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(Click2Houston)   That concrete was totally asking for it   ( divider line
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5771 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Aug 2014 at 3:04 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-08-10 12:48:26 AM  
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2014-08-10 03:13:23 AM  
'dat asphalt
2014-08-10 03:24:48 AM  
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2014-08-10 03:34:52 AM  

Cashew: [ image 500x281]

What the hell is that??
2014-08-10 03:39:11 AM  
What an idiot. You find manholes in the street.
2014-08-10 03:55:23 AM  
Turn down for WHAT?
2014-08-10 04:08:12 AM  
What was he on and where did he get it?
2014-08-10 04:27:34 AM  
Talk about pounding the pavement. I guess if there's a crack in a hot sidewalk why not, a concrete blonde if you will, as long as there's grass growing, right?

Not sure what that might do to his mother's back though. But the whole thing could be her fault. Maybe he asked about out how to have a baby and when she told him about the drilling process and semen he heard "cement."

Or maybe just walking on the wild side wasn't enough.
2014-08-10 05:23:24 AM  

He's kind of an ass, but fun to watch.
2014-08-10 05:29:12 AM  

fusillade762: Cashew: [ image 500x281]

What the hell is that??

/ On mobile, sorry
2014-08-10 05:50:46 AM  

ILoveBurritos: fusillade762: Cashew: [ image 500x281]

What the hell is that??

/ On mobile, sorry

I was unable to make any sense of that. Yet I have forwarded it to a friend who appreciates that sort of senselessness and perhaps she will.
2014-08-10 05:58:56 AM  
That is NOT how the Humpty-Hump's done, you imbecile.
2014-08-10 07:25:28 AM  
The concrete should not have dressed like that.
2014-08-10 07:43:42 AM  
Her fault for not posting a sign.

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2014-08-10 08:44:09 AM  
That's what the driveway get of having a short skirt.  A mason would get this joke.  No, not that kind of Mason.  The kinds who trucks bricks all day.  (It's the stone outline on some driveways.)
2014-08-10 09:45:38 AM  
If you want to hump a driveway properly, you need to have the right approach.
2014-08-10 10:36:08 AM  
If this is wrong I don't wanna be right
2014-08-10 10:57:19 AM  
That concrete must have been well-connected.  The humper got almost twice the bond as today's story about the repeat-thief who shoplifted at Kohls and left a 4-year-old behind to wander the parking lot.
2014-08-10 12:22:39 PM  
Just trying to fill the crack.
2014-08-10 12:47:32 PM Full Size

"You put your down, down. You thrust your pelvis, huh! You thrust your pelvis, huh!"
2014-08-10 01:32:45 PM  
The dolt. He humped a driveway? I guess he could not find a henway
2014-08-10 02:23:44 PM  
He likes them flat.
2014-08-10 02:45:05 PM  
Mr. Concrete, you are charged with asphalt and battery!
2014-08-11 03:16:33 AM  
Let he who has never jackhammered concrete cast the first stone.
2014-08-11 02:49:09 PM  
Check out the curbs on that!
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