If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Lebanon Democrat)   Setting up a meth lab in a Wal Mart parking lot may be a brilliant way to capitalize on customer synergy, but (and I know this sounds unlikely) eventually someone is going to notice a mob of toothless naked people and think something is wrong   (lebanondemocrat.com) divider line 38
    More: Amusing  
•       •       •

5810 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Aug 2014 at 10:07 AM (7 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



38 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
2014-08-10 09:36:08 AM
Shoplifting with a shake and bake meth lab in your car is a special kind of stupid, but not on meth.

/instant cold packs......hadn't heard that one
//makes sense though
///resourceful like cockroaches
 
2014-08-10 10:00:40 AM
eventually someone is going to notice a mob of toothless naked people and think something is wrong

At Walmart?
 
2014-08-10 10:05:42 AM
Meh

/Juggalo gathering
 
2014-08-10 10:14:42 AM
When I saw the name of the news paper, Lebanon Democrat, I thought it was Lebanon, PA.

It would not have surprised me one little bit.
 
2014-08-10 10:17:17 AM
That's nothing.  Here's a guy making meth  in a Wal-Mart: link.
 
2014-08-10 10:18:38 AM

Piizzadude: When I saw the name of the news paper, Lebanon Democrat, I thought it was Lebanon, PA.

It would not have surprised me one little bit.


I saw the Lebanon Democrat and figured it was Lebanon, Missouri.
 
2014-08-10 10:22:52 AM
When I saw lebanon, I thought lebanon, new hampshire. Would not have been surprised.
 
2014-08-10 10:22:56 AM
Ugh. I bet Wal Mart meth is cheap but terrible.
 
2014-08-10 10:23:44 AM
Would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for the one guy with 46 chromosomes and all his teeth that stuck out.
 
2014-08-10 10:25:11 AM
Vamonos Pests!
 
2014-08-10 10:32:48 AM
"He said the couple tried to get into a red Saturn car.."


Ah, so it was a lesbian couple.
 
2014-08-10 10:36:25 AM
What the hell has happened to Tennessee?
 
2014-08-10 10:36:33 AM
Eventually notice, or eventually think something is wrong?
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-08-10 10:53:03 AM

I_Am_Weasel: eventually someone is going to notice a mob of toothless naked people and think something is wrong

At Walmart?


They will wonder why they are all outside.
 
2014-08-10 10:58:20 AM
A little late with the advice, subby. Next time, try to be quicker off the mark. These Wal-Mart methbrains are depending on you.
 
2014-08-10 11:01:19 AM

Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: Piizzadude: When I saw the name of the news paper, Lebanon Democrat, I thought it was Lebanon, PA.

It would not have surprised me one little bit.

I saw the Lebanon Democrat and figured it was Lebanon, Missouri.


I see a trend here...
 
2014-08-10 11:12:41 AM
Breaking Sad
 
2014-08-10 11:15:52 AM
I'm no expert, but it seems to me that using your meth lab as a getaway car is not a good idea
 
2014-08-10 11:33:58 AM

Dissident Sheep: I'm no expert, but it seems to me that using your meth lab as a getaway car is not a good idea


I read that in Saul Goodman's voice.
 
2014-08-10 11:39:46 AM

Clemkadidlefark: What the hell has happened to Tennessee?


Moonshine isn't as lucrative as it once was.
 
2014-08-10 11:41:51 AM

Clemkadidlefark: What the hell has happened to Tennessee?


It continues to be Tennessee...
 
2014-08-10 12:03:28 PM

Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: Piizzadude: When I saw the name of the news paper, Lebanon Democrat, I thought it was Lebanon, PA.

It would not have surprised me one little bit.

I saw the Lebanon Democrat and figured it was Lebanon, Missouri.


I thought the same thing also.
/proud Ozarkian with a full set of teef
 
2014-08-10 12:03:53 PM
But was he selling Meth at the lowest price?
 
2014-08-10 12:20:42 PM

Mad Mark: Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: Piizzadude: When I saw the name of the news paper, Lebanon Democrat, I thought it was Lebanon, PA.

It would not have surprised me one little bit.

I saw the Lebanon Democrat and figured it was Lebanon, Missouri.

I thought the same thing also.
/proud Ozarkian with a full set of teef


Lebanon, Missouri. Come for the trout and stay for the meth.

/ Proud hillbilly
// With a full set of teeth
/// Slashies
 
2014-08-10 01:28:47 PM
Story is kind of misleading. They keep using the word methlab making the reader think that this was some big setup. When in fact it was shake and back meth so this lab basically consist of a 2 liter bottle and a small box filled with the meth making ingredients.
 
2014-08-10 01:38:17 PM
Is it really that hard to go to the doctor and ask for ADHD meds?
 
2014-08-10 01:46:34 PM

ReverendJynxed: Is it really that hard to go to the doctor and ask for ADHD meds?



For some reason the meth heads don't like them.  Perhaps not enough side-effects?
 
2014-08-10 02:41:33 PM
According to Police Sgt. Joe Nokes this was no joke.
 
2014-08-10 03:34:49 PM

ReverendJynxed: Is it really that hard to go to the doctor and ask for ADHD meds?


I've never tried meth, but I take Adderall on a near daily basis.  Nothing about Adderall makes me feel high, or feel like I'm on drugs.  Other than a sensation of having slightly clearer sinuses, there's no way to tell that the drug is in my system (besides the whole finally-being-able-to-tune-out-distractions thing).

Adderall to a meth head would be like a swig of vanilla extract to a total Farker.
 
2014-08-10 04:20:17 PM

Jeng: ReverendJynxed: Is it really that hard to go to the doctor and ask for ADHD meds?


For some reason the meth heads don't like them.  Perhaps not enough side-effects?


Those drugs don't give you that wonderful "I just snorted Drano and battery acid" feeling
 
2014-08-10 08:04:13 PM
"Police meth technician Chris Luna was then called to the scene". So Police Meth Technician is a thing now? What's next, Law and Order:PMT with an incognito Jesse Pinkman as the main tech?

/biatches!!
 
2014-08-10 11:27:19 PM
cdn.tutsplus.com
 
2014-08-11 12:34:50 AM
When I saw Lebanon, I was kind of hoping it WAS Tennessee because I think I have a cousin there who is a cop.

/ name in the paper and all that
// alas was not to be
/// and for the rhyme this is slashie three
 
2014-08-11 01:57:10 AM

megarian: Ugh. I bet Wal Mart meth is cheap but terrible.


They'll beat anyone's advertised price, tho.

I dunno. I've always been more of a CostCo meth guy myself.
 
2014-08-11 09:12:21 AM

Piizzadude: Land_of_the_Magic_Dragon: Piizzadude: When I saw the name of the news paper, Lebanon Democrat, I thought it was Lebanon, PA.

It would not have surprised me one little bit.

I saw the Lebanon Democrat and figured it was Lebanon, Missouri.

I see a trend here...


I thought it might be Lebanon, KY?
 
2014-08-11 09:14:29 AM

stuffy: But was he selling Meth at the lowest price?


"Made in America"
 
2014-08-11 01:03:10 PM
YO
 
2014-08-11 06:59:52 PM

Tom_Slick: Clemkadidlefark: What the hell has happened to Tennessee?

Moonshine isn't as lucrative as it once was.


Once it went legal, there wasn't enough money in taking the risk to make the illegal stuff.

The same thing will happen if we ever manage to do the sane thing and legalize meth.
 
Displayed 38 of 38 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report