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(New York Daily News)   4th string Bengals QB lets us know how he really feels about playing on the Bengals. Fark: also throws 2 TDs   ( divider line
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2014-08-09 08:44:10 PM  
They gave Willie Beamen some playing time? Awesome.
2014-08-09 09:53:20 PM  
2014-08-09 10:36:41 PM  
How drunk do you have to get to be the Bengals 4th string QB... in public, anyway?
2014-08-09 10:52:29 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: They gave Willie Beamen some playing time? Awesome.

Beaten to it in the Boobies.  Except I would have included Steamin'
2014-08-09 10:56:54 PM  
(In the huddle)
"Okay...the snap count is on the second HURK!!!"
Ready, BREAK!
2014-08-09 11:11:02 PM  
The barf is like another blocker!
2014-08-09 11:35:35 PM  
Number of people trying to get out there and roll in vomit: 0. It's a good way to protect yourself. Just hope the snap isn't low.
2014-08-09 11:36:10 PM  
I couldn't be happier for my team right now. At least that's a sign of life!
2014-08-09 11:56:55 PM  
Somebody say vomit?
2014-08-10 04:07:30 AM  
My name is Willie... Willie Beamen,
I keep the ladies... cream-in',
And all my fans... are screa-min'
You gon' defeat me? You drea-min'.
2014-08-10 08:44:44 AM  
Better than shiatting himself.
2014-08-10 09:55:49 AM  

BigMax: The barf is like another blocker!

QBs are evolving and developing natural defenses.
Pretty soon they'll be squirting ink and growing spikes.
2014-08-10 11:51:05 AM  
Does that mean AJ McCarron is fifth string?
2014-08-10 04:00:43 PM  
Looks like couple of guys fell into the barfpile. Ewwww.
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