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(Orlando Sentinel)   John McAfee makes a surprise appearance at a Vegas hacker conference and unveils his new website, which he described as "a website to give people a place online to vent their anger." Looks like he's never visited any website ever   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 33
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2014-08-10 11:27:24 AM  
Wait, McAfee is taking over the politics tab?  :D
 
2014-08-10 11:50:48 AM  
It looks like somebody hacked into his hairdo.
 
2014-08-10 01:27:44 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Wait, McAfee is taking over the politics tab?  :D


I came to ask if his Fark handle is "Drew".
 
2014-08-10 01:41:11 PM  
I had to stop reading YouTube comments, because I was tired of cowering in the corner every day.
 
2014-08-10 01:43:56 PM  
First complaint: the complaint website is down. Error message:

Server Error in '/' Application.
 
2014-08-10 01:48:28 PM  

MrEricSir: First complaint: the complaint website is down. Error message:

Server Error in '/' Application.


Meanwhile, in the home of John McAfee

www.granitetransformations.com

You can't see it, but there are several dead business partners under that.
 
2014-08-10 01:53:30 PM  
He bought Banation?
 
2014-08-10 02:21:17 PM  
So he made a new fark or reddit?
 
2014-08-10 02:21:58 PM  

Nemo's Brother: He bought Banation?


That would explain so much
 
2014-08-10 02:30:01 PM  

hardinparamedic: Meanwhile, in the home of John McAfee


The funny thing is, you'd never be able to dive into a pile of gold coins, because you're far less dense than gold.

It's like Gollum sinking into the lava in Mt Doom. He'd really just sit on the surface and sizzle.
 
2014-08-10 02:36:13 PM  
Well, maybe the Belize PD will post a few comments!
 
2014-08-10 02:37:00 PM  
Was he stoned out of his gourd? Because that's the only way I'd listen to him talking at all.
I really like what he's done with his dye job, though. You're a styling motherfarker, John. And probably a murderer, but hey, shiat happens in the tough world of drugs and business.
 
2014-08-10 03:04:16 PM  
I think McAfee really made this for himself:
i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-10 03:14:46 PM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-08-10 03:28:05 PM  
Nobody knows about venting anger like a guy who kills his neighbor for having barking dogs.
 
2014-08-10 03:31:37 PM  
If you want to see just how batshiat insane this man is, the UK's Channel 4 News did an excellent on-location interview when he was on the run for [not] murdering a man.

http://www.channel4.com/news/on-the-run-with-john-mcafee-video
 
2014-08-10 04:17:24 PM  

jaytkay: Nobody knows about venting anger like a guy who kills his neighbor for having baking dogs.


i.imgur.com

/shameless false quote
//was first thing I thought of
 
2014-08-10 04:25:56 PM  
 
2014-08-10 05:19:18 PM  

theorellior: hardinparamedic: Meanwhile, in the home of John McAfee

The funny thing is, you'd never be able to dive into a pile of gold coins, because you're far less dense than gold.

It's like Gollum sinking into the lava in Mt Doom. He'd really just sit on the surface and sizzle.


Next you will be telling me that you can't rum I'm place for a little while when running off a cliff. I call bullshiat!
 
2014-08-10 05:22:53 PM  
Any bets on how quickly its sued for libel? This seriously seems like a bad idea for liability. It's like yelp without the counter-balancing positivity...
 
2014-08-10 05:24:47 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: Next you will be telling me that you can't rum I'm place for a little while when running off a cliff. I call bullshiat!


You can if you have a pair of bongos to make the proper "running in place" noise. FACT.
 
2014-08-10 05:26:28 PM  
Oh great idea. Crowd source feature requests. This should end well.
 
2014-08-10 05:36:24 PM  

Bungles: If you want to see just how batshiat insane this man is, the UK's Channel 4 News did an excellent on-location interview when he was on the run for [not] murdering a man.


McAfee banged a bunch of teenage girls in a country where they'll marry you for $10, or it's $15 if you want to fark them without marrying. He ran his mouth about corruption in a third world country and then was honestly surprised when the government retaliated for it. He was an American who moved to paradise and burned a surprising amount of money in a short time by playing around. Then he snuck across a border in a part of the world where all that takes is hiring a water taxi and telling them to skip the Customs pier. Are you seriously suggesting this man is not James Bond meets Scarface with a little Indiana Jones?

http://www.channel4.com/news/on-the-run-with-john-mcafee-video

"There is an emptiness that can only be filled by constant attention." no shiat, Sherlock?
 
2014-08-10 05:41:56 PM  

Bungles: If you want to see just how batshiat insane this man is, the UK's Channel 4 News did an excellent on-location interview when he was on the run for [not] murdering a man.

http://www.channel4.com/news/on-the-run-with-john-mcafee-video


Sure he's a bit crazy but it's a much more fun crazy than what you normally get in nursing home.
 
2014-08-10 07:24:14 PM  

AMonkey'sUncle: I had to stop reading YouTube comments, because I was tired of cowering in the corner every day.


I just accepted that every video I watched will have someone screaming about Obama using Haarp to cause 9/11, and how the strange sounds in the sky everyone is "hearing" are actually the angels blowing their trumpets.

Yeah, great, can I go back to watching this Honest Trailer, now?

/"hearing" as in hoaxing.
 
2014-08-10 07:40:25 PM  

Fark like a Barsoomian: McAfee banged a bunch of teenage girls in a country where they'll marry you for $10, or it's $15 if you want to fark them without marrying. He ran his mouth about corruption in a third world country and then was honestly surprised when the government retaliated for it. He was an American who moved to paradise and burned a surprising amount of money in a short time by playing around. Then he snuck across a border in a part of the world where all that takes is hiring a water taxi and telling them to skip the Customs pier. Are you seriously suggesting this man is not James Bond meets Scarface with a little Indiana Jones?


Which country was this again?
 
2014-08-10 07:59:30 PM  
Maybe if he'd had this he wouldn't have murdered his neighbor.
 
2014-08-10 08:40:51 PM  

006andahalf: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 850x1114]


That form looks suspiciously like the injury form I had to fill out at work when I almost lost my eye.

Except the form at work was meant to be taken seriously.
 
2014-08-10 11:46:25 PM  
He was only there because he read the sign wrong. He thought it said Vegas Hooker Conference.
 
2014-08-11 02:19:38 AM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Wait, McAfee is taking over the politics tab?  :D


Feh, the comments section on just about any random mainstream news site can be orders of magnitude angrier than the pol tab. Try scrolling to the bottom of a random Daily Mail article some time.
 
2014-08-11 01:53:41 PM  

Cpl.D: Which country was this again?


Belize. Can't you read? It's right in the...

Oh. I get it.

Go get 'em Corporal Dingdong. ;)
 
2014-08-11 02:11:31 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: theorellior: hardinparamedic: Meanwhile, in the home of John McAfee

The funny thing is, you'd never be able to dive into a pile of gold coins, because you're far less dense than gold.

It's like Gollum sinking into the lava in Mt Doom. He'd really just sit on the surface and sizzle.

Next you will be telling me that you can't rum I'm place for a little while when running off a cliff. I call bullshiat!


I'm say you had a bit too much Rum at your place. Probably should avoid cliffs for a while.
 
2014-08-11 09:40:26 PM  
CSB:
Back in 1996, most of the kids on my hall had purchased IBM's through Virginia Tech.  All the boxes came pre-installed with McAfee.

We found out that McAfee would prevent Duke Nukem from connecting to a multiplayer game.  Everyone switched to Norton.
 
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