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(Guardian)   Rogeting is the with it neoteric habitude whereas docents to appropriate. Sinister buttocks   (theguardian.com) divider line 62
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-08-09 04:57:37 PM  
Sinister Buttocks was the appellation of a sequence of volumes emboldened by the Text of Disclosures.
 
2014-08-09 05:09:15 PM  

ZAZ: Sinister Buttocks was the appellation of a sequence of volumes emboldened by the Text of Disclosures.


It'd make a great band name, too
 
2014-08-09 05:17:38 PM  
I still want to know if the principal caught sayof.
 
2014-08-09 05:59:09 PM  

ZAZ: Sinister Buttocks was the appellation of a sequence of volumes emboldened by the Text of Disclosures.


~ Rand Paul
 
2014-08-09 06:39:21 PM  
Whar Asinine tag whar....
 
2014-08-09 06:39:58 PM  
Butt-tocks trifecta now that in play.

/ a good day it is
 
2014-08-09 06:45:08 PM  
Naffin spraints
 
2014-08-09 06:45:37 PM  
Poppycock.

/Poppycocksicle on a cold day
 
2014-08-09 06:49:57 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-08-09 06:50:01 PM  
Someone set us up the bomb?
 
2014-08-09 06:50:03 PM  
There was a time when I was a lad when I thought if you changed one word a sentence then straight from the Encyclopedia was fine...

/encyclopedia
//onion on belt
 
2014-08-09 06:50:31 PM  

www.myconfinedspace.com

 
2014-08-09 06:53:28 PM  
May I mambo dogface to the banana patch?
 
2014-08-09 06:57:33 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: It'd make a great band name, too


Irrefragably!
 
2014-08-09 06:57:50 PM  
Expression of terror, awe, surprise, shock, etc., (holy shiate)  I thought I just had a stroke
 
2014-08-09 07:00:37 PM  

Apos: [www.myconfinedspace.com image 780x585]


Ha interrogatively happens in coitus doth me scan?
 
2014-08-09 07:03:36 PM  
Am I witnessing the origin story of Meow Said the Dog?
 
2014-08-09 07:06:06 PM  

zulius: Someone set us up us the bomb?


FTFM
 
2014-08-09 07:09:01 PM  
FTA: "Sinister buttocks" = "left behind"

... I was expecting "bad-ass"
 
2014-08-09 07:11:24 PM  

elkboy: FTA: "Sinister buttocks" = "left behind"

... I was expecting "bad-ass"


or "dark end"
 
2014-08-09 07:19:29 PM  
Sinister Buttocks: The Movie
Starring Kirk Cameron!
 
2014-08-09 07:20:00 PM  
I need another word for rogeting.
 
2014-08-09 07:24:26 PM  
Don't ever call me a thesaurus!!
 
2014-08-09 07:24:51 PM  
Someone thought "sinister buttocks" was a cromulent replacement for "left behind"??

I want to meet someone that breathtakingly stupid
 
2014-08-09 07:25:58 PM  
Rectus rectum.
 
2014-08-09 07:28:10 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Someone thought "sinister buttocks" was a cromulent replacement for "left behind"??

I want to meet someone that breathtakingly stupid


Such dexterity with language is seldom seen.
 
2014-08-09 07:29:27 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-09 07:29:41 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Someone thought "sinister buttocks" was a cromulent replacement for "left behind"??

I want to meet someone that breathtakingly stupid


Aw, c'mon!

Based on the book by Tim LaHaye...

Sinister Buttocks, starring Kirk Cameron, Brad Johnson, and Chelsea Noble.
 
2014-08-09 07:30:06 PM  

Aces and Eights: I need another word for rogeting.


Synonymize.
 
2014-08-09 07:30:40 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Someone thought "sinister buttocks" was a cromulent replacement for "left behind"??

I want to meet someone that breathtakingly stupid


They used an app that automatically replaces words and phrases with synonyms. Basically it's like running it through a machine translator into another language and back.

The breathtaking stupidity comes in where they were too lazy to proofread their plagiarized text!
 
2014-08-09 07:31:40 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Sinister Buttocks: The Movie
Starring Kirk Cameron!


Jeez, a GIMPer's gotta work fast in this place...
 
2014-08-09 07:36:13 PM  

Clockwork Kumquat: [img.fark.net image 460x648]


+1. I started to do an image (using that starter), gave up, and posted boringly. Kudos.
 
2014-08-09 07:38:28 PM  

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: Gyrfalcon: Someone thought "sinister buttocks" was a cromulent replacement for "left behind"??

I want to meet someone that breathtakingly stupid

They used an app that automatically replaces words and phrases with synonyms. Basically it's like running it through a machine translator into another language and back.

The breathtaking stupidity comes in where they were too lazy to proofread their plagiarized text!


That would require effort, which the users of this app are wholeheartedly against.
 
2014-08-09 07:38:45 PM  
I keep hearing Frank Zappa's "Theme From the This Movement of Sinister Footwear"...
 
2014-08-09 07:39:25 PM  

Xploder: I keep hearing Frank Zappa's "Theme From the This Movement of Sinister Footwear"...


er...THIRD Movement...
 
2014-08-09 07:49:06 PM  
Macho business donkey wrestler.
 
2014-08-09 07:55:36 PM  

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: Don't ever call me a thesaurus!!


Sweetie Belle wanted for questioning.
 
2014-08-09 07:59:03 PM  
When did meow said the dog start getting greenlit headlines?
 
2014-08-09 08:07:31 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: Clockwork Kumquat: [img.fark.net image 460x648]

+1. I started to do an image (using that starter), gave up, and posted boringly. Kudos.


Thanks. Could have been better, though; the title doesn't have the same grainy texture as the background.
 
2014-08-09 08:13:47 PM  

ImperialHazman: Macho business donkey wrestler.


Purple monkey dishwasher.
 
2014-08-09 08:26:29 PM  
Badonk to tha donk.
 
2014-08-09 08:35:15 PM  
I did this in college, without the internet.  Isn't that what a research paper is?
 
2014-08-09 08:48:53 PM  
Surf clay where we go!
 
2014-08-09 08:50:35 PM  

stuhayes2010: I did this in college, without the internet.  Isn't that what a research paper is?


You submitted a paper and the last words were "Article buttocks"??
 
2014-08-09 09:06:45 PM  

Clockwork Kumquat: [img.fark.net image 460x648]


NOW THIS I CAN FAP TO
 
2014-08-09 09:11:32 PM  
I thought a thesaurus was the first dinosaur that could read.
 
2014-08-09 09:29:30 PM  
What, no love for Baby Kangaroo Tribbiani?
 
2014-08-09 09:35:43 PM  
I was expecting "Rogeting" to be something the kids were doing these days.
 
2014-08-09 09:41:47 PM  
Gorbachev sings!  Tractors! Turnip! Buttocks!
 
2014-08-09 09:42:33 PM  
Sinister Buttocks is Incontinentia's brother
 
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