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(Sun Sentinel)   Man accused of dancing in the seat of his tractor with his genitals exposed. He was probably just looking for a hoe   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 18
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2014-08-09 08:25:17 PM  
His neighbors must not have been too impressed with his front end loader.
 
2014-08-09 09:56:29 PM  
He apparantly drank more gain than he hauled that day.

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That shiat will fark you up.
 
2014-08-09 11:17:49 PM  
or a field to plow...
 
2014-08-09 11:22:18 PM  
My uncle got drunk one time and got on his tractor backwards. Before they could get him stopped, he had unplowed 46 acres.
 
2014-08-09 11:23:46 PM  
Well, she either thought his tractor was sexy, or she thought he was nuts.

/Zing!
 
2014-08-09 11:27:09 PM  
Uncool - what happens in FarmVille stays in FarmVille.
 
2014-08-09 11:39:33 PM  

fusillade762: He apparantly drank more gain than he hauled that day.

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That shiat will fark you up.


I see you got the DUHtails.
 
2014-08-09 11:44:05 PM  
report said he was footloose and fancy free. All we needed was a hero.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mA4W1Ayd1jE
Link
 
2014-08-09 11:55:38 PM  
Dear baby Jesus, why is it that I never get to be on the receiving end of these nude male exposures? hy does it always happen to the people who seemingly want to see this kind of thing the least?
 
2014-08-09 11:57:49 PM  
morningbrayfarm.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-08-10 12:01:26 AM  

Waldo Pepper: or the worlds biggest hoe


Brilliant. +1 Interested for you.
 
2014-08-10 12:02:20 AM  
Who hasn't? What else do you do driving tractor?
 
2014-08-10 12:04:54 AM  
And yada yada yada, that's how he got herpes from a tractor seat.
 
2014-08-10 12:06:22 AM  

HideMonkey: My uncle got drunk one time and got on his tractor backwards. Before they could get him stopped, he had unplowed 46 acres.


Good thing he wasn't trying to unmilk the cows.
 
2014-08-10 04:13:15 AM  
Those furrows can look awfully sexy in the afternoon sun...

/I'll be in my barn..
 
2014-08-10 08:19:56 AM  

Waldo Pepper: or the worlds biggest hoe
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Make sure that it's kept painted and well sealed, otherwise it'll crack.
 
2014-08-10 09:55:53 AM  

TheGogmagog: [morningbrayfarm.files.wordpress.com image 320x240]


Good.  But it needs to be captioned "Let's Hear It For The Boy!"
 
2014-08-10 10:34:21 AM  
But hoes ain't loyal, y'all.
 
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