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(Metro)   Smoking hot 23-year-old redhead and her family share their home with meerkats, tarantulas and a skunk. What could possibly go wrong? (w/pics)   (metro.co.uk) divider line 84
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2014-08-10 11:22:41 AM  
Where does she hide the ferret?
 
2014-08-10 11:24:03 AM  
The older stepdaughter's face in the picture says it all.
 
2014-08-10 12:04:33 PM  
Warning: "British Hot"
 
2014-08-10 12:33:05 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Warning: "British Hot"


Warning: Fark submitter redhead
 
2014-08-10 12:51:52 PM  
Not all that hot really.
 
2014-08-10 12:51:55 PM  

Speaker2Animals: AverageAmericanGuy: Warning: "British Hot"

Warning: Fark submitter redhead


I clicked, and this was what I expected, and I was not wrong. Apparently "crappy dye job" is now "redhead".

Actual redheads are hot, crazy, and will do things to you in bed you didn't know were possible.
 
2014-08-10 12:52:13 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Warning: "British Hot"


Or as it's know in America...a solid 4.
 
2014-08-10 12:55:11 PM  
More like 41-year old guy with two kids marrying hot.
 
2014-08-10 12:55:41 PM  

Stone Meadow: AverageAmericanGuy: Warning: "British Hot"

Or as it's know in America...a solid 4.


You are very generous.
 
2014-08-10 12:57:38 PM  
i actually thought it someone who thinks Harry Readhead is hot.
 
2014-08-10 12:57:44 PM  
 
2014-08-10 12:58:21 PM  

Speaker2Animals: AverageAmericanGuy: Warning: "British Hot"

Warning: Fark submitter redhead


I think the term "hard looking 23" needs to be in there somewhere also.
 
2014-08-10 01:00:17 PM  

aerojockey: More like

non-wealthy 41-year old guy with two kids marrying hot.

FTFY
 
2014-08-10 01:04:53 PM  
Son Girl, you got a panty lizard on your head.
 
2014-08-10 01:06:18 PM  
ah, the old 'hey here is a weird family' article.  perfect Sunday fare.  half those 'pets' are just dinner for the other half.
 
2014-08-10 01:06:22 PM  

hitmanric: Speaker2Animals: AverageAmericanGuy: Warning: "British Hot"

Warning: Fark submitter redhead

I think the term "hard looking 23" needs to be in there somewhere also.


She would have to have a lot of cigarettes in her.

My theory is she's really the mother and she's a late 30-something smoker. The older daughter looks too much like her, is Lincoln really that inbred a place that everyone looks like each other? So this is a normal family that's getting paid for a one-page reality show kind of story in Metro.
 
2014-08-10 01:07:35 PM  
That is the most average "smoking hot" woman I have seen on Fark...usually "smoking hot" means she is 350 lbs with a full beard, or she is a total 10.  Rarely is "smoking hot" as average as that...
 
2014-08-10 01:10:48 PM  

Repo Man: Now this one deserves the "smoking hot" moniker - Woman cursed with huge 'expanding breasts' hits size 40L - that's NINE cup sizes in two years (NSFW or lunch).


The pixie-cut redheaded doctor (Dr. Pixie) is very cute, but not smoking hot.
 
2014-08-10 01:12:00 PM  
Christ. Have some standards, subby.
 
2014-08-10 01:14:38 PM  
Ok,  I'm not upset with subby that girl isn't smoking hot,  that's fine. I always click on the link just to see, even if I'm pretty sure it'll be a sea-cow. I lived through rugbyjock and gorgor, nothing on fark can hurt me now.

BUT I WAS PROMISED A REDHEAD,  ALLS I SEE IS BRUNETTE WITH A shiatTY DYE JOB!!
www.tooconservative.com
 
2014-08-10 01:18:29 PM  
share their home with meerkats, tarantulas-


25.media.tumblr.com
Spider thread! Spider thread!
Sunday's starting off in good stead!
You might think we're great pets!
We'll bite you....No regrets!
This is....a minor spider thread!

 
2014-08-10 01:18:40 PM  
Maybe hot if she was 40...
 
2014-08-10 01:23:28 PM  
"hot"

Subby's standards are low as shiat.

www.troll.me
 
2014-08-10 01:24:42 PM  

WTFDYW: Stone Meadow: AverageAmericanGuy: Warning: "British Hot"

Or as it's know in America...a solid 4.

You are very generous.


Maybe I'm just used to plain-faced British women. My father's family is English, and were minor nobility going back to Wm the Conqueror. Their women (and men!) are the plainest looking one could imagine. My maternal grandfather's family came from Scotland. He married an English Jewish immigrant who was quite lovely, and their children were all good looking, but since they we've regressed to the mean. Grandma's parents died before I got to know them, and their backgrounds remain unknown to me, but they weren't "English".

Me? I married a petite, very French looking woman whose family is from Alsace and just across the border in Baden. Fortunately, our children take after her in both the looks and smarts departments. :)
 
2014-08-10 01:25:23 PM  

grinding_journalist: Speaker2Animals: AverageAmericanGuy: Warning: "British Hot"

Warning: Fark submitter redhead

I clicked, and this was what I expected, and I was not wrong. Apparently "crappy dye job" is now "redhead".

Actual redheads are hot, crazy, and will do things to you in bed you didn't know were possible.


Everyone tries to be a redhead. The problem is they only have the crazy part down and lack the rest that makes putting up with redheads worth it.
 
2014-08-10 01:26:10 PM  
Meerkats love it when you play harmonica!
 
2014-08-10 01:26:56 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Warning: "British Hot"


Yeah, "British hot" isn't like "Real hot".  It's like carob and chocolate.  Or turkey bacon and bacon.  Or Bill Lava and Carl Stalling.  Just close enough to let you know exactly what they're completely failing at being.
 
2014-08-10 01:37:07 PM  
https://www.facebook.com/dixie123

Her Fb page
 
2014-08-10 01:37:59 PM  

i_dig_chicks: Not all that hot really.


I would. And most of the rest of you would as well.
 
2014-08-10 01:50:10 PM  
I don't know what "British Hot" means, but I think the Brits have some taste when I see Lucy Pinder, Rosey Jones, Keeley Hazel, Kelly Brook, etc.
 
2014-08-10 01:50:54 PM  

ReverendJynxed: Actual redheads are hot, crazy, and will do things to you in bed you didn't know were possible.
Everyone tries to be a redhead. The problem is they only have the crazy part down and lack the rest that makes putting up with redheads worth it.


I find it amusing that so many of you think that someone's skin or hair tone has anything to do with their personality. If she was slap ugly and 150 pounds overweight, you'd say "ohhhhhh, ugly" and not one word about how redheads are crazy in bed.
 
2014-08-10 01:58:38 PM  

Dadoody: I don't know what "British Hot" means, but I think the Brits have some taste when I see Lucy Pinder, Rosey Jones, Keeley Hazel, Kelly Brook, etc.


I take it you've never been to England.

There are some attractive ladies, but they're much rarer than in other parts of the world, and the average hotness is much lower.
 
2014-08-10 02:07:18 PM  

Toddicusrex: Maybe hot if she was 40...


They say 23, I believe closer to 40 with that makeup, she does have a photo without it on she actually looks better.
 
2014-08-10 02:19:03 PM  
At least she isn't Petunia Pig.

But there is plenty of crazy in the eyes.
 
2014-08-10 02:19:06 PM  

Dadoody: I don't know what "British Hot" means, but I think the Brits have some taste when I see Lucy Pinder, Rosey Jones, Keeley Hazel, Kelly Brook, etc.


Taste? Do you think the they Brits go out and recruit their women?
 
2014-08-10 02:23:10 PM  
I wager that the oldest step-daughter is going to be much better looking at 23.
 
2014-08-10 02:28:02 PM  
Alyss? Sad to see the British have adapted the American custom of spelling names like D&D characters.
 
2014-08-10 02:29:22 PM  

i_dig_chicks: Not all that hot really.


While certainly not hot, I'd hit the shiat out of that and you would too

/firebush
 
2014-08-10 02:30:40 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Warning: "British Hot"


Worse: fark hot
 
2014-08-10 02:34:06 PM  

Jack's Smirking Revenge: Alyss? Sad to see the British have adapted the American custom of spelling names like D&D characters.


Likely Welsh.
 
2014-08-10 02:34:51 PM  

Jack's Smirking Revenge: Alyss? Sad to see the British have adapted the American custom of spelling names like D&D characters.


Maybe she's a cooper?
 
2014-08-10 02:43:04 PM  
Hot, like a red-headed Flo.

/Flo's a skank
 
2014-08-10 02:48:42 PM  
If I didn't know Crazy Eyes before, I do now...
/eesshh...
 
2014-08-10 02:50:44 PM  

Prey4reign: Hot, like a red-headed Flo.

/Flo's a skank


l.wigflip.com

/wait wut?
 
2014-08-10 02:52:13 PM  

Another Government Employee: Jack's Smirking Revenge: Alyss? Sad to see the British have adapted the American custom of spelling names like D&D characters.

Likely Welsh.


It wasn't that incoherent.
 
2014-08-10 03:01:12 PM  

grinding_journalist: Speaker2Animals: AverageAmericanGuy: Warning: "British Hot"

Warning: Fark submitter redhead

I clicked, and this was what I expected, and I was not wrong. Apparently "crappy dye job" is now "redhead".

Actual redheads are hot, crazy, and will do things to you in bed you didn't know were possible.


Ok, I'm curious. "Things in bed" like what? Name one thing.
 
2014-08-10 03:04:11 PM  
img.fark.net by the lack of hot redheads in this thread
 
2014-08-10 03:06:52 PM  
Now Fark is greenlighting anything that says "Smoking hot" even for an ordinary looking woman.
This site sucks.
 
2014-08-10 03:22:27 PM  
Is making fun of subb's choice in women the joke around here too?  We all should know by now 'smoking hot' is like 99% of the time not hot at all....joke.
 
2014-08-10 03:35:55 PM  
Animal hoarding is a serious illness.

I'll bet she's a blonde, though.
 
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