Man, like I was really, really on edge after trying to
recover from that party I got hammered at last night.
Man, a PBR hangover is a screaming biatch.
So, I'm thinking "chill man, chill" and so I got in touch
with Andre, my Jamaican bakin' connection and he
sold me some righteous ganja.
What, I shouldn't have done that? Bummer, man.
Fark Me To Tears: FTFA: After the crash, Case sought treatment at a hospital emergency room, where he received a cat scan and X-rays. Case said that he suffered bruised ribs and whiplash in the crash and was outfitted with a neck brace at the hospital.Case said that he expects to miss upwards of three weeks of work and is planning legal action over the accident.$$$$Google$$$$
I_Am_Weasel: Oh, he's drunk. How would he know where we're going?
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