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(Philly.com)   When on electronically monitored house arrest you probably shouldn't be selling drugs. But if you have to for the love of FSM make sure you aren't selling them to an undercover cop   (philly.com) divider line 12
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2014-08-10 03:32:17 AM  
A specially-trained Gloucester Township Police detective and licensed clinical social worker were on hand to offer counseling services to a woman and very young child who were inside the home at the time of the search, police said.

Wait... this happened in America? No babies were flashbanged and no pets were shot?
 
2014-08-10 07:43:23 AM  
Seriously get another job, I'm sure its not that hard with an ankle bracelet.
 
2014-08-10 07:48:17 AM  
Cops shouldn't be allowed to go undercover to buy drugs. It just interrupts the supply chain and makes it awkward when you want to buy drugs and have to prove your not an undercover cop.
 
2014-08-10 08:11:03 AM  
FSM? Is it 2006?
 
2014-08-10 08:22:03 AM  

Slaxl: Cops shouldn't be allowed to go undercover to buy drugs. It just interrupts the supply chain and makes it awkward when you want to buy drugs and have to prove your not an undercover cop.


Hey, if you're not willing to suck a guy's dick to prove you are not a cop, then don't buy drugs
 
2014-08-10 08:27:54 AM  
Ramen to that
 
2014-08-10 08:51:00 AM  

HighlanderRPI: Slaxl: Cops shouldn't be allowed to go undercover to buy drugs. It just interrupts the supply chain and makes it awkward when you want to buy drugs and have to prove your not an undercover cop.

Hey, if you're not willing to suck a guy's dick to prove you are not a cop, then don't buy drugs


Jesus, at least my guy doesn't go that far. All he asked was "I need to be sure you're not a cop, you're not a cop are you?" and I said "no", and he said "alright then."

It wasn't exactly foolproof, but it worked. That time. There was also lots of waiting around and changing locations. Standard stuff that only someone serious would put up with. Because no cop would wait half an hour later than agreed time, and then agree to go somewhere else for the deal. I think it's a union clause.
 
2014-08-10 08:55:36 AM  

Frank N Stein: FSM? Is it 2006?


Ramen
 
2014-08-10 10:28:06 AM  
Remember,  cops aren't allowed to lie,  so just ask ask if they're a cop before you do your illegal thing and you're golden!

/*snickers*
 
2014-08-10 12:26:15 PM  

Slaxl: There was also lots of waiting around and changing locations. Standard stuff that only someone serious would put up with. Because no cop would wait half an hour later than agreed time, and then agree to go somewhere else for the deal. I think it's a union clause.



More like standard stuff that only someone who is paid to go get drugs will put up with, like a cop.  Though if it goes outside of his jurisdiction I can see a cop not going ahead due to the paperwork he might have to fill out.
 
2014-08-11 12:03:40 PM  
Wow. I bet the perp was saucy. And the cops too.
 
2014-08-11 12:07:57 PM  

HighlanderRPI: Hey, if you're not willing to suck a guy's dick to prove you are not a cop, then don't buy drugs


Because there are never any gay cops. And no drug dealer is ever a studdie.
 
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