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(Wonkette)   Sarah Palin destroys Elizabeth Warren. Just kidding, no she doesn't. But D for effort   (wonkette.com) divider line 215
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2014-08-09 12:15:47 PM
God bless her poor, dear, sweet heart, but she just tries so very hard doesn't she?
 
2014-08-09 12:19:38 PM
God help me, I actually watched the video.
 
2014-08-09 12:34:03 PM
Submitter is being kind giving her a D.
 
2014-08-09 12:39:37 PM
The only thing that imbecile ever destroyed was McCain's chances of being taken seriously ever again
 
2014-08-09 12:49:24 PM
Wow. That fruitcake is one raisin short of anything any sane person would want in their house.

MaudlinMutantMollusk: The only thing that imbecile ever destroyed was McCain's chances of being taken seriously ever again


I'm pretty sure he did that ll on his own.
 
2014-08-09 12:49:55 PM
We believe ... wait, I thought fast food joints ... wait, don't you guys think they're like, of the devil or somethin'? Liberals, you wanna send those evil employees who would dare work at a fast food joint that you just don't believe in, I thought you wanted to send em to ... purgatory or somethin', till they all go vegan. [Pause for laughter.] ... and wages and picket lines they're not discussed in purgatory, are they? Why are you even worried about fast food wages. Well, we believe an America, minimum wage jobs, they're not lifetime gigs! They're stepping stones!

Believe it or not, this is even more bizarre and befuddling when you actually watch the video of her saying it.  And this isn't some partisan low-blow, but she looks and sounds high as shiat in that video.  I can tell from the pixels and having seen some high-ass motherfarkers in my day.  That chick is wasted.  And not a 'hit from a doob' high either.  That's some orange tab, high end Woodstock shiat she's on.
 
2014-08-09 12:51:49 PM

ginandbacon: Wow. That fruitcake is one raisin short of anything any sane person would want in their house.

MaudlinMutantMollusk: The only thing that imbecile ever destroyed was McCain's chances of being taken seriously ever again

I'm pretty sure he did that ll on his own.


Once he dragged her out from under her rock, yes

/of course, since then he's embarked on a more concerted effort
 
2014-08-09 01:00:06 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: The only thing that imbecile ever destroyed was McCain's chances of being taken seriously ever again


Remember how awesome 2000 election John McCain was?

How the might have fallen, how the weapons of war have perished. . .
 
2014-08-09 01:02:32 PM

Doctor Funkenstein: I can tell from the pixels and having seen some high-ass motherfarkers in my day.


This made me laugh more than it probably should have done.
 
2014-08-09 01:05:35 PM

Doctor Funkenstein: That chick is wasted. And not a 'hit from a doob' high either. That's some orange tab, high end Woodstock shiat she's on.


Wow. You weren't kidding. Slurring, befuddled, pretty obviously looped to the tits.

Gotta say I am a little jealous.
 
2014-08-09 01:05:43 PM

BMulligan: Doctor Funkenstein: I can tell from the pixels and having seen some high-ass motherfarkers in my day.

This made me laugh more than it probably should have done.


You're stoned right now, aren't you?
 
2014-08-09 01:07:58 PM
i1079.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-09 01:11:44 PM
She's THIS CLOSE to revealing that she's been playing an Andy Kauffman-esque joke on the world for the past 7 years.

Right?

/right?
 
2014-08-09 01:16:05 PM
Wow...just wow.

 Anyone know how many subscribers she has?
 
2014-08-09 01:16:41 PM

HawgWild: God help me, I actually watched the video.


Good God Man!  Why would you do such a thing?  Are you alright?  Is there someone we should call to check in on you?
 
2014-08-09 01:17:17 PM
This gave me double-AIDS.
 
2014-08-09 01:17:56 PM
Can't be disputed: Sarah Palin is the smartest fiscal conservative on the planet.
 
2014-08-09 01:19:01 PM
The 2014 CPAC keynote speaker, ladies and gentlemen.
 
2014-08-09 01:19:29 PM
I've got to second (fifth?) the 'Yah, that woman is hIiiIIIIiiiiiiYiiiiigh' appraisal.
 
2014-08-09 01:19:44 PM

orange whip: Wow...just wow.

 Anyone know how many subscribers she has?


All of them
 
2014-08-09 01:20:01 PM

HawgWild: God help me, I actually watched the video.


Is this video only 47 seconds long?  It seemed to end abruptly.  I'm honestly a bit curious to see the rest of the rant.

So liberals are against fast food restaurants now?  And people who work there?  What the fark world does she occupy?
 
2014-08-09 01:21:03 PM

gilgigamesh: Doctor Funkenstein: That chick is wasted. And not a 'hit from a doob' high either. That's some orange tab, high end Woodstock shiat she's on.

Wow. You weren't kidding. Slurring, befuddled, pretty obviously looped to the tits.

Gotta say I am a little jealous.


Same here.  That broad is having a great time in that video.

i595.photobucket.com
 
2014-08-09 01:22:08 PM
i.kinja-img.com
 
2014-08-09 01:23:02 PM

NeoCortex42: What the fark world does she occupy?


One with lots of pills.
 
2014-08-09 01:23:16 PM

PhiloeBedoe: [i1079.photobucket.com image 504x900]


img.fark.net
 
2014-08-09 01:24:22 PM

NeoCortex42: What the fark world does she occupy?


Methississippi, I'm guessing.
 
2014-08-09 01:27:03 PM
I was gonna talk some shiat, but then I git hiiigh!
 
2014-08-09 01:27:42 PM
"D-List for the Effort" should be the name of her autobiography pop-up book.
 
2014-08-09 01:28:07 PM
What in the world ever became of sweet Sarah?
She lost her sparkle, you know she isn't the same
Livin' on reds, vitamin C, and cocaine,
All a friend can say is "Ain't it a shame?"

Derpin', on the Youtube. Been thinkin', you got to fleece 'em slow
Takes time, you pick a place to go, and just keep Derpin' on.
 
2014-08-09 01:30:02 PM
She's too cheap to hire a writer and too lazy(or stupid) to come up with anything coherent.
 
2014-08-09 01:30:12 PM
The worst part being that even after she sobers up she'll think that's a rational bit of commentary.
 
2014-08-09 01:31:04 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-08-09 01:31:14 PM
img.fark.net
That about sums it up, Sarah.  Please stop trying to help, you're making it worse.
 
2014-08-09 01:31:49 PM
I've heard better arguments made by gas escaping from a corpse.
 
2014-08-09 01:32:41 PM
Why are liberals so afraid of an incoherent, drug-addled, babbling moron?

/Because she probably drove herself home.
 
2014-08-09 01:32:49 PM

Doctor Funkenstein: We believe ... wait, I thought fast food joints ... wait, don't you guys think they're like, of the devil or somethin'? Liberals, you wanna send those evil employees who would dare work at a fast food joint that you just don't believe in, I thought you wanted to send em to ... purgatory or somethin', till they all go vegan. [Pause for laughter.] ... and wages and picket lines they're not discussed in purgatory, are they? Why are you even worried about fast food wages. Well, we believe an America, minimum wage jobs, they're not lifetime gigs! They're stepping stones!

Believe it or not, this is even more bizarre and befuddling when you actually watch the video of her saying it.  And this isn't some partisan low-blow, but she looks and sounds high as shiat in that video.  I can tell from the pixels and having seen some high-ass motherfarkers in my day.  That chick is wasted.  And not a 'hit from a doob' high either.  That's some orange tab, high end Woodstock shiat she's on.


media.giphy.com
 
2014-08-09 01:32:57 PM

Fart_Machine: [i.kinja-img.com image 700x466]


I have no idea what prompted this post but I farking love it.
 
2014-08-09 01:33:41 PM
Subby just wanted to give Palin the D.
 
2014-08-09 01:34:02 PM

Doctor Funkenstein: She looks and sounds high as shiat in that video.  I can tell from the pixels and having seen some high-ass motherfarkers in my day.  That chick is wasted.  And not a 'hit from a doob' high either.  That's some orange tab, high end Woodstock shiat she's on.


Run it through Google translate and back into English, it's like Meow's posts:

We believe ... wait, I thought fast food ... wait, is not you who are like, the devil or something think? The Liberals, who want to send employees who work evil dare a fast food restaurant that just do not believe in, I thought I wanted to send em ... purgatory or something, until they all go vegan. [Pause for laughter.] ... And wages and pickets are not discussed in purgatory, right? Why are you still worried about fast food wages. Well, we believe that the United States, minimum wage jobs are not concerts lifetime! Are steps!
 
2014-08-09 01:35:38 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: She's too cheap to hire a writer and too lazy(or stupid) to come up with anything coherent.


Her supporters will never wake up and realize that the 2008 Sarah Palin was an invention of the McCain Campaign. 90% of what she said back then was scripted for her. Her entire life was soft-scripted like a bad reality show. When she suddenly quit being governor, her speech that day was the first glimpse of the real Sarah Palin writing her own speeches - incoherent and rambling like a junior high kid running for class treasurer.

She should use the millions those gullible idiots have given her to keep a publicist and speech writer on staff, or just stop giving public speeches altogether and let the persona that was invented for her carry the day from here on out.
 
2014-08-09 01:36:27 PM
I see you libtards are unable to refutiate Palins points so you lob ad hominem insults at her instead.
 
2014-08-09 01:36:57 PM

ginandbacon: BMulligan: Doctor Funkenstein: I can tell from the pixels and having seen some high-ass motherfarkers in my day.

This made me laugh more than it probably should have done.

You're stoned right now, aren't you?


Don't judge me.
 
2014-08-09 01:37:09 PM
Welp, second time this week I'm gonna type the words "vapid coont". It's a record.
 
2014-08-09 01:37:23 PM

HawgWild: God help me, I actually watched the video.


Is it true what they say about the abyss? That it stares back at you?

/braver soul than I
 
2014-08-09 01:37:41 PM

Insult Comic Bishounen: PhiloeBedoe: [i1079.photobucket.com image 504x900]


I'm at work and needed that laugh badly, so thanks for that!
 
2014-08-09 01:37:58 PM

Muta: I see you libtards are unable to refutiate Palins points so you lob ad hominem insults at her instead.


Palin: Did someone just call me gay?
 
2014-08-09 01:38:13 PM

Doktor_Zhivago: MaudlinMutantMollusk: The only thing that imbecile ever destroyed was McCain's chances of being taken seriously ever again

Remember how awesome 2000 election John McCain was?



www.trunews.com

Glory days
 
2014-08-09 01:39:36 PM

Delay: Doctor Funkenstein: She looks and sounds high as shiat in that video.  I can tell from the pixels and having seen some high-ass motherfarkers in my day.  That chick is wasted.  And not a 'hit from a doob' high either.  That's some orange tab, high end Woodstock shiat she's on.

Run it through Google translate and back into English, it's like Meow's posts:

We believe ... wait, I thought fast food ... wait, is not you who are like, the devil or something think? The Liberals, who want to send employees who work evil dare a fast food restaurant that just do not believe in, I thought I wanted to send em ... purgatory or something, until they all go vegan. [Pause for laughter.] ... And wages and pickets are not discussed in purgatory, right? Why are you still worried about fast food wages. Well, we believe that the United States, minimum wage jobs are not concerts lifetime! Are steps!


I think that might make more sense than what she actually said.
 
2014-08-09 01:40:01 PM
Yeah, she's ripped
 
2014-08-09 01:40:08 PM

Doctor Funkenstein: Delay: Doctor Funkenstein: She looks and sounds high as shiat in that video.  I can tell from the pixels and having seen some high-ass motherfarkers in my day.  That chick is wasted.  And not a 'hit from a doob' high either.  That's some orange tab, high end Woodstock shiat she's on.

Run it through Google translate and back into English, it's like Meow's posts:

We believe ... wait, I thought fast food ... wait, is not you who are like, the devil or something think? The Liberals, who want to send employees who work evil dare a fast food restaurant that just do not believe in, I thought I wanted to send em ... purgatory or something, until they all go vegan. [Pause for laughter.] ... And wages and pickets are not discussed in purgatory, right? Why are you still worried about fast food wages. Well, we believe that the United States, minimum wage jobs are not concerts lifetime! Are steps!

I think that might make more sense than what she actually said.


Well, it's hard to make less sense.
 
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