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(NBC Philadelphia)   Man is arrested for choking his girlfriend, pouring hot coffee on her, cutting the back of her leg, threatening to kill her with a knife to her throat and slamming her down on a glass table. All because she cheated on him in a dream   (nbcphiladelphia.com) divider line 64
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2014-08-10 06:32:47 PM
i65.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-10 07:37:20 PM
That's the kind of thing that could get a man suspended for two games in the NFL.
 
2014-08-10 09:55:40 PM
"I had a dream you left me in the desert. How dare you!"

"Go back to sleep, I'll come pick you up."

~ Some comedian, I can't remember who
 
2014-08-10 11:38:03 PM

Nabb1: That's the kind of thing that could get a man suspended for two games in the NFL.


Nahhh just a single game, she remained conscious the whole time.
 
2014-08-10 11:40:27 PM
The Aristocrats!
 
2014-08-10 11:40:35 PM
So, how long until they get back together?
 
2014-08-10 11:41:11 PM

Nabb1: That's the kind of thing that could get a man suspended for two games in the NFL.


i.imgur.com

Or maybe not.
 
2014-08-10 11:42:41 PM
She's hoping that will not be a recurring dream.
 
2014-08-10 11:43:49 PM
she probably won't do that again.
 
2014-08-10 11:45:30 PM
Is that poor dog ok?
 
2014-08-10 11:45:31 PM
As long as the prison doesn't serve that rarebit he should be on the road to recovery.
 
2014-08-10 11:46:10 PM
Hm. He doesn't look anything like I imagined. I don't see a single neck tattoo.
 
2014-08-10 11:46:12 PM
Whore.
 
2014-08-10 11:46:20 PM
i.ytimg.com
 
2014-08-10 11:47:44 PM
Sounds like a case for Cheap Trick.
 
2014-08-10 11:48:15 PM
Usually it's a woman getting mad at a guy for something they didn't actually do.
 
2014-08-10 11:50:14 PM
Has she payed for his bail yet?
 
2014-08-10 11:50:42 PM
 
2014-08-10 11:52:57 PM
biatch deserved everything she got.
 
2014-08-10 11:54:43 PM
Meanwhile major riot underway in St. Louis and Fark mods have yet to greenlight anything?  Riot police on streets, reports of shots fired in multiple locations (those are unconfirmed, but hell, we said Tony Stewart killed a guy last night so what the hell).
 
2014-08-10 11:55:48 PM
Real as it may seem...

barbelle.leoweekly.com
 
2014-08-10 11:58:36 PM
The guy is a psycho, time to get out of there.
 
2014-08-11 12:01:00 AM
shiat,  you shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-08-11 12:02:36 AM
At least he made her coffee.
 
2014-08-11 12:02:49 AM
Did someone say Hot Coffee?

www.elsotanoperdido.com
 
2014-08-11 12:03:06 AM
Wait a second, something here seems all wrong. There are no straight residents I'm the keys.

/ducks and runs
 
2014-08-11 12:03:54 AM
"In". Blasted spellchecker.
 
2014-08-11 12:04:43 AM

Glitchwerks: shiat,  you shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.
[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 200x184]


Came for this.
 
2014-08-11 12:08:58 AM
My ex was pissed at me for two days because of something I did in her dream. Chicks be crazy, man.
 
2014-08-11 12:10:21 AM
I like my women like I like my coffee: hot and poured on my girlfriend.
 
2014-08-11 12:16:13 AM

DrPainMD: My ex was pissed at me for two days because of something I did in her dream. Chicks be crazy, man.


Lol, I had that too, except mine lasted a week.  The best part was that she wouldn't tell me why she was mad and went as far as to deny being mad at all.  Of course I did what any sane man would do and did something to make her even madder so that I would at least know why I was in trouble.  In her newly found rage she finally blurted out "... and you cheated on me in a dream last week and didn't even appologize".
 
2014-08-11 12:21:39 AM

Mikey1969: Did someone say Hot Coffee?

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img.fark.net

Well done.
 
2014-08-11 12:23:27 AM
Strange. He doesn't look like Dr Martin Luther King Jr.
 
2014-08-11 12:25:29 AM
The NFL is looking to get him playing ASAP, I hear
 
2014-08-11 12:29:38 AM

brap: As long as the prison doesn't serve that rarebit he should be on the road to recovery.


by the ghost of Windsor McKay!!!
 
2014-08-11 12:31:51 AM

Boo_Guy: Usually it's a woman getting mad at a guy for something they didn't actually do.


I have a tendency to have full conversations with people if they talk to me when I'm on the verge of falling asleep or am actually asleep. I never remember anything I say. This has gotten me in trouble with girlfriends before they figured it out.
 
2014-08-11 12:37:11 AM

Stoker: The guy is a psycho, time to get out of there.


You don't understand. He loves her and needs her. She could never leave him.
 
2014-08-11 12:38:41 AM

fusillade762: "I had a dream you left me in the desert. How dare you!"

"Go back to sleep, I'll come pick you up."

~ Some comedian, I can't remember who


Ritch Shydner
 
2014-08-11 12:40:59 AM
At least when my first wife had that kind of dream, she only tried to punch me when she woke up and then gave me the silent treatment for two days.

Can't say it was the best two days of my first marriage, but it was close.
 
2014-08-11 12:44:42 AM
I went without sex for over a month because Wife #1 had a dream that I slept with someone else. I didn't of course, but that didn't matter. It was in her head and the vagina went dry.
 
2014-08-11 12:46:14 AM

RogermcAllen: DrPainMD: My ex was pissed at me for two days because of something I did in her dream. Chicks be crazy, man.

Lol, I had that too, except mine lasted a week.  The best part was that she wouldn't tell me why she was mad and went as far as to deny being mad at all.  Of course I did what any sane man would do and did something to make her even madder so that I would at least know why I was in trouble.  In her newly found rage she finally blurted out "... and you cheated on me in a dream last week and didn't even appologize".


Next time she does that, spray her with this.

farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2014-08-11 12:50:08 AM

jchuffyman: Boo_Guy: Usually it's a woman getting mad at a guy for something they didn't actually do.

I have a tendency to have full conversations with people if they talk to me when I'm on the verge of falling asleep or am actually asleep. I never remember anything I say. This has gotten me in trouble with girlfriends before they figured it out.


My wife does something similar.  She can be completely asleep, wake up and have a 2 minute conversation, and then be asleep again in 30 seconds.  (and generally won't remember any of it)
 
2014-08-11 12:53:47 AM

Lenny_da_Hog: Stoker: The guy is a psycho, time to get out of there.


You don't understand. He loves her and needs her. She could never leave him.

And besides, we don't see his sweet side.
 
2014-08-11 12:56:53 AM
He'll probably get more time for the animal cruelty charge than he will all the other charges against her.
 
2014-08-11 01:04:20 AM
Sounds like one of those Canadian domestic abuse PSAs.
 
2014-08-11 01:12:30 AM

Boo_Guy: Usually it's a woman getting mad at a guy for something they didn't actually do.


yep, and usually then it doesn't make news and therefore fark headlines because its not sexism or domestic violence when women do it!
 
2014-08-11 01:21:52 AM

ElLoco: Hm. He doesn't look anything like I imagined. I don't see a single neck tattoo.


He dreamed he got one, so it's like it was really there.
 
2014-08-11 01:36:34 AM

SquiggsIN: jchuffyman: Boo_Guy: Usually it's a woman getting mad at a guy for something they didn't actually do.

I have a tendency to have full conversations with people if they talk to me when I'm on the verge of falling asleep or am actually asleep. I never remember anything I say. This has gotten me in trouble with girlfriends before they figured it out.

My wife does something similar.  She can be completely asleep, wake up and have a 2 minute conversation, and then be asleep again in 30 seconds.  (and generally won't remember any of it)


My husband does the same. At first it was annoying to be told repeatedly, "I don't remember saying that." But I'm used to it now and purposely fark with his head by asking all sorts of weird shiat* so I can tell him what ridiculousness he said the next day. I talk in my sleep, so he gets his revenge when I start babbling mid-REM.

*example - Me: "What did you do with the unicorn? Where'd you park it?"
Him: "The ninjas stole it. I'll check the bathroom cupboard."
 
2014-08-11 02:21:52 AM
True story:

Background: I'm not a hunter, and the friend in question is something of a peacenik. Also, I'm a bit of a dick.

So I have a dream that I am hunting: camo, blind, the whole shebang. Perched and bored, a white stag comes into the clearing I've been watching. Only, it isn't a stag, it's a unicorn -- an actual farking unicorn.

I stare in awe at the thing -- it's a goddamned unicorn! And it's beautiful. Beyond physical appearance. I mean, it's a unicorn! The things are supposed to be fairy tales!

...which means they aren't a protected species.

*BLAM* It goes down.

I gut it and bring the rest back home where I finish cleaning it and cut it up. I taste a bit, and it's AWESOME. fark bacon; bacon ain't got shiat on unicorn meat. So I invite some friends ("J" and "B") over and serve up unicorn steaks -- best goddamned steaks you could possibly imagine. After the umpteenth compliment on how great the steaks are, I go an fetch the head and show it to my friends, explaining the above story (as well as clueing them in to the fact that it's not beef). While "B" remains incredulous and keeps eating, "J" gets pissed off at me and storms off.

Reality: I detail the entire above story to J in real life; he proceeds to get pissed off at me and doesn't speak to me for a week. Because I dream-fed dream-him a dream-unicorn-steak.
 
2014-08-11 02:25:37 AM

crm114: Meanwhile major riot underway in St. Louis and Fark mods have yet to greenlight anything?  Riot police on streets, reports of shots fired in multiple locations (those are unconfirmed, but hell, we said Tony Stewart killed a guy last night so what the hell).


Because no one gives a fark about St Louis. Seriously: even "Pittsburgh" and "Detroit" generate more results than "St Louis".
 
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