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    More: Interesting, Soviet Premier, Soviet Union, Canadians, Parliament Hill, Leonid Brezhnev, police motorcycle, barbed wires, horses  
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2014-08-11 12:15:11 AM
Mr. Matrai's upbringing was Canadian enough (his first sexual experience was in a canoe)

Insert Labatt joke here.
 
2014-08-11 12:19:23 AM
Well, they did give the world the Mounties.
 
2014-08-11 12:35:45 AM
Oh, Canada
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2014-08-11 01:10:58 AM
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2014-08-11 05:28:32 AM
He did not think his cunning plan all the way through? FTA: "Once I grabbed him, the first thing in my mind was, 'Okay, I got him, now what the hell am I going to do with him?' " he said.

/snickered at that part
 
2014-08-11 05:43:57 AM
Lesbian Nazi hookers abducted by UFOs and forced into weight-loss programs, all this week on Town Talk!
 
2014-08-11 06:14:43 AM
Thank you, Canada. Let my people live as Jews, or let my people go.
 
2014-08-11 06:27:31 AM

fusillade762: Mr. Matrai's upbringing was Canadian enough (his first sexual experience was in a canoe)

Insert Labatt joke here.


damn it you beat me to it.
 
2014-08-11 06:47:06 AM

fusillade762: Mr. Matrai's upbringing was Canadian enough (his first sexual experience was in a canoe)

Insert Labatt LaButt joke here.


Fixed
 
2014-08-11 07:20:14 AM
giggady
 
2014-08-11 07:27:19 AM
I don't even remember that Soviet leader.. well, I was born that year.
 
2014-08-11 07:46:20 AM
Badass.
 
2014-08-11 07:52:42 AM

Alphax: I don't even remember that Soviet leader.. well, I was born that year.



He was "the funny one."

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2014-08-11 08:10:35 AM
That may be the coolest thing any Canadian has ever done.

/Except for James Doohan taking out two German snipers at Juno beach on D-Day while leading his platoon.  No Canadian will ever match that.
//And now, Canada gives us Bieber.  You should be ashamed, Canada!
 
2014-08-11 08:12:37 AM
When I say "woah," I mean woah!
 
2014-08-11 08:51:47 AM
To bad it never really caught on. We've got three branches of government that needs some mounting, if only we could get them off of our backs.
 
2014-08-11 08:52:55 AM

Laobaojun: //And now, Canada gives us Bieber. You should be ashamed, Canada!


One of my Canadian cousins says the United States is to blame for Bieber. He was just a child when some American knuckle-head swooped him up because of a home video. They are sorry for Nickelback, but he thinks the United States owes Canada a bigger apology for ruining Pam Anderson's boobs. They also gave us Nathan Fillion. No one is claiming Ted Cruz but Texas.
 
2014-08-11 09:00:37 AM
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2014-08-11 09:05:01 AM

DeaH: No one is claiming Ted Cruz but Texas Cuba.

Texas occassionally accepts some four letter non-Texas-born politicians (Bush, Cruz) from the better Ivy League schools. It always ends in disaster for the whole country.
 
2014-08-11 09:06:47 AM
Wasn't it hard to mount the Soviet leader with a set of balls that big?
 
2014-08-11 09:25:11 AM

Laobaojun: /Except for James Doohan taking out two German snipers at Juno beach on D-Day while leading his platoon.  No Canadian will ever match that.


Well if we are going to talk strictly military accomplishments let's go with:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arron_Perry Broke the Longest recorded sniper kill in combat, previously set in 1968, with a 2500+ yds in Afghanistan

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rob_Furlong Arron's teammate, broke the record again (2600+yds). A brit came along and broke this one in 2009

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tommy_Prince A badass First Nations soldier during both The Second World War and Korean War. Was with the First Special Service Force during the Second World War. Once when spotting for artillery and located only 200 m from the Germans the telephone wire for his calls was cut. He disguised himself as a farmer weeding the crops nearby and repaired the wire while pretending to tie his shoe. He was also well known for going on solo recons behind enemy lines alone for extended periods of time. Of course we treated him like shiat afterwards because he was First Nations. He pawned off all of his medals at one point and was homeless with serious alcohol abuse issues.
 
2014-08-11 09:48:01 AM
Only the second-in-command? Damn. And here I was all ready to make a 'Leonid Brezhneighv' joke.
 
2014-08-11 10:49:40 AM

fusillade762: Mr. Matrai's upbringing was Canadian enough (his first sexual experience was in a canoe)


What does American beer have to do with this?
 
2014-08-11 10:52:13 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Oh, Canada
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I will never not think that's some kind of unholy hybrid between John Drake and Alex Navarro...
 
2014-08-11 01:22:11 PM
JOCKEY!!!
 
2014-08-11 06:08:06 PM

gunga galunga: JOCKEY!!!


F*** right in my ear. If there is ever a zombie apocalypse I'm leaving you for dead
 
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