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(ABC7 New York)   Jet Blue passengers fail to pay the "extinguish the engine fire" fee   ( divider line
    More: Scary, San Juan, JFK  
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4512 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Aug 2014 at 3:29 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-08-10 12:22:37 AM  
I thought fires and explosions were extra?
2014-08-10 02:25:11 AM  
The white underwear is for loading and unloading only.
2014-08-10 03:35:41 AM  
You're supposed to wait till you're over the Hudson before ingesting all those Canada geese!
2014-08-10 03:41:41 AM  
I wonder if it was a Rolls engine because those things are all but unblowupable.
2014-08-10 03:47:49 AM  
2014-08-10 05:46:25 AM  
186 people picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
2014-08-10 07:23:10 AM  
FTFA: "the pilot halted the plane before it could take off."

Do planes now have sentient intelligence?  Was the plane trying to take off and the pilot had to fight to stop it?
Or maybe the journalist have written "the pilot aborted the takeoff".
2014-08-10 07:58:16 AM  
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2014-08-10 09:55:41 AM  
Anne Frank is ok.
2014-08-10 10:47:52 AM  
Forced to import Puerto Ricans, the plane set itself on fire ..
2014-08-10 11:53:51 AM  
Dont fly Jetblue.
2014-08-10 01:31:24 PM  
What's the problem, we're told those planes are designed to fly on one engine?
2014-08-10 02:44:03 PM  
Like some smartass kid with a lemonade stand charging 10 cents for the drink.....and 50 cents to
add sugar to it.
2014-08-10 05:32:33 PM  

traylor: jetBlew

Did they blow it out?
2014-08-10 08:55:48 PM  

lack of warmth: What's the problem, we're told those planes are designed to fly on one engine?

That's sort of like what my old IT guy said when the RAID lost a disk.  He became the "old" IT guy when the RAID lost another disk a few weeks later.
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