Maids say house they are supposed to be cleaning is absolutely disgustingly filthy.Next up, an editorial column on the deplorable state of journalism today...
GreenAdder: But consistency is important. You can't spell it "do-do" in the slug and "doo-doo" in future instances.
DrBenway: Was GG Allin a Hollywood guy? I did not know that.
Waldo Pepper: quatchi: The dude always was a freak with serious mental health issues.Never really got the apologists like in that article's comment thread.Yeah, the guy could sing and dance well but so what?The creep factor is too large to just ignore.I think part of the apologist factor is pretty the man never had a chance at a normal life from the time he was little. once he hit a certain age i doubt many ever told him No.
LectertheChef: That's what I was wondering. When I think Hollywood, GG Allin's not really what comes to mind. More along the lines of some back alley in the rust belt where a homeless junkie is sodomizing a three legged dog.
Glitchwerks: Now if the dog is dead and the homeless junkie is covered with his own feces, that's a different story.
Notabunny: I miss Michael Jackson. He was a terrific entertainer.
433: Glitchwerks: Now if the dog is dead and the homeless junkie is covered with his own feces, that's a different story.And if the man is giving the dog a good rogering in front of a daycare...
some_beer_drinker: Notabunny: I miss Michael Jackson. He was a terrific entertainer.i want to throw doo doo balls at you
nburghmatt: what about dog-doo sno-cones?
lelio: Doo doo laced snowballs? What is snowballing?
Billy Liar: Maid: "Who do doo-doo?"MJ: "YOU do doo-doo!" (laughs, points at Maid)Maid: "WHO do doo-doo?"MJ (sheepishly): "I don't know......."Both: "THIRD BASE!!!"(curtain)
GreenAdder: Headline: How the singer threatened to throw 'do-do laced snowballs'Deck: The singer allegedly threatened throwing 'doo-doo snowballs' at staffBody copy: 'Then, if you said something, he'd threaten to make doo-doo snowballs and throw it at you.'I understand "doo-doo" is a colloquialism that is not found in the AP style guide. It's also not found in the overrated "Elements of Style" or the underrated "Working with Words." This means there was probably a round-table discussion about the word's proper spelling. At one of my jobs we needed to figure out whether "buttcheeks" was hyphenated, a single word or two separate words. Yay, journalism. We decided on the single-word form.But consistency is important. You can't spell it "do-do" in the slug and "doo-doo" in future instances.
Waldo Pepper: I think part of the apologist factor is pretty the man never had a chance at a normal life from the time he was little. once he hit a certain age i doubt many ever told him No.
WhiskeySticks: To be fair, Oprah did take a #2 in the guest bathroom that peeled paint off of the walls and left a smell that clung on to the rugs and curtains for at least a week plopped her fat ass down on MJ's toilet, so the maids had to get the plunger ready.She BEEFED.She dropped 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that on the set of "The Color Purple" she used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain.
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