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(CNN)   Once again for the terminally dense: Science doesn't care what you believe. It just works   (cnn.com) divider line 159
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2014-08-10 08:11:02 AM  
Once again for the terminally dense: Republicans don't care what science believes, birth control is murder.
 
2014-08-10 09:33:36 AM  

dookdookdook: Once again for the terminally dense: Republicans don't care what science believes, birth control is murder

 empowers women.

FTFY.
 
2014-08-10 09:40:15 AM  

www.critic.co.nz

 
2014-08-10 09:50:51 AM  
An anonymous donor funded the $23 million initiative, which also provided training, outreach and technical assistance to clinics statewide.

That's awesome. Someone gave $23 million to a cause they believed in and they're seeing positive results.
 
2014-08-10 09:50:52 AM  
B...but whores.
 
2014-08-10 09:51:19 AM  
Yeah, but all those teens are now super immoral sluts who are all going to Hell.

Well, not the males. Boys will be boys, just sewing his wild oats.
 
2014-08-10 09:52:44 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-10 09:53:27 AM  
Ahh I was wondering why the hurricane season started early
 
2014-08-10 09:53:57 AM  
But what about Jesus?
 
2014-08-10 09:54:10 AM  
I refuse to form an opinion until we hear from skinny head, randomjsa, and freckingmoron from over in the politics tab.
 
2014-08-10 09:56:55 AM  

That guy on the bike: Ahh I was wondering why the hurricane season started early


Stay tuned for plagues of locusts and blood rain.
 
2014-08-10 09:57:11 AM  

abhorrent1: But what about Jesus?


Jesus never used birth control.
 
2014-08-10 09:58:45 AM  

I_Am_Weasel: abhorrent1: But what about Jesus?

Jesus never used birth control.


His dad was a poor role model.
 
2014-08-10 09:59:22 AM  
This society faces very few problems for which ignorance is a solution.
 
2014-08-10 10:00:40 AM  

Heliovdrake:


Inaccurate. Republicans do not have a "follow jesus' teachings" function
 
2014-08-10 10:00:53 AM  
How many sluts got away with having sex, unpunished by pregnancy or even the fear of pregnancy?
Let's not ignore the real problem here before we rush to praise godless science.
 
2014-08-10 10:01:32 AM  
This article is a month old....or are we just repeating it for the "terminally dense"?
 
2014-08-10 10:04:17 AM  

Alphakronik: This article is a month old....or are we just repeating it for the "terminally dense"?


Please don't tell us you came here for "news".
 
2014-08-10 10:04:22 AM  

megarian: B...but whores.


...can keep on whore'n without fear of babby. All good.
 
2014-08-10 10:05:09 AM  

Bedstead Polisher: An anonymous donor funded the $23 million initiative, which also provided training, outreach and technical assistance to clinics statewide.

That's awesome. Someone gave $23 million to a cause they believed in and they're seeing positive results.


The anonymity makes me wonder if it came from someone who travels in conservative circles and is trying to counter their derp.
 
2014-08-10 10:08:14 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: Alphakronik: This article is a month old....or are we just repeating it for the "terminally dense"?

Please don't tell us you came here for "news".


No, "current" will work just fine.
 
2014-08-10 10:08:37 AM  
Republicans:
Bible, Jewish/Islamic part: PAY ATTENTION!!!
Bible, Jesus part: Pay attention to his birth (by an unwed, brown woman), and his death on the cross. NOTHING ELSE!!

So basically Republicans are Jewish/Islamic fundamentalists....
 
2014-08-10 10:08:56 AM  

italie: megarian: B...but whores.

...can keep on whore'n without fear of babby. All good.


But it will make MORE whore.

It's a fact. Or something.
 
2014-08-10 10:08:56 AM  
They smoked a monkey.
 
2014-08-10 10:09:52 AM  

Lanadapter: Heliovdrake:

Inaccurate. Republicans do not have a "follow jesus' teachings" function


And it's missing the entire "LOL wimmin amirite?" lobe.
 
2014-08-10 10:11:30 AM  

megarian: italie: megarian: B...but whores.

...can keep on whore'n without fear of babby. All good.

But it will make MORE whore.

It's a fact. Or something.



More whore more better? That'd be the argument I'd gravitate to.
 
2014-08-10 10:11:58 AM  

Harvey Manfrenjensenjen: Bedstead Polisher: An anonymous donor funded the $23 million initiative, which also provided training, outreach and technical assistance to clinics statewide.

That's awesome. Someone gave $23 million to a cause they believed in and they're seeing positive results.

The anonymity makes me wonder if it came from someone who travels in conservative circles and is trying to counter their derp.


The anonymity makes me think they donated an amount in the tens of millions and don't want to be swamped with requests for money from every social program in the country.
 
2014-08-10 10:12:31 AM  

Bedstead Polisher: An anonymous donor funded the $23 million initiative, which also provided training, outreach and technical assistance to clinics statewide.

That's awesome. Someone gave $23 million to a cause they believed in and they're seeing positive results.


I'll bet it was the rich, Nazi bastid George Soros.
 
2014-08-10 10:12:49 AM  

italie: megarian: italie: megarian: B...but whores.

...can keep on whore'n without fear of babby. All good.

But it will make MORE whore.

It's a fact. Or something.


More whore more better? That'd be the argument I'd gravitate to.


Mmmm Colorado: now with 40% more whore!
 
2014-08-10 10:12:57 AM  
Science works often without the understanding of scientists, so the terminally dense shouldn't feel so bad.
 
2014-08-10 10:13:08 AM  

Fart_Machine: I_Am_Weasel: abhorrent1: But what about Jesus?

Jesus never used birth control.

His dad was a poor role model.


Which one?
 
2014-08-10 10:13:45 AM  

megarian: B...but whores.


And that's the beauty of it:They can still be whores!!! They just won't be pregnant teenage whores.

/I have a positive attitude toward whores
 
2014-08-10 10:13:51 AM  

MasterAdkins: dookdookdook: Once again for the terminally dense: Republicans don't care what science believes, birth control is murder empowers women.

FTFY.


Actually, women are powered by adenosine triphosphate.
 
2014-08-10 10:14:26 AM  

Mangoose: Science works often without the understanding of scientists, so the terminally dense shouldn't feel so bad.


Name one invention based on Intelligent Design......
 
2014-08-10 10:15:12 AM  

dookdookdook: Once again for the terminally dense: Republicans don't care what science believes, birth control is murder.


Science doesn't believe anything, you farking idiot. It doesn't have to.
 
2014-08-10 10:15:29 AM  

That guy on the bike: Ahh I was wondering why the hurricane season started early


[Add to ignore list]
 
2014-08-10 10:16:06 AM  
Wait. Wait wait wait wait.

This is a city in Colorado. Which has legal weed.

OH GOD THEY WERE RIGHT! The Devil's Weed is inserting itself into vaginas and actively CREATING deviant sexing behavior for our fragile youths!
 
2014-08-10 10:16:07 AM  

Pharque-it: Mangoose: Science works often without the understanding of scientists, so the terminally dense shouldn't feel so bad.

Name one invention based on Intelligent Design......



The infinite improbability drive.
 
2014-08-10 10:17:43 AM  

Rueened: That guy on the bike: Ahh I was wondering why the hurricane season started early

[Add to ignore list]


I'm not a rocket surgeon or anything, but I'm pretty sure he was being satcastic.
 
2014-08-10 10:18:48 AM  

Delta1212: Harvey Manfrenjensenjen: Bedstead Polisher: An anonymous donor funded the $23 million initiative, which also provided training, outreach and technical assistance to clinics statewide.

That's awesome. Someone gave $23 million to a cause they believed in and they're seeing positive results.

The anonymity makes me wonder if it came from someone who travels in conservative circles and is trying to counter their derp.

The anonymity makes me think they donated an amount in the tens of millions and don't want to be swamped with requests for money from every social program in the country.


Or it was Bill Gates and he didn't want Microsoft to have to take flack from every retard in creation for his personal beliefs.
 
2014-08-10 10:21:19 AM  

megarian: B...but whores.


www.themartywombachershow.com
 
2014-08-10 10:21:34 AM  

megarian: italie: megarian: italie: megarian: B...but whores.

...can keep on whore'n without fear of babby. All good.

But it will make MORE whore.

It's a fact. Or something.


More whore more better? That'd be the argument I'd gravitate to.

Mmmm Colorado: now with 40% more whore!


Mountains, plentiful whores, and weed. You can't go wrong.

//The only downfall I see here is all the extra traffic on Colfax.
 
2014-08-10 10:23:10 AM  

megarian: Rueened: That guy on the bike: Ahh I was wondering why the hurricane season started early

[Add to ignore list]

I'm not a rocket surgeon or anything, but I'm pretty sure he was being satcastic.


Someone forgot to turn on their sarcasm beacon. Oh well, you win some, you lose some
 
2014-08-10 10:25:30 AM  

That guy on the bike: megarian: Rueened: That guy on the bike: Ahh I was wondering why the hurricane season started early

[Add to ignore list]

I'm not a rocket surgeon or anything, but I'm pretty sure he was being satcastic.

Someone forgot to turn on their sarcasm beacon. Oh well, you win some, you lose some


Pretty sure in about 5 minutes s/he will respond to me with something like "there's no such thing as a rocket surgeon, you idiot."
 
2014-08-10 10:29:15 AM  

italie: Mountains, plentiful whores, and weed. You can't go wrong.

//The only downfall I see here is all the extra traffic on Colfax.


Perhaps the Western Slope is less crowded (excluding the Aspen-Vail-1% corridor).
 
2014-08-10 10:32:20 AM  

megarian: That guy on the bike: megarian: Rueened: That guy on the bike: Ahh I was wondering why the hurricane season started early

[Add to ignore list]

I'm not a rocket surgeon or anything, but I'm pretty sure he was being satcastic.

Someone forgot to turn on their sarcasm beacon. Oh well, you win some, you lose some

Pretty sure in about 5 minutes s/he will respond to me with something like "there's no such thing as a rocket surgeon, you idiot."



Actually, there is. As an example:
www.redorbit.com
Sadly, she was aboard the final flight of Columbia. :(


/RIP, Flight Surgeon Laurel Blair Salton Clark.
 
2014-08-10 10:32:29 AM  

Wolf892: So will we be seeing an increase of STI's now that these girls are open for business?


What a Colorado STI may look like.

www.audizine.com
 
2014-08-10 10:33:21 AM  

Wolf892: So will we be seeing an increase of STI's now that these girls are open for business?


I'm pretty sure they will be and have been "open for business", pretty much since the beginning of the species.  Just the baby factory got shut down.
 
2014-08-10 10:35:40 AM  

Bedstead Polisher: Someone gave $23 million to a cause they believed in


Through his generosity this man has spared his fellow bros countless occasions of having to wear a condom.

/ should be a Hero tag
 
2014-08-10 10:37:37 AM  

Archae hippy: Wolf892: So will we be seeing an increase of STI's now that these girls are open for business?

I'm pretty sure they will be and have been "open for business", pretty much since the beginning of the species.  Just the baby factory got shut down.


I have been told that teenagers are models of forethought,responsibility, and patience, and will actively refuse to have sex unless they have some form of birth control and an adequate social structure in place to help them raise a child should that prove ineffective.

/couldn't type that with a straight face
 
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