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(Contact Music)   This fall, David Duchovny and Tea Leoni will star in The Ex-Files   (contactmusic.com) divider line 45
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2014-08-09 01:14:42 PM  
Okay, that can go up for headline competition.
 
2014-08-09 01:18:25 PM  
She's 48 and still looks great.  I think she'll do fine.

And he's a whore-dog.  I'm sure he'll do just as well.
 
2014-08-09 01:44:30 PM  
Can Gillian play their shrink, too?

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2014-08-09 03:34:12 PM  
Whore-Dog famous in the 90s to divorce Madam Secretary. This is not a submission from the Politics Tab.
 
2014-08-09 04:39:31 PM  
I want to fark the hell out of Tia, if you know what I mean and I think you do
 
2014-08-09 05:55:46 PM  
I call dibs on Tea.
 
2014-08-09 05:56:34 PM  

OregonVet: Okay, that can go up for headline competition.


Agreed..
 
2014-08-09 05:57:34 PM  
Haven't they been a couple only for the tax benefits for quite some time now?
 
2014-08-09 05:58:29 PM  
Wasn't Tea sorta hot at one point before she started looking like a dingbat.?
 
2014-08-09 06:01:10 PM  
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She may not look like this anymore, but I still would.
 
2014-08-09 06:21:00 PM  
For subby

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2014-08-09 06:41:06 PM  
I hate subby with every synthetic fibre of my being. I've been watching re-runs of X-files and thinking how much I missed that show. How do I know who(m) he married? shiat. Where my drink?
 
2014-08-09 07:54:05 PM  
I coulda sworn that they divorced years ago.
 
2014-08-09 08:10:25 PM  

Bslim: Wasn't Tea sorta hot at one point before she started looking like a dingbat.?


Set your jackoff hand to 1996.
 
2014-08-09 08:42:09 PM  
Tea was the reason Duchovny forced production to move to LA instead of Vancouver, and was instrumental on his leaving the show.
 
2014-08-09 08:48:28 PM  

theorellior: Tea was the reason Duchovny forced production to move to LA instead of Vancouver, and was instrumental on his leaving the show.


Well then this should mean X-Files is back on the air in 3-2-1.

I'd watch a reboot of it with Mulder and Scully in guest starring roles.
 
2014-08-09 08:54:37 PM  

stoli n coke: [cdn2.bigcommerce.com image 402x500]
She may not look like this anymore, but I still would.


Giggity !
 
2014-08-09 08:59:32 PM  
Why the hell is he paying spousal support?
 
2014-08-09 09:02:51 PM  
SOTY...
 
2014-08-09 09:06:33 PM  

Cymbal: I'd watch a reboot of it with Mulder and Scully in guest starring roles.


We've already had a decade of "Supernatural". Just make another X-Files movie with the original characters to tie everything up.
 
2014-08-09 09:34:17 PM  

BATMANATEE: I coulda sworn that they divorced years ago.


They broke up for a while because of his "sex addiction."
 
2014-08-09 10:22:25 PM  
I'd have a sex addiction too if I were married to her....
 
2014-08-09 10:24:50 PM  
I liked her on Dharma and Greg
 
2014-08-09 10:28:04 PM  

OregonVet: Okay, that can go up for headline competition.


Ayup. Plus one from me.

I actually thought these two had broken up a while ago.
 
2014-08-09 10:30:40 PM  
Honestly surprised it lasted as long as it did.
 
2014-08-09 10:35:27 PM  
"Duchovny is believed to be paying just over $8,000 (£4,706) a month in child support, plus around $40,000 (£23,529) in spousal support."

fark anyone who needs 48k a month to live. fark em right in the ass.
 
2014-08-09 10:46:12 PM  
I awarded Tea a couple "knuckle runner awards" back in her hotter days.
 
2014-08-09 11:01:48 PM  

ReapTheChaos: fark anyone who needs 48k a month to live. fark em right in the ass.


For 48k a month you can fark me right in the ass.  Once, maybe twice once or twice a year.  More than that talk to my lawyer, he knows all about farking me in the ass.
 
2014-08-09 11:45:56 PM  
She just doesn't do it for me.  I don't like her voice and she seems like she could be a real biatch.
 
2014-08-10 12:14:08 AM  

Schmerd1948: I hate subby with every synthetic fibre of my being. I've been watching re-runs of X-files and thinking how much I missed that show. How do I know who(m) he married? shiat. Where my drink?


What's really funny is there's an episode where they make a movie based on Mulder and Scully, and Scully's played by Tea.
 
2014-08-10 12:26:12 AM  
Let's see. Tea Leoni, who can't act her way out of a paper bag and has the vast and eclectic emotional range of either a cabbage or Kristen Stewart. David Duchovny, most famous for a show in which he displayed a monodrone that would have put David Caruso to shame.Do you think their kids talk like Mumbles?
 
2014-08-10 01:09:36 AM  
The relationship that the Internet has wanted for 20 years can finally happen.
tonicgossip.com

I'd choose Gillian over Tea in a heartbeat.
 
2014-08-10 02:08:41 AM  
"The couple's relationship first crumbled in 2008, when they separated and The X-Files star underwent therapy for sex addiction".

So being on Californication was the therapy?
 
2014-08-10 04:00:30 AM  

stoli n coke: [cdn2.bigcommerce.com image 402x500]
She may not look like this anymore, but I still would.


She now looks like this...
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and I would in a heartbeat.
 
2014-08-10 04:08:59 AM  

LonMead: stoli n coke: [cdn2.bigcommerce.com image 402x500]
She may not look like this anymore, but I still would.

She now looks like this...
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 473x640]

and I would in a heartbeat.


Yummy.
 
2014-08-10 04:20:10 AM  
Did Scully finish teaching Tia to run in heels?
 
2014-08-10 09:14:48 AM  

Pentaxian: 'd choose Gillian over Tea in a heartbeat.


Fark yeah. But she'd have to go back to red.
 
2014-08-10 09:35:14 AM  
Having just watched Jurassic Park 3....Tea Leoni is awful.
 
2014-08-10 09:47:36 AM  
Too... few... pictures.

Fark, I am dissapoint.
 
2014-08-10 01:52:04 PM  

ReapTheChaos: "Duchovny is believed to be paying just over $8,000 (£4,706) a month in child support, plus around $40,000 (£23,529) in spousal support."

fark anyone who needs 48k a month to live. fark em right in the ass.


Are you suggesting that I have anal intercourse with Tea?

OK, you're the boss..
 
2014-08-10 04:35:27 PM  

LandOfChocolate: Having just watched Jurassic Park 3....Tea Leoni is awful.


You should watch the Nostalgia Critic's review of Jurassic Park 3. He's quite unkind when it comes to Tea's acting.
 
2014-08-10 04:56:45 PM  

WilderKWight: LandOfChocolate: Having just watched Jurassic Park 3....Tea Leoni is awful.

You should watch the Nostalgia Critic's review of Jurassic Park 3. He's quite unkind when it comes to Tea's acting.


I don't get it. Her acting is fine. Maybe she rubs some people the wrong way. Julia Roberts does that to me.
 
2014-08-10 10:01:43 PM  

Pentaxian: The relationship that the Internet has wanted for 20 years can finally happen.
[tonicgossip.com image 610x900]

I'd choose Gillian over Tea in a heartbeat.


To each his own and all, but.........   are you SERIOUS??
 
2014-08-10 10:03:04 PM  

addy2: WilderKWight: LandOfChocolate: Having just watched Jurassic Park 3....Tea Leoni is awful.

You should watch the Nostalgia Critic's review of Jurassic Park 3. He's quite unkind when it comes to Tea's acting.

I don't get it. Her acting is fine. Maybe she rubs some people the wrong way. Julia Roberts does that to me.


THIS.  Agree on both counts.
 
2014-08-10 11:05:26 PM  

LonMead: stoli n coke: [cdn2.bigcommerce.com image 402x500]
She may not look like this anymore, but I still would.

She now looks like this...
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 473x640]

and I would in a heartbeat.


Oh, hell YEAH.
 
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