thing (she was in front of the car from word go).  Were her initials TCE?

No, not the same initials. It's scary that there are, at least, two women who are okay going to such crazy limits while they're emotionally unstable. I could go on for hours about her craziness. She once sat in front of her apartment door and threatened to call the cops about me "hitting her" if I left. It was basically a war of attrition for a couple hours before she was stable enough to "allow me" to leave without incident. She was a farking bi-polar maniac; however, she was great in the bedroom, but that was probably obvious already.


Wow.  That's taking me back.  You're sure about those initials?

/glad I'm not dating crazy anymore.  Current GF is 4.5 on the Y axis of Hot/Crazy
//ain't going back.
 
2014-08-11 11:03:21 AM
I'm Jose Canseco!  I'm Jose Canseco!
 
2014-08-11 11:12:13 AM

dangelder: It's an entirely different type of flying altogether.


"It's an entirely different type of flying."
 
2014-08-11 11:23:51 AM

whatsupchuck: You really owe it to yourself to consult the crazy/hot guidelines before you enter into a long term relationship.  This woman should not have been married to anyone.


This.
1. Nova Scotia is massively populated by the descendants of Scottish immigrants.
2. Many of which were redheaded.
3. Unfortunately modern diet has huge amounts of carbs and fats and not much physical work in most jobs. This significantly reduces the hot while doing nothing to alleviate the crazy.
4. On the upside, they are still freaks in the sack.
 
2014-08-11 11:42:38 AM
This kind of happened to me with my ex wife.  After we were divorced a mutual friend of ours got married.  He invited me to the bachelor party and rented a winnebago.  We proceeded to have a great night and on one of the stops at a strip club, a stranger barged on and proceeded to scream my name.  Guess who?  She sobbed, "take me back, take me back.!!"

I ran off as fast as I could and hid among the parked cars until she left.  I got crap for the rest of the night for that.  Each guy took turns fake sobbing on me screaming "take me back, take me back"
 
2014-08-11 11:45:49 AM

Sybarite: It always works in romantic comedies.


Yeah, but only for men.
 
2014-08-11 11:47:03 AM

JusticeandIndependence: This kind of happened to me with my ex wife.  After we were divorced a mutual friend of ours got married.  He invited me to the bachelor party and rented a winnebago.  We proceeded to have a great night and on one of the stops at a strip club, a stranger barged on and proceeded to scream my name.  Guess who?  She sobbed, "take me back, take me back.!!"

I ran off as fast as I could and hid among the parked cars until she left.  I got crap for the rest of the night for that.  Each guy took turns fake sobbing on me screaming "take me back, take me back"


The Long, Long Douchebag Trailer?
 
2014-08-11 11:52:00 AM

JusticeandIndependence: The Mounties do not expect to lay any charges, he said.

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"I was right in the middle
of the f*cking Nutcracker Suite,
and somebody was giving explosives
to these goddamn things."
 
2014-08-11 11:53:46 AM
Especially after Clarence already received clearance.
 
2014-08-11 11:56:36 AM

thamike: JusticeandIndependence: This kind of happened to me with my ex wife.  After we were divorced a mutual friend of ours got married.  He invited me to the bachelor party and rented a winnebago.  We proceeded to have a great night and on one of the stops at a strip club, a stranger barged on and proceeded to scream my name.  Guess who?  She sobbed, "take me back, take me back.!!"

I ran off as fast as I could and hid among the parked cars until she left.  I got crap for the rest of the night for that.  Each guy took turns fake sobbing on me screaming "take me back, take me back"

The Long, Long Douchebag Trailer?


Second row, aisle seat.
 
2014-08-11 12:05:13 PM
I am in that same situation now. After 3 years of 'nothing' and her telling me to find a girlfriend if I don't like it; I finally did! Now... she completely flies of the handle and threatens herself and my girlfriend. Screams at the top of her lungs and I know I can't stop the crazies. Just slow them down. My heart to that man; I feel your pain! At least I got on the plane the first time! Now I try for a train; we will see how successful this time...
 
2014-08-11 12:10:36 PM
It's not enough to just move out, you have to move to a new city to get away from crazy.
 
2014-08-11 12:18:45 PM

JusticeandIndependence: The Mounties do not expect to lay any charges, he said.


¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Not if this guy has anything to say about it!

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/By the sound of it, she could probably use a few good zaps from that thing.
 
2014-08-11 12:31:51 PM

Glendale: Is she hot?

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where is she on this?  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKWmFWRVLlU
 
2014-08-11 12:52:25 PM
ib2.huluim.com
 
2014-08-11 02:47:54 PM

JusticeandIndependence: This kind of happened to me with my ex wife.  After we were divorced a mutual friend of ours got married.  He invited me to the bachelor party and rented a winnebago.  We proceeded to have a great night and on one of the stops at a strip club, a stranger barged on and proceeded to scream my name.  Guess who?  She sobbed, "take me back, take me back.!!"

I ran off as fast as I could and hid among the parked cars until she left.  I got crap for the rest of the night for that.  Each guy took turns fake sobbing on me screaming "take me back, take me back"


Hiding in the parking lot? Awesome.

Friends screaming "take me back" all night is even better.  We must hang with the same kind of guys because that's exactly what would have happened had it been one of us.
 
2014-08-11 04:48:20 PM
On the bright side, I think he's going to get one hell of a bargain for his divorce.
 
2014-08-12 12:46:31 AM
Not sure if I should be proud or shamed to see NS on Fark or not...both?
 
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