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(Mirror.co.uk)   Being arrested for wearing an "extremely realistic penis keyring" on your groin, pretending to pee in taxis, and beating up people at a bar is no way to go through life, son   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 40
    More: Dumbass, Middlemiss, identity parade, common assault, Donald Berwick, Shannon Tweed  
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2014-08-11 12:00:39 AM  
Yob!
 
2014-08-11 12:55:04 AM  
 
2014-08-11 06:35:58 AM  
Middlemiss and his friends then fought with arresting officers, including Pc Bone.


Heh
 
2014-08-11 06:53:27 AM  
So some English person explain what's a Yob and what's a Chav?  You and you confusing slang!!!
 
2014-08-11 06:56:50 AM  

eas81: So some English person explain what's a Yob and what's a Chav?  You and you confusing slang!!!


Yobs are yutes.
I have no idea what a chav is.
 
2014-08-11 06:59:09 AM  
did the yob slap pc bone with the fake bone?
 
2014-08-11 07:00:14 AM  
Being a jackass - 6 months. Assault - 3 months. Huh?? Maybe Yob means something different than I assume it means?
 
2014-08-11 07:11:18 AM  
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2014-08-11 07:11:32 AM  

eas81: So some English person explain what's a Yob and what's a Chav?  You and you confusing slang!!!


My understanding has always been that they both basically mean 'punks' or 'assholes'. Maybe you start out as a yob (punk) and work your way up to chav (asshole). Or maybe there's an age break or something.
 
2014-08-11 07:12:07 AM  
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2014-08-11 07:13:58 AM  
It's a keyring. Wouldn't it be kinda small? I mean, who walks around with a 10" key ring? They should have just pointed and laughed.
 
2014-08-11 07:22:08 AM  
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2014-08-11 07:27:41 AM  
"Prosecutor Rod Hunt..."

This article must be satire.
 
2014-08-11 07:28:17 AM  
I should share this article with my anglophilic mother who holds the Brititish in the loftiest regard in terms of being classy.  Just might take em down a notch.
 
2014-08-11 07:39:14 AM  
"It was just a prank bro!"
 
2014-08-11 07:43:54 AM  
Using the well-worn cliche "...is no way to go through life, son" in your headline submission is no way to go through life, son.

/your dog wants steak
 
2014-08-11 07:49:38 AM  
Inspector Bone. Prosecutor Rod, last name Hunt (article doesn't say if his father was named Mike), the Brown Bear Pub.

With a series of coincidences like that, how could any sane person NOT waggle a fake penis around. The situation demands it. DEMANDS it I say.
 
2014-08-11 08:00:48 AM  
A yob is boy spelled backwards literally and behaves like trailer trash. A  chav is a yob that dresses  like and affects black culture, aka Ali G. types.
 
2014-08-11 08:01:09 AM  

skinink: "Prosecutor Rod Hunt..."

This article must be satire.


Yeah, between that and PC Bone, it's clear they made up this entire story...

/Also, an "identity parade"? That sounds so festive!
 
2014-08-11 08:22:57 AM  
Justin Bieber again?
 
2014-08-11 08:23:46 AM  
I gotta admit, I'm curious.
 
2014-08-11 08:36:31 AM  
Gonna have to remember "an extremely realistic penis keyring" for Cards Against Humanity.
 
2014-08-11 08:38:41 AM  
They needed a Dick Stiff to be involved in the case.
 
2014-08-11 08:38:58 AM  

berylman: I should share this article with my anglophilic mother who holds the Brititish in the loftiest regard in terms of being classy.  Just might take em down a notch.


Or she might try to elevate you a notch by buying you a penis keyring
 
2014-08-11 08:42:38 AM  

sepuku2: A yob is boy spelled backwards literally and behaves like trailer trash. A  chav is a yob that dresses  like and affects black culture, aka Ali G. types.


Kinda like Cokney rhyming, only simplified.
 
2014-08-11 08:49:46 AM  
Wanker?
 
2014-08-11 08:58:51 AM  
Chaus?
 
2014-08-11 09:07:31 AM  
I looked 'em up.


The Oxford Dictionary defines "chav" as an informal British derogatory, meaning a young lower-class person who displays brash and loutish behaviour and wears real or imitation designer clothes. In the 2010 book Stab Proof Scarecrows, it was surmised that "chav" was an abbreviation for "council housed and violent"; this created a backronym.

Yobbo or yob is a slang term for an uncouth or thuggish working-class person. The word derives from a back slang reading of the word "boy" (boy or boyo reversed becomes yob or - slightly modified - yobbo).
. I learned something today. I had never heard the term Backronym Before.
 
2014-08-11 09:12:53 AM  

berylman: I should share this article with my anglophilic mother who holds the Brititish in the loftiest regard in terms of being classy.  Just might take em down a notch.


Sounds likes she has PBS-itis.  Life in the UK today has no correlation with a Masterpiece Theater period drama..
 
2014-08-11 09:14:54 AM  
I remember buying the Mirror when it was tuppence ha'penny. No one really got over the publisher being friends with both Hilter and Mussolini.
 
2014-08-11 09:15:24 AM  

abhorrent1: eas81: So some English person explain what's a Yob and what's a Chav?  You and you confusing slang!!!

My understanding has always been that they both basically mean 'punks' or 'assholes'. Maybe you start out as a yob (punk) and work your way up to chav (asshole). Or maybe there's an age break or something.


I always had the sense that Chavs were ghetto, low class jerks whereas Yobs were violent and dangerous thugs.  Yobs are generally the guys who beat the crap out of a bunch of Dutch soccer fans.
 
2014-08-11 09:35:13 AM  

RobSeace: skinink: "Prosecutor Rod Hunt..."

This article must be satire.

Yeah, between that and PC Bone, it's clear they made up this entire story...

/Also, an "identity parade"? That sounds so festive!


Like a media circus!
 
2014-08-11 11:21:50 AM  

fusillade762: Middlemiss and his friends then fought with arresting officers, including Pc Bone.


Heh


Prosecutor Rod Hunt said: "The defendant's movements with the penis were so realistic that we were at a loss on whether it was his penis or an artificial one.

i128.photobucket.com

HEH HEH
 
2014-08-11 12:53:46 PM  
Middlemiss, Middlemiss, Middlemiss can't be wrong.
 
2014-08-11 12:59:30 PM  
Witnesses to Dean Middlemiss' drunken antics - leading to his arrest by PC Geoff Bone:

i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-08-11 01:46:25 PM  
Interior crocodile alligator
Extremely realistic penis keyring
 
2014-08-11 01:59:14 PM  

AGremlin: berylman: I should share this article with my anglophilic mother who holds the Brititish in the loftiest regard in terms of being classy.  Just might take em down a notch.

Sounds likes she has PBS-tits.  Life in the UK today has no correlation with a Masterpiece Theater period drama..


I read that, and was confused.....
 
2014-08-11 02:12:44 PM  

morcoth: AGremlin: berylman: I should share this article with my anglophilic mother who holds the Brititish in the loftiest regard in terms of being classy.  Just might take em down a notch.

Sounds likes she has PBS-tits.  Life in the UK today has no correlation with a Masterpiece Theater period drama..

I read that, and was confused.....


Sounds a bit like National Geographic tits.
 
2014-08-11 04:34:36 PM  
was that wrong?  should i not have done that?
 
2014-08-11 08:32:38 PM  
I believe this is a chav

carries explicit lyrics warning, so your own risk
 
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