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(Guardian)   Steven Seagal plays a benefit concert for the rebels who shot down MH17. Dumbass tag doesn't seem strong enough   (theguardian.com) divider line 184
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2014-08-10 04:44:41 PM

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SOON

 
2014-08-10 04:48:03 PM
I always thought he was a complete asshole.  Good to know how right I was.
 
2014-08-10 04:53:02 PM
Good to know another conservative hero favors murdering innocent people
 
2014-08-10 05:28:55 PM
How Buddhist of him.
 
2014-08-10 06:13:41 PM
It's a start I guess, but even listening to Seagal torture a guitar isn't quite enough punishment for these asshats...

What is sort of odd, is how folks have jumped on the Russian bandwagon in one moment, and then use Putin as their boogeyman, peering over the horizon the next.
 
2014-08-10 06:46:47 PM
Well there goes his chances of being in an Expendables movie.
 
2014-08-10 06:47:54 PM
Steven Seagal seems like the kind of guy who would swoon for a strong, decisive, macho leader.
 
2014-08-10 06:48:54 PM
Somehow, Justin Bieber just became the SECOND most deserving person who seriously needs to DIAF. How did that happen??
 
2014-08-10 06:49:52 PM
Well, God works in mysterious ways, and no one can say that they don't deserve each other.
 
2014-08-10 06:50:01 PM
I bet Sheriff Joe is sooooooooooo jealous right now because Evil Dobby stole his boyfriend.
 
2014-08-10 06:51:34 PM
Wasn't Segal running with Joe Arpaio too?  Well, a man is known by the company he keeps.
 
2014-08-10 06:51:37 PM

BigNumber12: Steven Seagal seems like the kind of guy who would swoon for a strong, decisive, macho leader.


I think the term you're looking for is "butch bottom"
 
2014-08-10 06:51:42 PM
So, when people ask what he's up to, I should just say, "Donetsk; you don't want to know."
 
2014-08-10 06:51:51 PM
Fark Steven Segal.

Fark him in the ass with a dead child's femur.
 
2014-08-10 06:52:16 PM

Electrify: Well there goes his chances of being in an Expendables movie.


www.highdefdiscnews.com
Approves.
 
2014-08-10 06:53:10 PM
Rodman?
 
2014-08-10 06:53:19 PM
Wow.  He was always one of those actors who if I saw he was in a movie, I knew I didn't want to watch it.

Marcus Aurelius: I always thought he was a complete asshole.  Good to know how right I was.


Maybe he's just a troll.

Checks you tube for his band.  Okay, I'm watching the Steven Seagal Blues Band now.

Yeah, he sucks.  He also looks like he gained a lot of weight.  I guess his backup female vocalists aren't too bad.  No, they suck too.  Well, there's 3 minutes of ear torture that I'll never get over.
 
2014-08-10 06:55:18 PM
Dafuq? Seagal has always struck me as an egomaniac, but I NEVER figured he had straw for brains. Until now.
 
2014-08-10 06:56:51 PM
Would hate to see anything happen to his flight home.
 
2014-08-10 06:57:05 PM
Has any of our satellite equipment gotten pictures of the line of Rightie mouth breathers who are lining up to deep throat Putin? That HAS to be visible from space at this point.
 
2014-08-10 06:59:27 PM
No one knows for certain who shot down that plane besides the guys who shot it down.  Certainly no one on Murican net forums knows for sure.
 
2014-08-10 07:00:24 PM
Steven Seagal's most palatable song is "Don't You Cry," which is an innocuous and semi-catchy power ballad.

His worst song (but kind of the best for being the worst) is the reggae/rap song "Strut" in which he says "Me want the poonani."
 
2014-08-10 07:00:53 PM
STEVEN SEAGAL is....

UNDER SIEGE!
 
2014-08-10 07:02:13 PM
Another whore turncoat. Say hello to Gerard Depardieu
 
2014-08-10 07:02:29 PM
I wonder if Fark would have the same dogpile if he had performed in East-Jerusalem.

/Fark wouldn't.
 
2014-08-10 07:02:29 PM
Christ, what an asshole.
 
2014-08-10 07:02:41 PM
The moment I knew Seagal was an asshole was the first time I saw him on Letterman, which was also the first time I saw anything to do with Seagal. He insisted on demonstrating his karate skills and nearly knocked Dave's head off because he misjudged a kick.
 
2014-08-10 07:03:45 PM
Fark needs a special animated gif Dumbass tag that can only be used -- say -- half a dozen times per year. I nominate this ding-a-ling to be its first recipient.
 
2014-08-10 07:03:45 PM

gfid: Wow.  He was always one of those actors who if I saw he was in a movie, I knew I didn't want to watch it.


I'd turn in just to watch him run.
 
2014-08-10 07:04:35 PM
Wow, a "libertarian" is really an authoritarian fan of autocrats and plutocrats?

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2014-08-10 07:04:47 PM

Fissile: No one knows for certain who shot down that plane besides the guys who shot it down.  Certainly no one on Murican net forums knows for sure.


You mean the guys that took credit for shooting it down until they found out it was a passenger plane? We don't know it was those guys? Unless you believe that there bragging about shooting it down was really the Ukraine government planting false evidence against the rebels, but to believe that you would have to be an idiot.

But anyway, goddamn has Seagal gone off the deep end.
 
2014-08-10 07:04:48 PM
So sad he never gave a shiat about his daughter savannah who has cancer
 
2014-08-10 07:05:12 PM
Everyone knows he should be playing a benefit concert for our allies in Syria to help them buy more stones:


http://news.yahoo.com/women-stoned-death-syria-adultery-174549066.ht ml
 
2014-08-10 07:06:41 PM

GungFu: STEVEN SEAGAL is....

UNDER SIEGE!


I wonder if he ever got that Fire Down Below taken care of? Must itch like the dickens.
 
2014-08-10 07:07:50 PM

ongbok: Fissile: No one knows for certain who shot down that plane besides the guys who shot it down.  Certainly no one on Murican net forums knows for sure.

You mean the guys that took credit for shooting it down until they found out it was a passenger plane? We don't know it was those guys? Unless you believe that there bragging about shooting it down was really the Ukraine government planting false evidence against the rebels, but to believe that you would have to be an idiot.

But anyway, goddamn has Seagal gone off the deep end.


Not to mention that the area where the crash site is just so happens to be controlled by the rebels and have been restricting access to said crash site.
 
2014-08-10 07:10:16 PM

Fissile: No one knows for certain who shot down that plane besides the guys who shot it down.  Certainly no one on Murican net forums knows for sure.


Just like no one knows for sure whether Steven Seagal is getting fat or is in the process of asexual reproduction by budding.
 
2014-08-10 07:10:34 PM

RoomFullOfMonkeys: The moment I knew Seagal was an asshole was the first time I saw him on Letterman, which was also the first time I saw anything to do with Seagal. He insisted on demonstrating his karate skills and nearly knocked Dave's head off because he misjudged a kick.


Wait, wasn't that Crispin Glover?
 
2014-08-10 07:12:11 PM

TedCruz'sCrazyDad: Everyone knows he should be playing a benefit concert for our allies in Syria to help them buy more stones:


http://news.yahoo.com/women-stoned-death-syria-adultery-174549066.ht ml


That's in the area of Syria held by ISIS, the Islamic State, or whatever the hell they call themselves, who are currently targets of US airstrikes in Iraq.
I don't think anybody considers them allies.
 
2014-08-10 07:13:42 PM
The more I learn about Seagal, the more I think he may be the most clueless, worthless egomaniac in Hollywood.  And that is saying something.
 
2014-08-10 07:14:42 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: RoomFullOfMonkeys: The moment I knew Seagal was an asshole was the first time I saw him on Letterman, which was also the first time I saw anything to do with Seagal. He insisted on demonstrating his karate skills and nearly knocked Dave's head off because he misjudged a kick.

Wait, wasn't that Crispin Glover?


Yup, he was doing the interview in caracter from some movie I can't remember the title of.
 
2014-08-10 07:14:43 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: RoomFullOfMonkeys: The moment I knew Seagal was an asshole was the first time I saw him on Letterman, which was also the first time I saw anything to do with Seagal. He insisted on demonstrating his karate skills and nearly knocked Dave's head off because he misjudged a kick.

Wait, wasn't that Crispin Glover?


No, different conservative action hero.

Crispin Glover was in those movies with Mel Gibson.
 
2014-08-10 07:15:54 PM
My judo instructor trained with an old man in japan who was a martial arts adviser on several 80s movies, one of which involved Mr. Segal.  It seems Segal liked to brag about how no one could choke him out and would invite folks on the set try (those who had no MA experience, naturally) and then he'd have a great big laugh when they failed.  After one of these episodes, the old man politely asked to have a try, and choked Mr. Segal unconscious in mere seconds.  Segal crumpled to the ground like wet paper bag and proceeded to piss himself.

/CSB
 
2014-08-10 07:16:47 PM
www.19sixties60s.com

Approves, Comrade!
 
2014-08-10 07:17:23 PM

fusillade762: How Buddhist of him.


You mocked someone who's  religion is other than Christianity  ? Bring on the Fark rage !
 
2014-08-10 07:17:23 PM
er, make that "Seagal".
 
2014-08-10 07:18:25 PM
Shirley you can't be serious.
 
2014-08-10 07:22:01 PM

RottenEggs: fusillade762: How Buddhist of him.

You mocked someone who's  religion is other than Christianity  ? Bring on the Fark rage !


Nice cross, but how are you going to hammer in that last nail?
 
2014-08-10 07:23:39 PM

ReverendJynxed: Electrify: Well there goes his chances of being in an Expendables movie.


Approves.


Off topic. I watched JCVD the other day. Some of the best acting I've ever seen out of Van Damme.
 
2014-08-10 07:24:40 PM

Dansker: B.L.Z. Bub: RoomFullOfMonkeys: The moment I knew Seagal was an asshole was the first time I saw him on Letterman, which was also the first time I saw anything to do with Seagal. He insisted on demonstrating his karate skills and nearly knocked Dave's head off because he misjudged a kick.

Wait, wasn't that Crispin Glover?

Yup, he was doing the interview in caracter from some movie I can't remember the title of.


That guy's a freak, but I sort of like him.   I'd never seen it before, but here's the clip:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dYjdKbMT_c

Unfortunately, his foot never makes contact with Letterman's head.

and then Letterman calls him a "goofball" and "dork".
 
2014-08-10 07:25:19 PM
He's just mad they left him out of the expendables.  Even van dumb was in one of those.
 
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