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(Daily Mail)   You mean massaging my patient's breasts with oil won't help her whiplash? Should I have not done that?   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 26
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2014-08-09 08:43:17 PM  
struck off for massaging patient's breasts with oil when

"Struck off"? That's a term for that I haven't heard before.
 
2014-08-09 08:55:50 PM  
Well, it's not like it's gonna do any harm, right?

I love these stories. I know I shouldn't but I do.

/Bad man.
//Feels bad.
 
2014-08-09 09:08:19 PM  
s1.dmcdn.net
Maybe they had shifted all out of whack.
 
2014-08-09 11:31:17 PM  
What the article doesn't say was that it was her third treatment and she didn't feel any better.

By that measure we should all fire our doctors.
 
2014-08-10 12:11:50 AM  

fusillade762: struck off for massaging patient's breasts with oil when

"Struck off"? That's a term for that I haven't heard before.


He likes it a little ruff with himself

/don't judge me
 
2014-08-10 12:12:50 AM  

mutterfark: Maybe they had shifted all out of whack.


Aren't they all out if wack?

/I mean their breasts
 
2014-08-10 12:27:24 AM  
It depends on the doctor.

If Dwayne Johnson was my doctor, I guarantee my whiplash would only get worse and worse, the longer he massaged my breasts.
 
2014-08-10 12:49:27 AM  

Gyrfalcon: It depends on the doctor.

If Dwayne Johnson was my doctor, I guarantee my whiplash would only get worse and worse, the longer he massaged my breasts.


[Volunteers to be Gyrfalcon's doctor.]
 
2014-08-10 12:51:32 AM  

brimed03: Gyrfalcon: It depends on the doctor.

If Dwayne Johnson was my doctor, I guarantee my whiplash would only get worse and worse, the longer he massaged my breasts.

[Volunteers to be Gyrfalcon's doctor.]


EIP pics and resume, please. Bicep and chest measurements may suffice.
 
2014-08-10 12:59:15 AM  

mutterfark: [s1.dmcdn.net image 526x297]
Maybe they had shifted all out of whack.


i1262.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-10 01:18:15 AM  
i291.photobucket.com

I know DAMN well 90% of you Farkers recognize this place....

/no?
//liars
///fap
 
2014-08-10 01:40:39 AM  

Thanks for the Meme-ries: [i291.photobucket.com image 280x400]

I know DAMN well 90% of you Farkers recognize this place....

/no?
//liars
///fap


Not that particular woman but.. yeah.
 
2014-08-10 02:54:15 AM  

Gyrfalcon: If Dwayne Johnson was my doctor, I guarantee my whiplash would only get worse and worse, the longer he massaged my breasts.


It's only creepy if you're unattractive, amirite?
 
2014-08-10 03:24:09 AM  

think_balance: Gyrfalcon: If Dwayne Johnson was my doctor, I guarantee my whiplash would only get worse and worse, the longer he massaged my breasts.

It's only creepy if you're unattractive, amirite?


Well, for me, anyway.
 
2014-08-10 04:24:12 AM  

Thanks for the Meme-ries: I know DAMN well 90% of you Farkers recognize this place....

/no?
//liars
///fap


Who's that?
 
2014-08-10 08:39:20 AM  

mutterfark: [s1.dmcdn.net image 526x297]
Maybe they had shifted all out of whack.


Well, if that was my average patient, then I would like to be a boob massaging doctor, too.

/I've always liked studying bazooms (that's the medical term for them)
//"You guys are going to have to see someone else, I'm booked for the foreseeable future.  Send the ginger in next."
///Plus, I won't mind making later night house calls.
 
2014-08-10 09:04:41 AM  

agent00pi: Thanks for the Meme-ries: I know DAMN well 90% of you Farkers recognize this place....

/no?
//liars
///fap

Who's that?


It's a what not a who.
 
2014-08-10 09:13:06 AM  

Abox: agent00pi: Thanks for the Meme-ries: I know DAMN well 90% of you Farkers recognize this place....

/no?
//liars
///fap

Who's that?

It's a what not a who.


I know the what, I'm curious about the who...
 
2014-08-10 10:29:56 AM  

agent00pi: Abox: agent00pi: Thanks for the Meme-ries: I know DAMN well 90% of you Farkers recognize this place....

/no?
//liars
///fap

Who's that?

It's a what not a who.

I know the what, I'm curious about the who...


Not sure.... Took a while just to find a SFW pic of the place!
 
2014-08-10 10:32:47 AM  

Thanks for the Meme-ries: agent00pi: Abox: agent00pi: Thanks for the Meme-ries: I know DAMN well 90% of you Farkers recognize this place....

/no?
//liars
///fap

Who's that?

It's a what not a who.

I know the what, I'm curious about the who...

Not sure.... Took a while just to find a SFW pic of the place!


I like how we've turned this into Abbot and Costello as applied to smut.
 
2014-08-10 10:33:34 AM  
I don't have bewbs, but "Arab or Pakistani doctor" would be enough to have me leaving without any 'treatment'.
 
2014-08-10 10:43:23 AM  
mapsaboutnothing.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-08-10 10:50:36 AM  

BolshyGreatYarblocks: I don't have bewbs, but "Arab or Pakistani doctor" would be enough to have me leaving without any 'treatment'.


I saw a specialist who was Pakistani or Indian.. I couldn't pronounce her name, but she was quite cute.
 
2014-08-10 11:32:54 PM  

BolshyGreatYarblocks: I don't have bewbs, but "Arab or Pakistani doctor" would be enough to have me leaving without any 'treatment'.


My family doctor is from Nigeria.  Funny guy.  Knows his shiat, from my limited experience with him.  Would you run for the door?
 
2014-08-11 12:53:55 AM  

mutterfark: [s1.dmcdn.net image 526x297]
Maybe they had shifted all out of whack.


Looks like someone needs a cup of Java.
 
2014-08-11 05:36:17 AM  

agent00pi: Thanks for the Meme-ries: I know DAMN well 90% of you Farkers recognize this place....

/no?
//liars
///fap

Who's that?


Notice he didn't ask "where's that?"
 
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