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2014-08-11 09:14:09 AM  
Ok, why do you need to post an ad for sex with a dog?

Really, just go buy a dog, nobody will ask if you plan to have sex with it.  The dog won't tell anyone.

/Maybe this is the wrong lesson to take away from the article.
 
2014-08-11 09:44:28 AM  

EvilEgg: Ok, why do you need to post an ad for sex with a dog?

Really, just go buy a dog, nobody will ask if you plan to have sex with it.  The dog won't tell anyone.

/Maybe this is the wrong lesson to take away from the article.


I imagined this post being read in Jack Handy's voice. ;p
 
2014-08-11 10:22:05 AM  
He has that "who cares, I will be nice to Sparky" look.
 
2014-08-11 10:30:13 AM  

EvilEgg: Ok, why do you need to post an ad for sex with a dog?

Really, just go buy a dog, nobody will ask if you plan to have sex with it.  The dog won't tell anyone.

/Maybe this is the wrong lesson to take away from the article.


i.imgur.com

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That's pretty messed up-- who the fark uses Craigslist to solicit perverted sex anymore?  Backpage.com is the place to be.

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Seriously, if this sort of stuff is illegal, then why aren't the owners and operators of factory farms taken out somewhere and shot?  The stuff that goes on in those places is so gross and cruel if I posted pics here I'd get banhammered.

/Enjoy your bacon, you sick farks.
 
2014-08-11 10:44:41 AM  
I bet he wasn't even attracted to dogs until gay marriage started getting legalized all over. See what you've done gays? You've destroyed this man of god!
 
2014-08-11 11:27:27 AM  
Rick Santorum tried to warn everyone, but he was ridiculed!

Now here he is, flushing them out.
 
2014-08-11 11:32:34 AM  

EvilEgg: Ok, why do you need to post an ad for sex with a dog?

Really, just go buy a dog, nobody will ask if you plan to have sex with it.  The dog won't tell anyone.

/Maybe this is the wrong lesson to take away from the article.


He may have been looking for a specific type of dog... He is a discerning dog f*cker.
 
2014-08-11 11:33:13 AM  

EvilEgg: Ok, why do you need to post an ad for sex with a dog?

Really, just go buy a dog, nobody will ask if you plan to have sex with it.  The dog won't tell anyone.

/Maybe this is the wrong lesson to take away from the article.


Nope.  That was exactly my first thought.

I'm sure he could round up a stray easily enough.  Or look through the rescue shelter like it's a red light district in Holland.
 
2014-08-11 11:37:11 AM  
Dead dog, blah blah blah, daycare center, blah blah blah, broad daylight, etc etc.
 
2014-08-11 11:41:50 AM  

EvilEgg: Ok, why do you need to post an ad for sex with a dog?

Really, just go buy a dog, nobody will ask if you plan to have sex with it.  The dog won't tell anyone.

/Maybe this is the wrong lesson to take away from the article.


You don't ask them for sex, you ask them to leave.
 
2014-08-11 11:44:17 AM  
Maybe he's just extremely religious and dyslexic.
 
2014-08-11 11:48:17 AM  
Look, if you saw a picture of the dog, you would understand.
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-08-11 11:48:50 AM  
Oh just be happy it wasn't a child.
 
2014-08-11 11:50:13 AM  
It's my service animal, damnit!!
 
2014-08-11 11:50:23 AM  
He was just trying to prove the slippery slope argument.
 
2014-08-11 11:52:07 AM  
Could just be he was looking to upgrade. I'm withholding judgement until I see his wife.
 
2014-08-11 11:53:04 AM  
I'll tell you those self-proclaimed holy-men are the biggest deviants on the face of the planet.
 
2014-08-11 11:53:17 AM  
Woof means woof.
 
2014-08-11 11:57:09 AM  
The ad was answered by an undercover police officer.

"Hello. this is dog" should have been the first clue.
 
2014-08-11 12:00:15 PM  

vudukungfu: The ad was answered by an undercover police officer.

"Hello. this is dog" should have been the first clue.


static.guim.co.uk
Hello. This is dog.
 
2014-08-11 12:11:20 PM  

Snarfangel: vudukungfu: The ad was answered by an undercover police officer.

"Hello. this is dog" should have been the first clue.

[static.guim.co.uk image 460x276]
Hello. This is dog.

www.freemangroupsolutions.com


I GO STRAIGHT TO THE BUTT!
 
2014-08-11 12:12:25 PM  
If he's that damn dog!

I thought these guys just cheated on their wives. I guess that was not good enough for this Bozo!
 
2014-08-11 12:13:03 PM  
"biatch set me up!"
 
2014-08-11 12:15:01 PM  
Dirty girls need love too.
 
2014-08-11 12:16:04 PM  

EvilEgg: Ok, why do you need to post an ad for sex with a dog?


static.fjcdn.com
 
2014-08-11 12:22:11 PM  

vudukungfu: The ad was answered by an undercover police officer.

"Hello. this is dog" should have been the first clue.


You've soiled my favorite meme.
 
2014-08-11 12:30:19 PM  
Jerald Hill, 56 - the head of the Windermere Baptist Conference Center - was collared after a police officer spotted the online ad and offered to unite the man with a pooch at a Columbia park,

Collared, Nice.
 
2014-08-11 12:32:45 PM  

neversubmit: Oh just be happy it wasn't a child.


That's Catholicism. Baptists are a different kind of sick.
 
2014-08-11 12:39:06 PM  

Dragonflew: neversubmit: Oh just be happy it wasn't a child.

That's Catholicism. Baptists are a different kind of sick.


They make women out of objects, man.
 
2014-08-11 12:39:08 PM  

Trivia Jockey: He was just trying to prove the slippery slope argument.


That's absolutely disgusting, and you should be ashamed of yourself for making such a revolting comment.

/ +1
 
2014-08-11 12:48:30 PM  

EvilEgg: Ok, why do you need to post an ad for sex with a dog?

Really, just go buy a dog, nobody will ask if you plan to have sex with it.  The dog won't tell anyone.

/Maybe this is the wrong lesson to take away from the article.



I think he wanted to play the field and fark other people's dogs without having to get in to a committed animal rape scenario.
 
2014-08-11 12:51:13 PM  
Fundie Furry Finds Feds Fibbed About Finding Him A  Fido To F*ck.
 
2014-08-11 12:52:43 PM  
I'll repeat from the last thread that this is "Jerald L Hill" of "Landmark Legal Foundation" a right wing legal action organization opposed to civil rights, unions, etc. and wanting to destroy public schools through privatization.

from 1992: http://www.c-span.org/video/?26006-1/15th-anniversary-dinner-remarks
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-11 12:56:33 PM  

Cold_Sassy: I'll tell you those self-proclaimed holy-men are the biggest deviants on the face of the planet.


this. If they aren't raping dogs, they're raping their daughters.
 
2014-08-11 01:01:30 PM  

cryinoutloud: Cold_Sassy: I'll tell you those self-proclaimed holy-men are the biggest deviants on the face of the planet.

this. If they aren't raping dogs, they're raping their daughters.


wonderpuppies.com
Phrasing!
 
2014-08-11 01:03:35 PM  
In B4 'at least it wasn't a male dog, that would be wrong'

and again...
i62.photobucket.com


/This is what happens when a 'God Botherer' is dyslexic
 
2014-08-11 01:03:43 PM  
Mans best friend with benefits?
 
2014-08-11 01:08:17 PM  
he turned to Craigslist to arrange sex with a dog

I didn't even know dogs used Craigslist. Ya learn something new every day...
 
2014-08-11 01:17:01 PM  

Brainsick: cryinoutloud: Cold_Sassy: I'll tell you those self-proclaimed holy-men are the biggest deviants on the face of the planet.

this. If they aren't raping dogs, they're raping their daughters.

[wonderpuppies.com image 500x375]
Phrasing!


Holy heck those are cute. Awful thread, but cute puppies. So there's that.
 
2014-08-11 01:20:53 PM  

Nurglitch: Holy heck those are cute. Awful thread, but cute puppies. So there's that.


Cute? yeah right.

www.rsc.org
 
2014-08-11 01:21:41 PM  

cryinoutloud: Nurglitch: Holy heck those are cute. Awful thread, but cute puppies. So there's that.

Cute? yeah right.

[www.rsc.org image 410x265]


I think mole-rats are cute too.
 
2014-08-11 01:23:54 PM  

Nurglitch: cryinoutloud: Nurglitch: Holy heck those are cute. Awful thread, but cute puppies. So there's that.

Cute? yeah right.

[www.rsc.org image 410x265]

I think mole-rats are cute too.


They all look like Dennis Kucinich.
 
2014-08-11 01:49:10 PM  
This story really surprises me.  It's not a surprise to see a guy like this get caught with a prostitute, or even tapping inside an airport bathroom stall.  But soliciting for sex with a dog?  Seriously, soliciting sex with a dog?

I sometimes like to look up the names of people in mugshots and try to determine what their lives were like before they ended up on local version of TSG.  I often wonder what turn did their lives take where they went from a standard existence to this.  Usually, it's drugs.  Frequently meth.  And you can kinda understand how circumstances can change and these people end up waving a knife at a cop on a Saturday night.

But this guy?  I would love to know what happened to him.  How did he go from running a religious organization to...this.  When did his life turn the corner and he went from making speeches on C-SPAN to trolling Craigslist for sex with animals.
 
2014-08-11 02:06:51 PM  

Close2TheEdge: I would love to know what happened to him. How did he go from running a religious organization to...this. When did his life turn the corner and he went from making speeches on C-SPAN to trolling Craigslist for sex with animals.


I would guess he is exhibiting symptoms of irrationality that are a precursor to full blown Alzheimer's, though 56 is somewhat young for this.

See Gerard Finneran who at age 59 on an airliner
http://everything2.com/title/Gerard+Finneran
... dropped his pants, pulled off his underwear, and took a shiat on a service cart. When he had finished his business, he used linen napkins as toilet paper and wiped his hands on various work surfaces in the galley, smearing faeces throughout the first class cabin.

He died a few years later from Alzheimer's which was undiagnosed at the time of the incident.
 
2014-08-11 02:28:30 PM  
Yikes! He really screwed the pooch on that one.
 
2014-08-11 02:42:00 PM  
Well, I guess it goes from God, to Jerry, to you... to the cleaners dog house. Right, Kent?

/obscure?
//relevant?
///slashies?
 
2014-08-11 03:06:23 PM  

victrin: Yikes! He really screwed the pooch on that one.


Zombie Chuck Yeager is jealous.
 
2014-08-11 03:52:14 PM  

cryinoutloud: Nurglitch: Holy heck those are cute. Awful thread, but cute puppies. So there's that.

Cute? yeah right.

[www.rsc.org image 410x265]

WHAT

is that?  Hairless rats?
 
2014-08-11 04:16:25 PM  

Cold_Sassy: cryinoutloud: Nurglitch: Holy heck those are cute. Awful thread, but cute puppies. So there's that.

Cute? yeah right.

[www.rsc.org image 410x265]

WHAT is that?  Hairless rats?


Naked mole rats.

You should hit up your Natural History museum more often.
 
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