Nabb1: That's the kind of thing that could get a man suspended for two games in the NFL.
Glitchwerks: shiat, you shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 200x184]
DrPainMD: My ex was pissed at me for two days because of something I did in her dream. Chicks be crazy, man.
Mikey1969: Did someone say Hot Coffee?[www.elsotanoperdido.com image 500x311]
brap: As long as the prison doesn't serve that rarebit he should be on the road to recovery.
Boo_Guy: Usually it's a woman getting mad at a guy for something they didn't actually do.
Stoker: The guy is a psycho, time to get out of there.
fusillade762: "I had a dream you left me in the desert. How dare you!""Go back to sleep, I'll come pick you up."~ Some comedian, I can't remember who
RogermcAllen: DrPainMD: My ex was pissed at me for two days because of something I did in her dream. Chicks be crazy, man.Lol, I had that too, except mine lasted a week. The best part was that she wouldn't tell me why she was mad and went as far as to deny being mad at all. Of course I did what any sane man would do and did something to make her even madder so that I would at least know why I was in trouble. In her newly found rage she finally blurted out "... and you cheated on me in a dream last week and didn't even appologize".
Lenny_da_Hog: Stoker: The guy is a psycho, time to get out of there.
ElLoco: Hm. He doesn't look anything like I imagined. I don't see a single neck tattoo.
SquiggsIN: jchuffyman: Boo_Guy: Usually it's a woman getting mad at a guy for something they didn't actually do.I have a tendency to have full conversations with people if they talk to me when I'm on the verge of falling asleep or am actually asleep. I never remember anything I say. This has gotten me in trouble with girlfriends before they figured it out.My wife does something similar. She can be completely asleep, wake up and have a 2 minute conversation, and then be asleep again in 30 seconds. (and generally won't remember any of it)
crm114: Meanwhile major riot underway in St. Louis and Fark mods have yet to greenlight anything? Riot police on streets, reports of shots fired in multiple locations (those are unconfirmed, but hell, we said Tony Stewart killed a guy last night so what the hell).
ArcadianRefugee: an actual farking unicorn.
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