Imaginativescreenname: Hmm so kid goes to a RESTRICTED area in florida and the media paints him as a hero for not being turned into gator poop like he really should have been?
Fank: Perhaps we should not point cameras at kids that are high on prescribed drugs, at all.
Sliding Carp: Call him Amos Moses.
ragekage: Nobody uses demerol anymore, Subby. Dilaudid. Get it right. Maybe fentanyl for a peds patient.
AverageAmericanGuy: Alligators are pussies. This kid got farked up by an alligator. That's the kind of embarrassing shiat you should be keeping a secret, kid.
cyberspacedout: Arnold Palmer hospital? Either the doctors play too much golf, or they serve their patients iced tea with lemonade.
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