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(DNA Info)   NYU offers sex therapy for porn-addicted freshmen. Or as porn-addicted freshmen are called, male undergrads   (dnainfo.com) divider line 27
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2014-08-10 08:29:38 AM  
While porn addicts may have burly right arms, I think eating addicts have a higher risk of health issues.
 
2014-08-10 09:05:47 AM  
 Isn't it really a masturbation addiction? I mean porn is just the means to the end really..
 
2014-08-10 09:30:37 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: Isn't it really a masturbation addiction? I mean porn is just the means to the end really..


Porn addiction and masturbation addiction aren't mutually exclusive. Sometimes I watch porn when I'm pounding my wife.
 
2014-08-10 09:36:51 AM  

gggoddammitt: Mr. Shabooboo: Isn't it really a masturbation addiction? I mean porn is just the means to the end really..

Porn addiction and masturbation addiction aren't mutually exclusive. Sometimes I watch porn when I'm pounding my wife.


Also, a drug addict can decide he only likes the high from crack. Or, he could like all drugs. You can call him a crackhead, and you can call him a drug addict. With that in mind, if someone's goal is orgasm, they may like meaningless casual sex, masturbation, porn in conjunction with either/both, et cetera. It really comes down to specificity. Does he only watch porn? Does he just like to masturbate? 

I think that even if you are addicted to masturbation, if you cannot get off without the use of porn, it's safe to call you a porn addict.
 
2014-08-10 09:47:00 AM  

gggoddammitt: I think that even if you are addicted to masturbation, if you cannot get off without the use of porn, it's safe to call you a porn addict.


My standard like addiction for anything under the stars is if it is causing major interruptions to the rest of your life.  For college freshman, if you can't put down the porn long enough to do your homework and go to class, then maybe you're addicted.
 
2014-08-10 10:01:50 AM  
So they're giving out free hand jobs?
 
2014-08-10 10:17:08 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: So they're giving out free hand jobs?


See, that's how I read that as well.

/ Addicted to porn?
// Try cheap sex!
/// $50 a pop! (Intended pun)
 
2014-08-10 11:26:49 AM  
basically,
- want more sex
- not enough sex available
- access to sex alternatives available
- over use of sex alternatives...because can't get enough wanted

Same solution as overeating...or any other natural desire of some need or intensity
...teach moderation and appropriate usage.
 
2014-08-10 11:42:21 AM  

MaxTigar: Marcus Aurelius: So they're giving out free hand jobs?

See, that's how I read that as well.

/ Addicted to porn?
// Try cheap sex!
/// $50 a pop! (Intended pun)


I was thinking drunk sorority girls, but I guess that's a tomayto/tomahto distinction.
 
2014-08-10 11:44:40 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: So they're giving out free hand jobs?


More like Fleshlights.
 
2014-08-10 11:59:12 AM  

12349876: gggoddammitt: I think that even if you are addicted to masturbation, if you cannot get off without the use of porn, it's safe to call you a porn addict.

My standard like addiction for anything under the stars is if it is causing major interruptions to the rest of your life.  For college freshman, if you can't put down the porn long enough to do your homework and go to class, then maybe you're addicted.


I've lamented that if I'd had Word Perfect and spell checking in college, I'd have graduated with honors.  But if I'd also had the Internet, it might have worked to my detriment.

But honestly, the therapy they need is to get laid every other day...
 
2014-08-10 12:10:54 PM  
I took certificate courses through the NYU's School of Professional and Continuing Studies.

If I knew that sex therapy and porn addiction were options I wouldn't have wasted my time with non-profit arts management.
 
2014-08-10 01:25:47 PM  
I've heard of "porn-induced impotence."  I imagine that would be the chief call for any such therapy.
 
2014-08-10 01:50:14 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo:  Isn't it really a masturbation addiction? I mean porn is just the means to the end really..


TFA explains it. Basically, these are 18 year old kids that are so used slutty teen nympho midget transformer slut ass-to-mouth gangbangs that they don't get turned on by ordinary girls any more.

Hmmm. I can relate.
 
2014-08-10 01:53:08 PM  

bmwericus: But honestly, the therapy they need is to get laid every other day...


...but never today. Yeah, I remember that scene.
 
2014-08-10 02:04:29 PM  

jfarkinB: bmwericus: But honestly, the therapy they need is to get laid every other day...

...but never today. Yeah, I remember that scene.


Would you settle for splitting them into odd and even and them getting some on the day that matched?..snort.
 
2014-08-10 02:51:13 PM  

Krieghund: Mr. Shabooboo:  Isn't it really a masturbation addiction? I mean porn is just the means to the end really..

TFA explains it. Basically, these are 18 year old kids that are so used slutty teen nympho midget transformer slut ass-to-mouth gangbangs that they don't get turned on by ordinary girls any more.

Hmmm. I can relate.


I just don't know how much porn you have to be watching to get there.  I mean honestly, I porn it up practically every night since the wife got preggos and is no longer willing, but seeing tons of hot chicks in bikinis at my bros bachelor party (including a hot redheaded british accented chick and another british chick who was stretching the boundaries on what is considered a bikini) at harperls ferry still got mr. hammer going.
 
2014-08-10 06:12:26 PM  
Do they get anal?
 
2014-08-10 06:16:19 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: Isn't it really a masturbation addiction? I mean porn is just the means to the end really..


Not really -- ever met one of those people who just... watches porn? I always considered porn something that you only really watch when you want to whack off. But i have learned that some people just love looking at porn. They will watch porn at work. On the bus. When they have a moment they will fire up their phone and watch some porn. I'm not talking about some nude pics or some fine NSFW titties in a link on fark. Im talking about BAM BAM sloppy pound it out videos. 

I dont really get it. I like porn - but watching it when you cant spank it seems really weird to me. Like watching porn with a bunch of other dudes. Its weird.
 
2014-08-10 06:51:47 PM  

rogue49: basically,
- want more sex
- not enough sex available
- access to sex alternatives available
- over use of sex alternatives...because can't get enough wanted

Same solution as overeating...or any other natural desire of some need or intensity
...teach moderation and appropriate usage.


Much like candy is less filling but full of empty calories compared to real food, masturbation is a less fulfilling emotional activity than real sex.

If the people were getting real sex (and let's be honest, the population who watches porn religiously while participating in real sex is slim, marginal even) they'd likely be 'full'. There's also a mental obsession with it which probably isn't relieved by masturbation in the same manner as real sex.

My solution is to legalize prostitution. It's one of the oldest professions and it would alleviate a ton of issues like this.
 
2014-08-10 07:37:16 PM  
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2014-08-10 09:20:12 PM  

mikefinch: Mr. Shabooboo: Isn't it really a masturbation addiction? I mean porn is just the means to the end really..

Not really -- ever met one of those people who just... watches porn? I always considered porn something that you only really watch when you want to whack off. But i have learned that some people just love looking at porn. They will watch porn at work. On the bus. When they have a moment they will fire up their phone and watch some porn. I'm not talking about some nude pics or some fine NSFW titties in a link on fark. Im talking about BAM BAM sloppy pound it out videos. 

I dont really get it. I like porn - but watching it when you cant spank it seems really weird to me. Like watching porn with a bunch of other dudes. Its weird.


No..I have to say that I have not really met anyone close to that.I wouldn't doubt their existence of course. How jaded can you be to not even be able to get it up..

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2014-08-10 10:54:55 PM  
A college freshman with sexual problems? That's about as likely as an anorexic Honey Boo Boo
 
2014-08-10 11:57:03 PM  

Huck And Molly Ziegler: A college freshman with sexual problems? That's about as likely as an anorexic Honey Boo Boo


Put some one on the wrong medication for depression and you would be surprised what can happen.
 
2014-08-11 09:25:13 AM  

BalugaJoe: Do they get anal?


Only if they join a frat
 
2014-08-11 09:37:37 AM  
Mr. Shabooboo: mikefinch: ... But i have learned that some people just love looking at porn. They will watch porn at work. On the bus. When they have a moment they will fire up their phone and watch some porn. I'm not talking about some nude pics or some fine NSFW titties in a link on fark. Im talking about BAM BAM sloppy pound it out videos.

I dont really get it. I like porn - but watching it when you cant spank it seems really weird to me. Like watching porn with a bunch of other dudes. Its weird.

No..I have to say that I have not really met anyone close to that.I wouldn't doubt their existence of course.


And we find guys like you weird too.  Why couldn't you just save the mental image for later?
 
2014-08-11 09:43:30 AM  

gggoddammitt: Mr. Shabooboo: Isn't it really a masturbation addiction? I mean porn is just the means to the end really..

Porn addiction and masturbation addiction aren't mutually exclusive. Sometimes I watch porn when I'm pounding my wife.


That's a coincidence, I like watching porn while banging your wife too. We should hang out sometime.
 
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